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WilliamRadarStorm Made with this from [DATA CORRUPTED] Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Made with this
Mar 5th 2019 at 10:49:25 AM

No no no, stop that, stop that! What do you think you're doing! You can't say your soup has a water buffalo when your soup does not have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters saying "Where's my water buffalo?!" "Why doesn't my soup have a water buffalo?!" And are you prepared to deal with that?! I don't think so! Just stop! Being! So! Silly!

Waiter! There's catholics in my soup!

Hoi, chummers.
Mar 5th 2019 at 11:36:18 AM

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Waiter! There's catholics in my soup!

Yes, I know, we put them in there to get rid of the vampires in your soup. Would you like me to put in some Protestants to get rid of the Catholics?


Waiter! There's a baby kangaroo in my soup!

Edited by Miss_Desperado on Mar 5th 2019 at 11:38:02 AM

JTTWlover Loki is best from Budding Pop planet Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Loki is best
Mar 5th 2019 at 12:05:04 PM

When the heck did that jump in the soup?

Waiter! Thereís a smug Norse god (Loki) in my soup!

If thereís a book you want to read, but it hasnít been written yet, then you must write it.- Toni Morrison
SpaceChild85 Kabong!! from Olympus Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Kabong!!
Mar 5th 2019 at 4:03:21 PM

Let him finish his book, then eat!

Waiter! Thereís a gold metal in my soup!

Quick Draw McGraw is back at it again
Leliel Sir Night, Wayward Hunter-Angel
Sir Night, Wayward Hunter-Angel
Mar 5th 2019 at 4:30:39 PM

Hm. Chef must think you're an idiot, given how it's iron pyrite.

Waiter, there's eldritch knowledge in my soup!

What rises must fall, what falls may rise again.
CustardAndPie Fuck dis I'mma move-it move-it outta here from 'Scansin, don'cha knoow? Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Fuck dis I'mma move-it move-it outta here
Mar 5th 2019 at 5:18:22 PM

*Tosses bowl out the window* THEY KNOW TOO MUCH.

Waiter! There's a genie coming out of my soup!

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TroperNo9001 Frog Princess(-to-be) from New Orleans Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
Frog Princess(-to-be)
Mar 5th 2019 at 5:37:28 PM

And what shall be your three wishes, ma'am?

Waiter, there's a pop culture reference in my soup, and I don't get it!

"I've worked hard for everything I've got, and that's the way it's supposed to be!"
atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
Mar 5th 2019 at 7:19:33 PM

Nasty little things, pop culture references, or PCR's, as I call them. Especially when you don't get it. Someone is obviously trying to drive you mad.

Waiter, there's a snide attitude in my soup.

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking, and racing around to come up behind you again
Leliel Sir Night, Wayward Hunter-Angel
Sir Night, Wayward Hunter-Angel
Mar 5th 2019 at 8:59:54 PM

Oh, I wonder where that come from. (Moron.)

Waiter, there's a pun in my soup.

What rises must fall, what falls may rise again.
SpaceChild85 Kabong!! from Olympus Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Kabong!!
Mar 6th 2019 at 4:56:34 AM

Well, I think that's souperb

Waiter! There's a PSA in my soup!

Quick Draw McGraw is back at it again
TroperNo9001 Frog Princess(-to-be) from New Orleans Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
Frog Princess(-to-be)
Mar 6th 2019 at 5:01:44 AM

Remember kids, don't accept soup from strangers, even if they look nice!

Waiter, there's a normie in my soup!

"I've worked hard for everything I've got, and that's the way it's supposed to be!"
Leliel Sir Night, Wayward Hunter-Angel
Sir Night, Wayward Hunter-Angel
Mar 13th 2019 at 9:05:16 PM

LULZ.

Waiter, there appears to be a stage magician in my soup.

What rises must fall, what falls may rise again.
CustardAndPie Fuck dis I'mma move-it move-it outta here from 'Scansin, don'cha knoow? Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Fuck dis I'mma move-it move-it outta here
Mar 13th 2019 at 9:07:44 PM

I know this trick. He just slides the soup in a hidden cupboard.

Waiter! My soup is ringing!

Roses are red Violets are blue Unregistered Hypercam 2
TroperNo9001 Frog Princess(-to-be) from New Orleans Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
Frog Princess(-to-be)
Mar 13th 2019 at 9:12:40 PM

Whoops, that was my soup-proof phone! Better answer it...

Waiter, there's a LEGO in my soup!

"I've worked hard for everything I've got, and that's the way it's supposed to be!"
SpaceChild85 Kabong!! from Olympus Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Kabong!!
Mar 14th 2019 at 4:53:25 AM

So that's where the last piece went!

Waiter! There's a smashed guitar in my soup!

Quick Draw McGraw is back at it again
XFllo Witch from Not Prague Relationship Status: Love potion #9
Witch
Mar 14th 2019 at 7:02:29 AM

Waiter: I'm terribly sorry it's smashed. Most of our guests get to keep a brand new one.

Oh dear, waiter, there's Complete Works of William Shakespeare in my soup!

My TV Tropes mission: to stop the misuse of Spirited Young Lady, Spoiled Sweet and English Rose.
CustardAndPie Fuck dis I'mma move-it move-it outta here from 'Scansin, don'cha knoow? Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Fuck dis I'mma move-it move-it outta here
Mar 14th 2019 at 2:58:02 PM

Guess we need to call in the guys from the Reduced Shakespeare Company to abridge it for you.

Waiter! There's filthy dishes in my soup!

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Playing_with_boy Not evil. from pg. 666 Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Not evil.
Mar 14th 2019 at 5:12:25 PM

Well, clean it!

Waiter, a thin Alex Jones is in my soup!

   Totally not suitable for the tweens and kiddos.   
atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
Mar 14th 2019 at 7:08:21 PM

Don't eat it! That's an impostor! Everyone knows Alex is a fat fuck!

Waiter, there's a content warning in my soup.

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking, and racing around to come up behind you again
CustardAndPie Fuck dis I'mma move-it move-it outta here from 'Scansin, don'cha knoow? Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Fuck dis I'mma move-it move-it outta here
Mar 14th 2019 at 8:33:15 PM

You didn't verify with the host that you were 18 years of age or older.

Waiter! The Magic School Bus is in my soup!

Edited by CustardAndPie on Mar 14th 2019 at 10:33:40 AM

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TroperNo9001 Frog Princess(-to-be) from New Orleans Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
Frog Princess(-to-be)
Mar 14th 2019 at 8:49:18 PM

Another perfect opportunity for the class to study digestion!

Waiter, there's pineapple pizza in my soup!

"I've worked hard for everything I've got, and that's the way it's supposed to be!"
Jaxfirebus Going to die from On the bus Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Going to die
Mar 14th 2019 at 10:33:00 PM

I'll have the chef fired and your soup replaced.

Waiter, you are in my soup!

Crap... why'd i let HIM drive?!
VengefulBale Postman, Director and Actor from Beach City Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Postman, Director and Actor
Mar 14th 2019 at 10:36:57 PM

Well whaddya know!

Waiter! Discord's on my soup, and he's being a complete dick about it!

"To be human is to be flawed. A real hero must struggle!"
WilliamRadarStorm Made with this from [DATA CORRUPTED] Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Made with this
Mar 14th 2019 at 10:42:55 PM

You know you can just boot him from the server, right?

Waiter! There's a pun in my soup!

Hoi, chummers.
atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
Mar 14th 2019 at 11:30:27 PM

Well isn't that just SOUPER!

Waiter, there's fiberglass insulation in my soup.

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking, and racing around to come up behind you again

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