Destroy The Godmodder

I summon Master Chief and Mami Tomoe on opposite sides of the godmodder, and simultaneously use a Spartan Laser and Tiro Finale on him from opposite sides.

Let's see how he deals with two Wave Motion Guns, one from either side, one magical, one technological.

There's an obvious out here, but I hope the OP isn't that unoriginal.

edited 9th Apr '14 4:37:20 PM by MicoolTNT

"You doubt the OP's potential for unoriginality".

I put on my bookers hat and book the Godmodder to lose a match against Daniel Bryan.

edited 9th Apr '14 5:04:58 PM by PhilosopherStones

Upon seeing Sheogorath managing to weaken the godmodder's powers and put a dent in his health, my resolve to win strengthens. I summon Raiden and Jetstream Sam, then sic them on the godmodder. After flanking the godmodder, both men enter blade mode and begin slicing the goddmodder to pieces.

Whoo... racking up posters faster than I expected.

@Earl: Each and every one of the D-Class personnel die as soon as the liquid hits their lips. The resulting devastation releases more than half of the SC Ps contained on the continent after the cups of godmodder assume a humanoid form.

That has got to be the dumbest thing we've ever done. -Dr. [REDACTED]

Trip casts haste on herself (if I get genders wrong, don't get offended, I have to go by avatars and guess), and gets stabbed in the face by the godmodder while attempting to backstab him. The godmodder cuts the magical ice leaf storm out of the air with a large flamethrower, then redirects the meteors straight at stormer, who is immediately blasted by the combined explosion of both the meteors and his own missiles. Indirect's Youtube channel racks up more and more subscribes.

He counteracts the waves. If you've gone through physics class you know that interference between waves can causes the energy to cancel out, the godmodder aced physics, and so stands in a position where both of the attacks hit each other at just the right frequency, causing the godmodder to take no damage at all.

The godmodder beats Daniel Bryan before the count even finishes. Raiden and Jet-Stream Sam both join the battlefield!

Battlefield:

Godmodder GM: Hp: 99/100

Raiden AG: Hp: 10000/10000

Jet-stream Sam AG: Hp: 10000/10000

I apologize if I underestimate the power of certain characters, I often times do not have the time to properly look up the powers of characters I don't know. ichigo, would you mind giving me an overview of those two guys you just summoned so I can get their stats straight? As for now, I'm just going to give them those hit points I gave them just now.

edited 10th Apr '14 8:33:38 AM by pionoplayer

I bring out a Mark 19 grenade launcher and fills the Godmodder's general area with grenades, smoke, tear gas, and buckshots.

While trying to calculate the speed at which Trip traveled and the Godmodder's reaction time I am briefly distracted by the sudden blaring of No Chance In Hell as Vince McMahon struts by me, heading straight for the Godmodder with hate in his eyes.

Vince gets in the Godmodders face and screams "So you think the rules don't apply to you huh? You think you're good enough to go into business for yourself? Well YOU'RRRRRE FIRRRRED!" He then slaps the godmodder with a $2 Million dollar lawsuit for breach of contract.

"ZA WARUDO!"

"Toki wa tomare! KIAI!"

I throw several sets of knives at the Godmodder, each and every single blade being within mere centimetres from him as they stop mid-air.

"Soshite, toki ga ugoki desu..." -time resumes, with the knives continuing their course-

edited 10th Apr '14 9:10:38 AM by EarlOfSandvich

I manage to dodge my missiles, and then I call in every single Virtualoid ever made to attack the Godmodder.

Guys, I need to make a request here. When making attempts, please assume that I haven't heard of what you are referencing unless it I have previously demonstrated a knowledge of the thing. I am actually a bit culturally limited, especially by T Vtropes standards, and due to my time constraints I often don't have time to pick through pages to find a specific character or ability. Please give me a brief explanation as to what it is that you are summoning or doing. Thank you.

Armored's barrage flies through the air, and Mc Mahon marches towards the godmodder. Both are completely blown away by a force explosion from the godmodder. "I don't care what your dumb contract said, I never signed it."

Earl's knives fly through the air in time-stop... and the godmodder ducks. During the time stop. All of the knives pass harmlessly over his head (unless your name is Vince Mc Mahon). All except one, which the godmodder casually plucks out of the air and plunges into Earl's eye.

Stormer sends in his massive army of virtualoids to attack the godmodder! virtualoid army summoned.

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battlefield:

The virtualoid army, Raiden, and Jet-stream Sam all attempt to attack the godmodder, but he isn't there anymore. Instead, there is a very large tank. Godmodder's tank summoned! They all open fire on the tank, reducing its shields down to 75%

The godmodder leaves his tank and EMPs twenty of the 100 squads of virtualoids. The tank runs over another 10 of them.

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Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 99/100

godmodder's tank [PG]: Shields: 75% Health: 50000/50000

Raiden [AG]: Hp: 10000/10000

Jet-stream Sam [AG]: Hp: 10000/10000

virtualoid army [AG]: squads: 70/100

edited 10th Apr '14 1:39:42 PM by pionoplayer

Upon seeing the godmodder leave his tank, I hijack the vehicle and begin pursuing the godmodder in it, blasting him with the tank's cannon. As Raiden's cybernetics begin to malfunction due to the EMP, Sam helps him off the battlefield before rejoining the fray.

Also, here's what Raiden and Sam can do.

edited 10th Apr '14 10:58:49 PM by IchigoMontoya

I get an eye replacement, and then I have the Godmodder play a Screamer Prank, with the volume turned all the way up with earphones and no way of knowing what it is.

edited 10th Apr '14 5:55:05 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I sneak up on the godmodder and stab him with my duel Terra Blades.

Summon Flandre to spam a shitton of Danmaku at the godmoder. If he somehow deals with that, have her use her ability to destroy anything she wants for an instant kill.

