Destroy The Godmodder

I throw a copy of 'Giving Up for Dummies' at the godmodder. I think he needs it more than us.

The summoning continues to make progress, whether or not it is positive or negative progress. 13/30

I thank Micool, by working on his summoning circle. 2/5

This brainstorming is making me tired, as I let out a big yawn. 3/10

edited 26th May '14 4:34:33 AM by Wordless_Summons

I set up several missile turrets and fire a Macross Missile Massacre at the Grox.

I send Yuuno to help Armoured Fury's engineers. 4/5.

I read Wordless Summons a bedtime story. Thanks to you too. 4/10.

I also add several runes to my Lesser Summoning Portal, increasing its power, but not specifying its destination yet. 3/5.

edited 26th May '14 6:50:01 AM by MicoolTNT

'I summon Steve? to use the TARDIS (in the past, before Dimentio steals it. This creates an alternate timeline). This may not help with the charge, but it'll make the epic plan no longer on hold.'

Page 12.

So...yeah. I continue the speech.

Speech: 2/3

The Ugly Barnacle:7/10

Cracked staff:10

In the midst of my researching and scheming— Hold on... is that a Formorian-Class Warship?

Oh dear...

Morgoth's second signal, a whole conspiracy of ravens, arrives right on cue. 7/10

My researchers think that they've reached a major breakthrough. They want to be absolutely certain, so the perform some pretty rigorous testing first. 5/6

I start to get the sneaking suspicion that my early-warning sensors picked up something incredibly dangerous to me. 5/???

edited 26th May '14 7:34:22 AM by OmegaShadowcry

I use PSI Rockin' Alpha on the Grox fighters.

Plan:

12/50

Fishing:

7/15

"Water!" I sit up and gasp. But the effort is too much and I fall back over.

With the stealth of an owl and the speed of a gazelle, Angelina Love charges...but the zombies are dead before she can get to them. Love comes to a skidding halt in front of Winter, once again at a loss of what to do, but she has kicked up enough dust to obscure Winter's form, which is enough for Winter to perform off screen teleportation.

Ohio Valley Finish, 3/3: Winter's arms emerge out of a dusty devil that kicked up next to the Godmodder and latch onto his head, grasping any dangling materials such as hair for added leverage-if applicable. She then drags him down to her knee, forcing the Godmodder to take a catnap.

Piracy 2/6

edited 26th May '14 9:38:56 AM by IndirectActiveTransport

19/20 I start to open the box, with care, because I don't want to even come to eye contact with this thing...

4/5 MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...

I pull out a canteen and help Indirect drink from it, then take out a sniper rifle, using its laser sights to pull a Sniping the Cockpit on one of the Grox fighters. After that, I have the warlocks fire various spells at the Grox forces.

Deathstroke leaps at a bomber and grabs the wing, climbing onto its roof. He then attaches an explosive to the bomber's engine and leaps off, detonating the bomb after sticking a Three-Point Landing.

Charges: 5/7

Force Lightning: 4/6

Witch-King: 2/7

edited 26th May '14 2:10:10 PM by IchigoMontoya

I summon my phone and play Baby (Justin Bieber), and give everyone except Godmodder an earplug

What, just one?

Q&A: Wow, no game business to attend to, I guess that means I've finally ironed out enough stuff to not be confusing to absolutely everyone anymore.

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Fury continues on his charges, wordless throws a copy of a certain book at the godmodder, the godmodder knows all about giving up though, its something only other people ever do. Micool unleashes a swarm of missiles at the Grox ships, dealing 750 damage to three of the fighters. Dimentiosome summons Steve? to make the alternate timeline we learned of before, meanwhile, back in the present alpha timeline, Steve? is no where to be found, but we all saw the alternate timeline dimentio, so we know he did something.

Omega sees something that scares him, Jondanger kills a Grox fighter, Indirect is still suffering from dehydration, Winter disappears somewhere, earl is almost finished with his stuff, ichigo helps Indirect and takes down another Grox fighter. Tabbune then begins playing OOOHH GODMODDDER!!!! MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STO There... turned it off. Unfortunately, one earplug is not enough to provide a total sound blockout, and all entites, AG or not, that didn't have protection against it have had their action messed with. ...Except the godmodder, who seems to have been rocking out while the song was playing.

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Battlefield:

Winter falls out of a dust devil, holding her ears and writhing in pain. My, she didn't take that well. Jax, Deathstroke and the death eaters are all also having problems, and the two grox fighter pilots were too busy having their ear drums explode to avoid crashing into the ground. Herobrine however is unharmed, since he's able to glitch the sound waves away from his ears, and the rest of the Grox have air-tight cockpits.

