Hunger Games Simulator

Looks like Liberty Prime's cooking up some fresh, hot DEMOCRACY.

In my medical opinion the HEAVY IS DEAD!

Battle music: Yakuza 6 - Theory of Beauty

Night 2◊

• Don't do meth, or you might end up like Armor King here
• Miriam also decides to fight the moon, and throws it into a wall
• D'vorah is Snow's first victim here
• Ono Michio finds an alternate way to deal with this sword
• Ooh, so did Exeggutor's team maybe win that game.. By CHEATING...?
• An exciting fight goes on, with only one survivor...
• The wi-fi claims the life of another kid
• I'd like to see just what their audition was...
• Bitores... be careful what you wish for here...

Day 3◊

• Hitmontop shows off his fighting skills and even manages to throw a huge robot far away
• This cute mascot is apparently so cute even this murderous little bird dies from it...
• Silver beats up Gold Tager X, but not before giving a speech
• Kayn
• The Twins aren't feeling too well...
• A bootleg OFF? How about calling it... ON?
• Moondancer talks to the stars
• Krosh, NO! Why would you break the wi-fi for everyone? I mean, except for the part where it keeps killing kids and stuff
• Phantom Virus gets some snacks
• But how would the sun even draw?

Deaths◊ Armor King, D'vorah, NARC Mr.Big, Liberty Prime, Apple Bloom, The Iron Giant, Pyoro, The Wi-Fi

Edited by Zanreo on Jul 14th 2018 at 9:09:24 PM

"Leftover items still have value!"

Dayum, Miriam!

"At first, I was like "hmmm, yeah, buff choccy bunny." But bro: I don't think it's a joke anymore..."

Heat Action: Essence of Kawaii

"Leftover items still have value!"

Hitmontop used Close Combat! It's super effective! (Fighting > Steel)

And Krosh looks like a contender for the season's Big Bad.

Edited by StarAndroidJaguar on Jul 14th 2018 at 9:54:56 AM

...

oh no

Oy!

Gee, I WONDER why the twins are so upset. A damn POKEMON went and killed the Iron Giant (somehow) after they went out of their way to save his life!

Edited by worldofdrakan on Jul 14th 2018 at 5:10:10 AM

"Miriam grab The Moon with telekinesis. She says "It's no use! Take this!" before flinging her into a wall." And that's how Termina get destroyed

"You're married like me, you know monstrosity can take many forms."

Probably the last update for today...

Battle music: Yakuza 6 - Rushin'

Night 2◊

• Kankri is now possessed
• But Hitmontop, didn't you argue for Tetris being just as good earlier?
• Clause and some ponies do the Bean Boozled challenge
• Kayn probably wonders just how the moon did that
• That sounds kinda painful... anyway, the Twins are now blind
• Seeing the stars shine in a strange way, Burt and Dead Master decide to stop fighting and share the sauce they have
• The sun heals itself
• Bitores gets meta
• Who knew Phantom Virus was good at dancing?
• Seems Dubba isn't going to do much today...
• Gonzo works out too hard...

Day 3◊

• Burt didn't watch out for that tree...
• Freddy and Kirby think Hitmontop is trash
• So he wasn't dead after all... well, Silver now has another tribute on his side
• The sun... clearly exists though? Anyway, great work, Leeko, you just made THE SUN disappear, along with yourself
• I'm not even surprised about what's happening to the stars anymore
• Cassie gets rich
• Dead Master lives up to her name and leaves 3 others dead, one of them being... the moon? Understandably, No-Doze gets out of there
• Stepping on a Lego? Oh no!
• Clause decides to sacrifice a goat, rip goat

Deaths: Gonzo, Burt Gummer, Leeko, The Sun, Kayn, The Moon, Bitores Mendez

Edited by Zanreo on Jul 14th 2018 at 12:39:41 PM

"Leftover items still have value!"

Dang it, Dead Master, you weren't supposed to kill your District partner!

Silver and Tager have infighting, but don't actually kill each other. My god am I lucky.

"DIO is the ultimate being! The being of the future! Dare you not to rival me!"

...Dubba, you had me worried SICK for a second.

Great job Krosh, now we're forced to use dial-up for the rest of the season. But then again, Kiribaku did it first...

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

Whoa, Apple Bloom. Is this your retribution for what happened with Cassandra Cage?

Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."

When the sun and the moon are destroyed on the same... day. GG, guys.

