Thomas Flyswatter if he was a lime
Karen: My son's a perfect little angel.
Her kid: handsome and smart
Once upon a time, there was a Limey. He was not slimy, he was just finey!
lmao
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'll have some H 2 O." The second says, "I'll have a glass of H 2 O too."
They both received a glass of water each.
Creepypasta cleanup got two major pages for JTK and Slender
uwu'd too hard
When is a door not a door?
When it's dead. :gun:
My Head Is On Fire
I've got 99 problems... and my life is spiralling out of control, please help me.
My AO3 profile. Let sleeping cats lie and be cute and calming.
Princess of Ephedia
Wake me up inside, save me... from falling back asleep. I’m Not a Morning Person.
My plan is to trick you into thinking this is my signature when it’s not, then confuse you dead. Doubting my plan? Then it's working!
10,000 grams of pure caffeine
I've come to make an announcement!...no, fuck it, I realised that this is pure shit in hindsight.
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
The man behind the slaughter
I wanna speak with your manager, she's my sister and I wanna say hi.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
"Hey-doodly-doo, Flanders!"
"Shut up, Homer."
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
A nice butterfly
I've come to kick ass and chew bubblegum...
I...I'm sorry. I am struggling with anger issues. My name is John, how are you doing?
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes
The costumer is always right, exept when we are talking about copyright.
"Listen up, Marina, because this is SUPER important. Whatever you do, don't eat th“ “DON'T EAT WHAT?! Your text box ran out of space!”
Princess of Ephedia
What starts with F and end with K?
Friends mean more than you think.
My plan is to trick you into thinking this is my signature when it’s not, then confuse you dead. Doubting my plan? Then it's working!
My Head Is On Fire
"Meet JoshJepson... He's a Let's Player I really like, he's part of the Thrown Controllers panel this year."
My AO3 profile. Let sleeping cats lie and be cute and calming.
That there is a seal.
"Straight hair, straight A's, straightforward...
But I'm also a lesbian, and I'm fine with that."
Data is imaginary. This burrito is real.
RJ Savoy
Why was six afraid of seven?
When you are dehumanised to the point of being known only by a number, paranoia can come easily.
Stories don't tell us monsters exist; we knew that already. They show us that monsters can be trademarked and milked for years.
Amitie in her pajamas
How can I help you King Dedede?
I need another bag of them chips!
Edited by GamerLuna2022 on Aug 11th 2022 at 8:57:42 AM
"I have SO many pajamas, and I love ALL of them equally!"
MAGIC MISSILE SWEEP
"Well no, but actually yes"
Some call it stalking, I say walking just extremely close behind
"I'm uh...making steamed hams!"
"Oh can I try them?"
"Of course!"
The two men later enjoyed steamed hams that night.
What starts with F and ends with ck?
Fuck.
MAGIC MISSILE SWEEP
"Why are you straight?"
Some call it stalking, I say walking just extremely close behind
The man behind the slaughter
Gohan: Are you a monster/God?
Broly: No, I'm just really powerful.
Freddy: are you ready for Freddy?
Player:no
Freddy: okay then I'll wait.
Edited by Superjohn on Aug 10th 2022 at 7:34:09 AM
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
99 Bottles of Beer on the wall,
99 Bottles of Beer,
Take one down,
Pass it around,
OH GOD SOMEONE HIT THE BARTENDER WITH A BOTTLE OF BEER!
Edited by JKBenbot on Aug 11th 2022 at 5:36:11 AM
Try out my new forum game! Man this formating is hard.
How sweet it is
"I made this."
"You made this?"
(Beat)
"Wait, did you plagiarize my idea? That definitely looks like my signature down there."
"Whoops, sorry. Pulled the wrong paper. *pulls out another paper* Here, there's the one I made."
"Yep, you made this all right."
Edited by Berrenta on Aug 11th 2022 at 10:07:38 AM
she/her | TRS needs your help! | Contributor of Trope Report
You went full genius. Always go full genius.
Last Christmas I gave you my heart, luckily the surgery was successful with no significant complications.