Arrested for being a Parselmouth and therefore, probably a dark wizard.
arrested for being icy
you make me want to do terrible things to you~Arrested for assaulting sea creatures.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.Arrested for, um... being slightly creepy
She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort characterArrested for being a near plot-irrelevant character
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."Arrested for being cute.
Take him to DetriotArrested for sitting on a chair.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?Arrested for destroying peace.
I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.Arrested for hiding. OPEN UP IT'S THE POLICE! we can't find her officer, she's hiding. GET THE SWAT TEAM OUT HERE STAT!
you make me want to do terrible things to you~Arrested for ripping off Puppet Ganon's second phase (which is also a spider pig).
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.Arrested for being a witch.
Arrested for being a grey-skinned zombie.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?Arrested for being a Memetic Loser
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."Arrested for being lethally adorable.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.Arrested for doing evil shit as an eyeball.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?Arrested for destroying and distrubing the peace.
Take him to DetriotArrested for being a bastard.
My Anime crush is LegosiArrested for having a nipple canon
you make me want to do terrible things to you~Arrested for breaking the laws of physics. How the hell can you even stand with that cannon?
Arrested for looking like you want to do very disturbing things to me.
Edited by Emperor_Ing on Jan 25th 2019 at 7:33:13 AM
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.arrested for NOT doing disturbing things with me.
you make me want to do terrible things to you~Arrested for espionage and hiding in a box. And you look creepy
Take him to DetriotArrested for being an asshole in general.
Not kill, but escape. She'd get him tired out and then run the hell away before he wakes up again.
Edited by Emperor_Ing on Jan 25th 2019 at 9:19:21 AM
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.Arrested for being a boss that could apparently successfully fight SCP-682.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
arrested for impersonating a world famous babysitter and possible witch.
you make me want to do terrible things to you~