And Moondancer seems to have taken quite a... shining to the stars. *brick’d*

Heeeeere's Moondancer! (shot with a bazooka for bad reference)

Hitmontop's been converted! Oh no!

English please?

Edited by StarAndroidJaguar on Jul 15th 2018 at 8:36:25 PM

...

It already is. (shot)

Anyway, Ono knocked Chuggaa unconscious and held him hostage.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jul 16th 2018 at 3:37:28 AM

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

Battle music: Taiko no Tatsujin - Hayabusa

Also, a double update since it's been so long since the last one:

Night 4◊

• Kankri/Dr. Kananga? What? Chuggaconroy isn't too happy to see this, and Kananga pays for it
• After being defeated earlier, Gold Tager has some theories about Silver...
• The stars must be shining unusually bright...
• The Twins ascend to a higher plane
• The Batter got on the wrong ride, and realizes it's better to leave sooner than laer
• Didn't know Hitmontop could learn Surf
• And we got some sponsors already

Day 5◊

• Dead Master is now dead... from just a finger poke
• Gold Tager sees a way to take advantage of everyone dying...
• Chugga should have been more careful when rafting...
• Kankri just watches as Miriam gets squashed
• With the wi-fi gone, Krosh makes some other entertainment for the tributes
• Moondancer gets some unexpected encouragement from the mascot
• Exeggutor just found an Explosion TM!

Deaths◊ Dr. Kananga, Ectonurite Twins, The Batter, Dead Master, Chuggaconroy, Miriam

Night 5◊

• Dubba isn't too great at being quiet...
• So will she be playing some Mortal Kombat on that?
• Silver used... Transform?
• Even if you're busy fighting, maybe make sure your supplies are safe...
• As Exeggutor finds out what's going on, it uses Hypnosis on the intruder
• I'd like to see that anime...
• ALL the stars are now powered up? This can't be good for the others...

Day 6◊

• Freddy and Kirby also makes a sacrifice, this time it's... another tribute. rip Dubba
• Gold Tager tries to get that inheritance early, just to get stopped by Exeggutor. Sure, Lyra tried doing a stakeout, but she still doesn't deserve this!
• Ono Michio couldn't handle that loud sound
• Silver had enough of Kankri's long rants and gives him a rather coarse death
• Cassie doesn't seem to approve of the what Clause wanted from their earlier sacrifice...
• So, who's worse, the Smeshariki fandom or... fans of the stars?
• Moondancer is just over the moon for this food... and shoots up to where the moon used to be, only to get zapped by the forcefield

Deaths◊ Dubba, Ono Michio-kun, Kankri Vantas, Moondancer

Edited by Zanreo on Jul 15th 2018 at 2:24:22 PM

"Leftover items still have value!"

Hold on, is Lyra being a Stalker with a Crush towards Exeggutor? Because she did a stakeout on his camp after he rejected her bad pickup line...

Also Dead Master is now a fitting name.

...

Helps a penguin make an anime... that actually wouldn't be too out of place as a Yakuza sidequest, just maybe without the penguin part. (Then again, this IS the game with a chicken manager...)

Anyway, rip Ono Michio-kun, and I'm out of tributes

"Leftover items still have value!"

And to think that Moony made friends with Phantom Virus and Dubba...

C'mon Lyra, you can do this! Though Bon Bon's gonna be mad at you when she hears about your new crush...

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jul 15th 2018 at 8:36:52 PM

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

Dead Master, I am disappoint.

Dammit, Kankri.

Oh well, at least it wasn't an early death.

Dangit, Miriam

"At first, I was like "hmmm, yeah, buff choccy bunny." But bro: I don't think it's a joke anymore..."

Battle music: Zero Wing - New Say

Night 6◊

• Even Freddy thinks Silver's earlier murder went too far
• Holy crap, Clause! Killing 3 others... and every single star? I know splinters are painful, but still?
• Luckily for those two, both of them had terrible aim...
• Lyra also decides to power up

Day 7◊

• Phantom Virus, that's not how you play that game
• Good thing for Cassie Krosh also doesn't have the best aim...
• Clause is still in pain from the splinter, luckily Freddy and Kirby are here to help
• Well... that was easier than expected. rip Exeggutor

Deaths◊ Gold Tager X, Hitmontop, No-Doze, The Stars, Exeggutor

Edited by Zanreo on Jul 15th 2018 at 7:26:55 PM

"Leftover items still have value!"