Herobrine jumps up the higher atmosphere, and one bomber and two fighters suddenly fail and explode on the ground below. The remaining ships strafe over the AGs, killing two death eaters and dealing 500 damage to Deathstroke.

Three more fighters and another bomber fly in overhead, and the godmodder suplexes Winter through a red link, dealing 2500 damage.

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Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 87/100

Grox bomber x4 [PG]: Hp: 3000/3000

Grox fighter x2 [PG]: Hp: 2000/2000

Herobrine [AG]: Hp: 25000/25000

Jax [AG]: Hp: 10500/12500 equipped: Cleavebanners: 75% durability

Deathstroke [AG]: Hp: 5500/6000

Winter [AG]: Hp: 1500/7500

Death Eaters x16 [AG]: Hp: 600/600

edited 27th May '14 1:54:38 PM by pionoplayer

I begin upgrading the Death Eaters so there attacks do twice as much damage.

Plan:

13/50

Fishing:

8/15

Death Eater Upgrades:

1/5

edited 27th May '14 2:53:02 PM by Jondanger23

We can't reach any other dimensions now...

...well...that'll make stuff...less confusing?

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The Ugly Barnacle: 8/10

Cracked staff:12

Speech: 3/3 Hoping this will motivate the town to create weird inventions to attack the P Gs and the Godmodder himself, I finish the speech by saying whoever causes the most damage will get a $5 Wendy's gift card. I then buy a $5 Wendy's gift card.

If that doesn't work, I tell them the least they can do is subscribe to the subreddit...if it still exists...

edited 27th May '14 3:24:18 PM by Dimentiosome

20/20 I finish opening the box. Out of it emerges the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.

5/5 -directs at the Grox forces- HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

edited 27th May '14 3:25:21 PM by EarlOfSandvich

Wait, that's not a Physic staff... 5/6

I cock the hammer and points it at the AGs. See, this isn't your ordinary M1911... 5/6

One of the engineers helps Jon with his upgrades. 2/5 for Jondanger.

Bob tells Jax to use Leap Strike, which is a leaping strike against a Grox bomber.

edited 27th May '14 3:59:47 PM by ArmoredFury

I grab my Tuba, and play it. I also give everyone except the Godmodder, and the P Gs another earplug.

Upon realizing that he's rocking in that, I also call upon the power of the Internet's denizens, sending prove that the Godmodder likes JB: 1/6.

edited 28th May '14 2:45:18 AM by Tabbune

I deliver a Dope Slap to Tabbune for both subjecting us to that horror and messing up Winter's attack. I then help Indirect to her feet and ask if she can still fight, handing her the sniper rifle before throwing a Bolt of Divine Retribution at a Grox bomber.

Deathstroke jumps at a Grox fighter and stabs the pilot through the cockpit with his sword, then leaps free from said fighter before it crashes.

Charges: 6/7

Force Lightning: 5/6

Witch-King: 3/7

My researchers confirm their breakthrough in the same instant that the base's scanners confirm the Formorian Warship. Fascinating... What could the Grineer want from this place? Although, it does seem to be holding off... odd.

Breakthrough Confirmed, Plan-making may commence! 6/6

The temperature drops about ten degrees. Morgoth is close... 8/10

Whatever the object of my terror-reaction, it's taking its sweet time showing up. Probably on purpose, no doubt. 6/???

edited 27th May '14 4:37:48 PM by OmegaShadowcry

Damn, a 5-turn charge will almost certainly take out most of the Godmodder's forces, so no point in a one-shot action this turn...

Adds the last few non-directional runes to my Lesser Summoning Portal: 4/5.

Excess energy from the summoning helps to attract Morgoth: 9/10 for Omega.

I redirect Yuuno to help with the Death Eater upgrades: 3/5 for Jondanger.

I attempt to revive Phil 2 with CPR.

4/4 Hellhounds have been summoned.

Satanmodder 3/15

@Ichigo: I'm a he, and sorry for messing up.

@Tabbune Don't be, he's kidding. The GM can and will mess up anything we do, especially if it's a one-post charge. That's why he's a Godmodder. His fault, not yours.

Plus, you killed two Grox Fighters! That's more than my action did...

But if you want your stuff to be more useful, charge it. One-post-charge attacks on the Godmodder himself can basically only ever distract him.

edited 28th May '14 2:07:52 AM by MicoolTNT

I funnel my one post charge into a small ball, to be used in the future. 1 ball of charge

I help Tabbune in massing the forces of the internet. 2/6 to Tabbune's charge.

