my current job
Light Jello- Bill Cosby for toddlers.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
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Blight Jello: A documentary about the shortage of Jello.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
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Blight Jelly: A documentary about the progress of the grape and strawberry jelly industries during the black plague.
New round: Tiny and Big.
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
At the heart of the world...
Tiny and Rig - Tiny is stuck on an oil rig. See how much you can cut and explode things until you're either rescued or killed!
Tin and Rig. You are on a rig, building stuff out of all this tin just laying around for some reason. It's much more fun than it sounds.
Bin and Rig. The ongoing adventures of a sentient trash bin on a sentient oil rig.
my current job
Din and Rig- a fanfic involving an oil rig and one of the three goddesses.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
My son is a dumbass
Pin and Rig; a film about a Bowling Club's Training Camp on an Oil Rig
Dave
Pin and Pig: A documentary about how a adolescent piece of bacon never leaves his home!
"You can't swallow what I'm thinking!!"
My son is a dumbass
Pin and Pin: a romace film about the lovelife of two bowling pins on different lanes, very sad
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Pine and Pin: A porcupine looks for love with other spiky things.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
Dave
Pine and Lin: The story of a pine one and that samurai chick from Fire Emblem.
"You can't swallow what I'm thinking!!"
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Wine and Lin: The same samurai chick goes to the bar and drowns her sorrows.
New one: The Fault in Our Stars
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
Dave
The Vault in our Stars: A story about two parkour bros who parkour to space!
"You can't swallow what I'm thinking!!"
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The Vault in our Stats: A group of statisticians get involved in a plot to use their statistics-taking ability in order to rob a bank vault.
At the heart of the world...
Forget everything.
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The Vault in Our States: The historical documentary about defending the National Budget.
Dave
The Vault in our Stakes: Two vampire hunters find a cache of wooden vampire killing tools.
"You can't swallow what I'm thinking!!"
...?
The Vault in our Snakes: A group of people cut a sentient bank vault into a bunch of pieces and fed the pieces to a bunch of snakes. The plot goes on about the torment and final philosophical thoughts the vault feels as it is slowly digested.
Lovely Legilimens
The Vault in Our Snapes: The untold story about the possessions of the Snape family.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
...?
The Vault in our Snipes: A group of fools who want to get rich quick are sent on a literal snipe hunt after being told that snipes eat vaults full of valuable possessions.
my current job
The Vault in Our Snides- A Journey to the Center of the Mind to figure out why a certain character is so condescending.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
...?
The Vault in our Slides: A group of thieves hide possession they've stolen from a bank vault under ground beneath a playground slide. The plot is them trying to keep these possessions hidden from others.
New title: Gods Will Be Watching
Something something smithy
Cods Will Be Watching: a story of the fish that just keep staring... And staring... And staring.
Something something Arena.
Light Yello - A diet lemon-lime soft drink for those too self-conscious to realize that it doesn't help much compared to regular soda.