Cinema Sins

My guess is it'll be Kick Ass 2, Bolt, or some other kind of comedic and rather obscure superhero movie.

Actually, it's Justice League Dark.

The Teen Titans movie would've made a lot more sense. But sure. Go with the newer, yet somehow less relevant one. Why not.

Skipping because I need to watch this. I think it's on Hulu.

EDIT: Yep, it is. Along with most of the animated DC movies, with some glaring exceptions.

Edited by Larkmarn on Jul 26th 2018 at 1:49:03 PM

It's a pretty fun movie so long as you don' think too hard.

Hey, I got through Batman and Harley Quinn.

I rather like "don't think about it because it makes no sense" movies. I'm a big fan of Kong Skull Island and that's a movie that doesn't hold up if you think about it for even a second.

I mean alot of the DC animated movies aren't good even if you don't think about them (Looking at you Justice League: War, or the Atlantis one, or Most of the Batman ones with Damien).

JL:Dark is actually pretty damn fun.

Edited by Ghilz on Jul 26th 2018 at 7:03:23 AM

Justice League War has Andre Braugher as Darkseid and this Green Lantern scene.

The rest of the movie could literally be Batman looking at a computer screen and I'd still consider it worth a watch.

... the Damien ones are meh, though.

EDIT: Oh wait, it was the even more mediocre Superman/Batman: Apocalypse that had Andre Braugher. Nevermind. War isn't worth a watch.

Edited by Larkmarn on Jul 26th 2018 at 5:01:47 AM

First of all, if it's not Michael Ironside voicing Darkseid, I don't care :-P

Second, even if it was, I think Darkseid has at most like 2 lines in War.

The mother boxes have more dialogue than he does.

(Superman/Batman: Apocalypse is actually better than War by sheer virtue of having a better plot and not making half the Justice League fucking awful people. Thanks New 52)

Edited by Ghilz on Jul 27th 2018 at 8:25:17 AM

nvm

Edited by Ghilz on Jul 27th 2018 at 8:25:48 AM

Minions. Jeremy didn't like it.

Saw that with my nephews and niece. Even they were super bored.

I saw it with a friend years ago when it first came out. It got a couple laughs out of me but was otherwise meh.

Edited by Karxrida on Jul 31st 2018 at 12:34:31 PM

I'm going to echo Jeremy here. Who thought a movie where the main characters speak in gibberish was a good idea?

You remember the Teletubbies are a thing, right?

Teletubbies is also bad, so that's not much of an example.

It's also literally for toddlers.

The billion dollars it earned, making it the highest-grossing animated film of all time, says otherwise. Apparently many people DID want to see it.

Probably millions of parents taking their millions of children, possibly multiple times.

Deep Blue Sea

What a dumb movie.

Gloriously so.

And it's perfectly topical with Meg coming out this weekend.

Edited by GethKnight on Aug 7th 2018 at 5:03:37 AM

That's the idea, yeah. Also, so this is where that clip of Samuel L. Jackson being eaten by a shark comes from.

Tomb Raider (2018)

Edited by Karxrida on Aug 9th 2018 at 10:51:54 AM

Ready Player One

New to the thread. Don't want to sit through the last 130 pages or so to get the answer to this question that's probably been answered a million times.

Is the Cinema Sins guy serious, or is his Narrator a character of its own, so to speak? I saw something on the Parody Retcon page (or one of its related pages) that mentions he likes to handwave that he's just making these videos as a joke, but only when people disagree with his assessment of certain movies and such.

So is he serious and trying to defend himself from criticism, or is it really just a joke and he really does like these movies?