Hunger Games Simulator

Welp. L's gone. Dagflabbit.

Would be like an inversion of The Farmer and the Viper? Is there a name for that?

edited 14th Jun '16 1:55:11 PM by PresidentStalkeyes

I've never had both tributes be kill-happy before. This is exciting. Well, for me anyway.

Day 4

McHorn collaborates with one of the most dangerous villains in fiction. This is not going to backfire. /s; Mystia pursues Iron Man and sends a flechette of bullets at him◊

Night 4

Lammy patches over whatever wounds the Joker had. Why she did we'll never know; Linkle grabs one of the Cowardly Lion's claws and killed him with it; Ryugen collaborates with the Engineer, who infused his gadgets with the Joker's tools of the trade, to kill Quinn, Valor and Iron Man.◊

edited 14th Jun '16 2:15:40 PM by EarlOfSandvich

Fuck, Dredd is ded. Guess I'll root for Lammy now.

I ain't saying anything... >_>

Day 5

The Engineer has slightly skewed priorities; How can Mufasa throw? Doesn't matter. What matters is that Samus Aran's killings have come to an end; Mystia used her special to absorb Pet Shop's ice and get the hell out of there; I totally called it guys! Now McHorn is dead because of the Joker; A friendly rap battle was had.◊

ARENA (Tentacle Maze)

Three survive. Click here to find out.◊

edited 14th Jun '16 2:21:51 PM by EarlOfSandvich

inb4 Engineer gets 3rd again

RNG is a harsh god.

So clearly that post up there counted as 'saying something'. But it's all worth it, because now I get to think of the Joker coming up with horrible rhino-themed puns as he goes on the hunt.

I want Engie to win. Do it for badass old men everywhere!

Engie also has to avenge Toothless.

Wow, Cure Echo has made it pretty far once again. I wonder how things will end...

Mufasa can still win this for me. ...Now watch as it's Jason again. :P

edited 14th Jun '16 2:34:29 PM by Weirdguy149

But Jason ist tot.

Night 5

Mufasa rests after making it; Alas Jason's sacrifice didn't last that long, since Engie killed poor Cure Echo.◊

Day 6

And the fight concludes.◊

Placements◊

Welp.

I'm gonna find my tributes.

EDIT: I found them! Say hello to

Primary Team/Team Mecha: Heat Man◊ and CATS◊.

Secondary Team/Team Steven Universe Lookalikes From Fantaman: Penny◊ and Gorgo◊.

edited 14th Jun '16 2:47:36 PM by arcada188

Yeah, I'm thinkin' the Butt-Monkey status of Disney characters has disappeared by now.

So, because I'm a slimy, devious little bastard who only cares about winning against all odds, I'm going to slip these four tributes in before anyone else! MWAHAHA! Anyway.

As before, my primary team...

Team Solana: Ratchet◊ and Clank◊.

And my secondary team, because you can't have enough law enforcement in this game and to further test the reverse Super Weight theory...

Team Buddy Cops (AKA Team Wunza): Kurtis Stryker◊ and Chief Clancy Wiggum◊.

@Stalkeyes: Poor sod. You were 20 seconds too late after I edited my post above yours. You really are unaware who's the slimy, devious little bastard here.

edited 14th Jun '16 2:49:26 PM by arcada188

Behold, it is a glorious day for me, as a tribute of mine has finally placed higher than third!

For the next round, I nominate Yuuka Kazami◊ and Momiji Inubashiri◊ as my primary tributes, and the Soldier◊ and the Demoman◊ for reserves.

So, Cure Echo was defeated. Oh, well. She still did pretty well.

For the next round, I'll nominate Cure Beat◊ and Cure Muse◊.

Hey, at least I didn't need to edit my post, so it still counts. :V

edited 14th Jun '16 2:51:04 PM by PresidentStalkeyes

Here's Ichigo Montoya's nominations, just in case.

As for mine:

Jacket◊ and Hooker◊

@Stalkeyes: Yes, but that's why I'm a sly, devious little bastard! In fact, I copied my tributes for the 23rd season, but unfortunately I copied something different and had to go and search for my tributes again.

Hideo Kojima◊ and Hideki Kamiya◊

Hell yes.

Team Nuke Inventors: Varrick◊ and AZ◊.

edited 14th Jun '16 3:37:45 PM by Weirdguy149