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Yes, I know, we put them in there to get rid of the vampires in your soup. Would you like me to put in some Protestants to get rid of the Catholics?
Waiter! There's a baby kangaroo in my soup!
Edited by Miss_Desperado on Mar 5th 2019 at 11:38:02 AM
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Heya there! I'm West.
When the heck did that jump in the soup?
Waiter! There’s a smug Norse god (Loki) in my soup!
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Laserhawk Countdown- 1 day: Main Cast
Let him finish his book, then eat!
Waiter! There’s a gold metal in my soup!
"Forget what you know....Embrace the Remix."
Sir Night, Wayward Hunter-Angel
Hm. Chef must think you're an idiot, given how it's iron pyrite.
Waiter, there's eldritch knowledge in my soup!
What rises must fall, what falls may rise again.
Oh Captain!~
*Tosses bowl out the window* THEY KNOW TOO MUCH.
Waiter! There's a genie coming out of my soup!
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
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And what shall be your three wishes, ma'am?
Waiter, there's a pop culture reference in my soup, and I don't get it!
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
The Video Guy
Nasty little things, pop culture references, or PCR's, as I call them. Especially when you don't get it. Someone is obviously trying to drive you mad.
Waiter, there's a snide attitude in my soup.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
Sir Night, Wayward Hunter-Angel
Oh, I wonder where that come from. (Moron.)
Waiter, there's a pun in my soup.
What rises must fall, what falls may rise again.
Laserhawk Countdown- 1 day: Main Cast
Well, I think that's souperb
Waiter! There's a PSA in my soup!
"Forget what you know....Embrace the Remix."
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Remember kids, don't accept soup from strangers, even if they look nice!
Waiter, there's a normie in my soup!
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Sir Night, Wayward Hunter-Angel
LULZ.
Waiter, there appears to be a stage magician in my soup.
What rises must fall, what falls may rise again.
Oh Captain!~
I know this trick. He just slides the soup in a hidden cupboard.
Waiter! My soup is ringing!
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
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Whoops, that was my soup-proof phone! Better answer it...
Waiter, there's a LEGO in my soup!
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Laserhawk Countdown- 1 day: Main Cast
So that's where the last piece went!
Waiter! There's a smashed guitar in my soup!
"Forget what you know....Embrace the Remix."
There is no Planet B
Waiter: I'm terribly sorry it's smashed. Most of our guests get to keep a brand new one.
Oh dear, waiter, there's Complete Works of William Shakespeare in my soup!
Oh Captain!~
Guess we need to call in the guys from the Reduced Shakespeare Company to abridge it for you.
Waiter! There's filthy dishes in my soup!
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Well, clean it!
Waiter, a thin Alex Jones is in my soup!
The Video Guy
Don't eat it! That's an impostor! Everyone knows Alex is a fat fuck!
Waiter, there's a content warning in my soup.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
Oh Captain!~
You didn't verify with the host that you were 18 years of age or older.
Waiter! The Magic School Bus is in my soup!
Edited by CustardAndPie on Mar 14th 2019 at 10:33:40 AM
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
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Another perfect opportunity for the class to study digestion!
Waiter, there's pineapple pizza in my soup!
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
I'll have the chef fired and your soup replaced.
Waiter, you are in my soup!
Dagded Dujardin
Well whaddya know!
Waiter! Discord's on my soup, and he's being a complete dick about it!
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
my current job
You know you can just boot him from the server, right?
Waiter! There's a pun in my soup!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
The Video Guy
Well isn't that just SOUPER!
Waiter, there's fiberglass insulation in my soup.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
No no no, stop that, stop that! What do you think you're doing! You can't say your soup has a water buffalo when your soup does not have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters saying "Where's my water buffalo?!" "Why doesn't my soup have a water buffalo?!" And are you prepared to deal with that?! I don't think so! Just stop! Being! So! Silly!
Waiter! There's catholics in my soup!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.