I politely asks the Godmodder to surrender.

I invite the godmodder over for tea and cake. Why must this all end in violence?

I make a contract with Kyuubey. My wish is to remove the Godmodder's tank.

Kyuubey is a magical being that grants wishes in exchange for contracts with him to become magical girls (Puella Magi). He also looks like this. His powers include but are not limited to telepathic communication, invisibility, teleportation, the ability to harvest and convert energy, and regenerative immortality (When he dies another will take his place).

Also on the subject of Flandre Scarlet...take a cursory glance through this

edited 11th Apr '14 6:18:00 AM by Jinxmenow

-i am actually a dude, to clarify-

After being stabbed in the face, I sprint back, with Haste in effect and a hole in my head.

I cast Curaga, Pha Repth, and use a Full Restore in an attempt to heal.

Okay, a lot of the time when I'm updating, I'm doing it at school in free time, so wiki links don't help me much I'm afraid. A brief in-post overview is fine.

The godmodder's tank is no longer open to drivers, its on auto-pilot. Raiden receives 2500 damage from the edges of the EMP, and leaves the battlefield while the godmodder survives the screamer prank without flinching, mainly due to his being too busy shooting jondanger full of holes with his S.D.M.G.

Flandre's danmaku spam fails to hit the godmodder, since he's a master at bullet hell games. Flandre attempts to destroy him, but the godmodder instead mind controls her into sending the attack into the virtualoids, destroying 10 more squads.

The godmodder refuses to surrender, then smashes hartmut's tea-set. The reason it must end in violence is because the godmodder wants it to end in violence. The contract with Kyuubey is called off when Kyuubey's best attempt is rebutted by the godmodder blasting him with a supernova. The tank loses 30% of its shields though. Trip (my apologies) heals himself away from the field of battle.

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Battlefield:

The AGs unleash another massive barrage of attacks, slightly weakened with Raiden off the field of battle. The tank loses another 20% of its shields.

The tank opens fire on Sam with a large assortment of machine guns, dealing 5000 damage to him. The godmodder summons a massive lightning storm in the middle of the virtualoids, 25 squads are struck by lightning and destroyed.

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Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 99/100

godmodder's tank [PG]: Shields: 25%. Hp: 50000/50000

Raiden [AG]: Hp: 7500/10000 (off battlefield)

Jet-stream Sam [AG]: Hp: 5000/10000

virtualoid army [AG]: squads: 35/100

edited 11th Apr '14 9:09:15 AM by pionoplayer

I then rise up into the air.

"ALRIGHT EARTH, GIVE ME THAT STUPID ENERGY OF YOURS"

I then start siphoning the Stupid Energy of the world, into a very dark and scary Spirit Bomb

I try to strike up an argument about a hypothetical battle between a Knight, a Viking, and a Pirate. If that fails, I summon all three to throw themselves at the Godmodder.

I stare down at my broken tea set, shed a single tear and, with righteous fury... complain to the godmodder's mother about it.

I begin to charge up a device with the power of a billion Big Bangs.

It's charging right now.

Slowly.

Any second now.

1/20

(I think they did this sort of thing a lot in the original Destroy The Godmodder, yes?)

edited 11th Apr '14 3:44:56 PM by Jinxmenow

Having been ejected from the tank, I take to the shadows once again and begin thinking of a way to bring down the godmodder (or atleast do some damage to him). After a moment, I take out my sniper rifle and load it with armor-piercing rounds. Taking aim at the goddmodder, I shoot him in the eye before quickly moving to another vantage point.

Having recovered from the EMP, Raiden rejoins the battle and slices the tank's main gun in two while Sam damages its treads in an attempt to render it immobile

trip and jinx have both started their charges. When charging an attack or summon, you need to do x/y. x is the number of posts you have spent charging it (it only counts as funneling a post into it if you openly say that you have added to it in the above fashion of x/y) and y is how many posts need to be channeled into it before it is done. you can change y whenever you like, but you cannot have invisible charges. The larger the charge, the more powerful and successful the resulting action will be. This is a more complex explanation of the charging mechanics used in DTG, if you're confused, go check out the original threads. Also, one last thing, you can charge two charges of your own in this thread, help others charge, and do a one-shot action all at once.

On to the rest of the battle!

Fury attempts to being the conversation, but everyone else is too busy fighting. Pirate, Knight and Viking summoned! (bonus fact: did you know that viking is the Norse word for pirate?)

Hartmut fails, due to the fact that none of you know a single darn thing about the godmodder IRL. The godmodder catches the bullet Ichigo fires at him. Raiden, now back at full health, rejoins. Sam attempts to sabotage the godmodder's tank, Raiden will attack the tank outright.

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Battlefield:

The AGs unleash another barrage of attacks, finally disabling the tank's shields! Sam then tries to sabotage the tank, but fails to do anything but 2500 damage.

The godmodder's tank charges straight into the virtualoids, guns ablaze, taking out 25 more squads of them. The godmodder successfully brings up a fight between the pirate, viking, and knight, and the three decide to fight again! the godmodder convinces the knight to join him.

The Pirate and Viking gang up on the Knight, dealing 3000 damage, the knight deals 1500 damage to the Pirate.

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Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 99/100

godmodder's tank [PG]: Hp: 47500/50000

Raiden [AG]: Hp: 10000/10000

Jet-stream Sam [AG]: Hp: 5000/10000

Pirate [AG]: Hp: 3500/5000

Viking [AG]: Hp: 5000/5000

Knight [PG]: Hp: 2000/5000

virtualoid army [AG]: squads: 10/100

edited 11th Apr '14 1:43:26 PM by pionoplayer

I summon a Dead-Ringer Spy to sneak around the tank and plant sappers on it.