I yawn, blink, and fall over, completely and fully asleep. 5/10

The mages attempt to shout and chant over the summoning, charging ancient magic. 14/30

edited 28th May '14 4:29:02 AM by Wordless_Summons

While sitting up I doze off. In my dreams I am confronted by an apparition of half a green face, speaking to me in defiance of sense, as it lacks most of the necessary organs and the sound is as useless to me as lizard talk. Another feverish dream? I am quickly jolted awake by a horrid sound, sitting in a hot sweat...my fever is broken! Something is, it's Ichigo Montoya! I'm still thirsty and haven't shot a rifle in a long while but I'm too jubilant about overcoming illness to complain. "...yeah. I can shoot." I then press the rifle's butt next to my shoulder and try to line something up in its sites. I have to think about what to shoot though, Winter and fever putting me behind on current events.

Winter snarls as she rolls up...to a single knee. Injuries are starting to catchup, she knows she might not get back up after another move like that. So she spits the blood mist at the Godmodder's head, hoping to blind him or even turn him back into voodoo mode, since she signaled that one with zombies on her mind (and in her hands)

Angelina would be going even more berserk given Winter was hurt again but still can't see due to the dust she kicked up. Normally she would make future plans for X-ray goggles but tainted blood pumped to her brain impairs her thought.

Piracy: 3/6

Q&A: Better clear some stuff up, the reason why you've actually managed to damage the godmodder reliably with charged attacks was because I've been trying to get the game set up and stablized, one shot attacks actually have a better chance of hurting the godmodder, or will once I have everything properly ironed out. Just remember, it almost always has to invoke Rule of Funny. Oh, and omega, that six post charge you just did? Might want to add that on to whatever you're doing next or I might forget about it.

Also, remember that you can do a one-shot action in addition to charging, and should do so, if you do nothing but charge for extended periods of time, bad things happen.

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Jondanger begins creating some better wands for the death eaters, dimentiosome realizes that he can't access other dimensions for some reason, and then delivers an inspiring speech! Uh oh, seems no one was list- wow. I didn't think a $5 gift card to Wendys would be so effective. Attack power doubled for all AG attacks this round (including players). Earl reveals the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal, I hope you guys packed your towels. Oh wait, what is he doing... oh my word, that was impressive. Earl just completely obliterated the remaining Grox ships.

Fury directs Jax to leap at a bomber, to which Jax replies "What bomber?". Everything stops as the godmodder immediately begins shaking in fear, tabbune decides that's his cue to start playing the tuba he's retrieved. The godmodder does not seem to appreciate the haunting tuba refrain, despite the fact that it actually isn't all that bad. (bonus points to anyone who knows enough DTG lore to know what's going on!) Ichigo dope slaps tabbune, then looks up and realizes the Grox are gone.

There seems to be a rather large warship somewhere out in slip-space, omega's sensors are immediately blotted out as an absolutely massive fleet of Grox warps into the system. Seems like you guys aren't done yet. Philosopher attempts revive Phil 2, but alas, poor Phil 2 is gone. Philosopher then summons four hellhounds. Indirect takes (her? cool, not enough girls play this game in my opinion) her rifle and aims, what is currently going on: Lots of Grox are invading, but don't seem to be doing so well.

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Battlefield:

The AGs are ecstatic, and rush forward to attack the apparently defenseless godmodder... of course, things don't go as planned. Herobrine runs head-first into an anti-glitch system, Jax and Deathstroke both run through the influence of a giant electro-magnet and spend their action getting their weapons back, Winter's spittle gets caught by the wind and hits her in the face, the Death Eaters all simultaneously fumble the words to their spells (Avada Keducky!), the bugblatter beast believes it cannot see the godmodder, as the godmodder is too busy looking around in panic to see it, and the hellhounds get distracted by a passing cat.

Then the reinforcements arrive. Large numbers of grox ships arrive in the upper atmosphere. The godmodder seems afraid of something, he isn't even attacking the death eaters.

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Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 87/100

Grox Cruiser [PG]: Hp: 25000/25000

Grox Destroyer x3 [PG]: Hp: 10000/10000

Grox Bomber x15 [PG]: Hp: 3000/3000

Grox Fighter x25 [PG]: Hp: 2000/2000

Herobrine [AG]: Hp: 25000/25000

Jax [AG]: Hp: 10500/12500 equipped: Cleavebanners: 75% durability

Deathstroke [AG]: Hp: 5500/6000

Winter [AG]: Hp: 1500/7500

Death Eaters x16 [AG]: Hp: 600/600

Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal [AG]: 25000/25000

hellhound x4 [AG]: Hp: 1250/1250

edited 28th May '14 1:54:05 PM by pionoplayer