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No no no, stop that, stop that! What do you think you're doing! You can't say your soup has a water buffalo when your soup does not have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters saying "Where's my water buffalo?!" "Why doesn't my soup have a water buffalo?!" And are you prepared to deal with that?! I don't think so! Just stop! Being! So! Silly!
Waiter! There's catholics in my soup!
Yes, I know, we put them in there to get rid of the vampires in your soup. Would you like me to put in some Protestants to get rid of the Catholics?
Edited by Miss_Desperado on Mar 5th 2019 at 11:38:02 AM
When the heck did that jump in the soup?
Waiter! Thereís a smug Norse god (Loki) in my soup!
Let him finish his book, then eat!
Waiter! Thereís a gold metal in my soup!
Hm. Chef must think you're an idiot, given how it's iron pyrite.
Waiter, there's eldritch knowledge in my soup!
*Tosses bowl out the window* THEY KNOW TOO MUCH.
Waiter! There's a genie coming out of my soup!
And what shall be your three wishes, ma'am?
Waiter, there's a pop culture reference in my soup, and I don't get it!
Nasty little things, pop culture references, or PCR's, as I call them. Especially when you don't get it. Someone is obviously trying to drive you mad.
Waiter, there's a snide attitude in my soup.
Oh, I wonder where that come from. (Moron.)
Waiter, there's a pun in my soup.
Well, I think that's souperb
Waiter! There's a PSA in my soup!
Remember kids, don't accept soup from strangers, even if they look nice!
Waiter, there's a normie in my soup!
Waiter, there appears to be a stage magician in my soup.
I know this trick. He just slides the soup in a hidden cupboard.
Waiter! My soup is ringing!
Whoops, that was my soup-proof phone! Better answer it...
Waiter, there's a LEGO in my soup!
So that's where the last piece went!
Waiter! There's a smashed guitar in my soup!
Waiter: I'm terribly sorry it's smashed. Most of our guests get to keep a brand new one.
Oh dear, waiter, there's Complete Works of William Shakespeare in my soup!
Guess we need to call in the guys from the Reduced Shakespeare Company to abridge it for you.
Waiter! There's filthy dishes in my soup!
Well, clean it!
Waiter, a thin Alex Jones is in my soup!
Don't eat it! That's an impostor! Everyone knows Alex is a fat fuck!
Waiter, there's a content warning in my soup.
You didn't verify with the host that you were 18 years of age or older.
Waiter! The Magic School Bus is in my soup!
Edited by CustardAndPie on Mar 14th 2019 at 10:33:40 AM
Another perfect opportunity for the class to study digestion!
Waiter, there's pineapple pizza in my soup!
I'll have the chef fired and your soup replaced.
Waiter, you are in my soup!
Well whaddya know!
Waiter! Discord's on my soup, and he's being a complete dick about it!
You know you can just boot him from the server, right?
Waiter! There's a pun in my soup!
Well isn't that just SOUPER!
Waiter, there's fiberglass insulation in my soup.
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