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#51: Mar 26th 2012 at 5:25:50 PM

68. They're French what more reason do I need?

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#53: Mar 26th 2012 at 5:29:38 PM

70. I like pi 3.141592654....

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#56: Mar 26th 2012 at 5:33:45 PM

73: I just moved to Switzerland and this place is overdue for its world conquering spree.

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#57: Mar 26th 2012 at 5:36:19 PM

74. I saw The Hunger Games on Friday. It was good enough to inspire me to take over the world.

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#58: Mar 26th 2012 at 5:52:25 PM

75. I don't like the laws in your country.
76. I don't like the lawns in your country, either.

edited 26th Mar '12 5:54:38 PM by Eyefish

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#59: Mar 26th 2012 at 5:58:03 PM

78. Our country's flag looks cooler.

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#60: Mar 26th 2012 at 5:58:11 PM

78. I don't like the laws in my own country. So we'll attack yours so you, too, can be angry at our government.

edited 26th Mar '12 5:58:26 PM by VmKid

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#61: Mar 26th 2012 at 5:59:14 PM

79. Have you looked at the face of the presidents daughter? Someone with a daughter like that shouldn't be allowed to rule.

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#62: Mar 26th 2012 at 10:50:41 PM

80. A random child called me a poopyhead! Execute him!

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#63: Mar 26th 2012 at 10:53:12 PM

81. They aren't dancing.

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#64: Mar 27th 2012 at 4:30:10 AM

82. Their country printed Friendly Hostility... only from November 2008 onwards!

edited 27th Mar '12 4:30:29 AM by Belfagor

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#65: Mar 27th 2012 at 7:53:55 AM

83: There's been a real drought of big-budget war films recently, lets have a real war!

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#67: Mar 27th 2012 at 2:12:19 PM

85. Because I can.

86. Because it's there.

87. Because I feel like it!

88. Because. >Shrugs shoulders< Just because.

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#68: Mar 27th 2012 at 2:14:59 PM

89. They allow men to wear pink shirts.

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#69: Mar 27th 2012 at 3:21:00 PM

90: I really like anti-war protest songs, but there haven't been any good ones in a while. Maybe the singers will be inspired if I give them a war to protest.

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#70: Mar 27th 2012 at 3:22:27 PM

91: I saw it in a video game.

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#72: Mar 27th 2012 at 4:22:00 PM

93. Your country's near us, we should have it.
94. There's a meme about invading your country, actually doing it would be hilarious.

edited 27th Mar '12 4:22:13 PM by Bisected8

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#73: Mar 27th 2012 at 4:24:24 PM

95. Just so I can tell you that killing your father was just another Tuesday. Oh thank you Lord M. Bison.

edited 27th Mar '12 4:24:45 PM by Tatsumar

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#74: Mar 28th 2012 at 6:24:48 AM

96. We've been at peace for 300 years, but they might attack us at some point in the future. Lets get in first.

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#75: Mar 28th 2012 at 6:27:31 AM

97. They won't give me one of their princes to marry.

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