Classy up a meme

Oof, sorry. :P

Individual resembling an infant. Miniscule infant. Miniscule individual resembling an infant. Miniscule individual resembling an infant, infant, infant. Miniscule infant. Individual resembling an infant.

little baby man

I m shocked and appalled at the damage and destruction that has been wreaked! I must firmly insist that this was entirely contrary to my intended outcome when initially embarking upon this course of action!

Meet me at the chicken wing restaurant waited by male servers with emasculated, effeminate appearances.

Meet me at the Australian steakhouse restaurant waited by female servers with hobbies and demeanors that defy traditional gender standards.

The stated action causes the crustacean's life functions to cease.

A fellow has tumbled into the canal located in lego metropolis, begin to operate the new rescue helicopter. Hello! Finish creating the helicopter and leave to begin the rescue mission

You must collect all of your companions and congregate in a single location before moving on to the next one.

You must gather your party before venturing forth.

The root of Solanum tuberosum used as a food staple, and a plant containing tetrahydrocannabinol used as a recrational psychoactive substance.

Potato Marijuana

So let me get this straight... this entire planet that we were living on's the entire state of Ohio?!

(prepares a shotgun and points it at their head) Yes my "friend", it has been Ohio all this time.

The auditory organ that receives auditory waves to create signals for the brain, in the form of a female genitalia that belongs to a fellow named Squidward.

SQUIDWARDS
EAR

P U S S Y

Arthur Looks into a room, he was going to do something, but his mother has a big butt and he can not lie.

The Ass Was Fat

Your internal organs contain two members of the species canis lupus. It is imperative to seek advice from a medical professional. The acceptable number of that species inside one's organs amount to zero.

There are two wolves inside you.

Edited by FirstSnow on Jul 25th 2020 at 3:23:36 PM

Thousandfold orb, empowered with the energies of primal chaos, devoid of light, constructed from light's absence, and destined to disassemble! Accompanied by an echidna named for the hard joints of his phalanges!

Mega Destruction Dark Ball of Darkness and Destruction...& Knuckles

The man known as Luigi Mario, who shall be represented only by the beginning glyph of his first name for the sake of vagueness, does indeed exist. We will conclude this statement with a four-digit number to create more vagueness.

L is real 2401

so, I assume that you, the player, desire amusement and joy? allow me, Wario, to demonstrate to you what such amusement and joy is to me!

"you want fun? Wario show you fun!"

The melody of a celebrated modern pop composition, reorchestrated to be played on instruments reminiscient of medieval Europe, so as to create the effect that a troupe of bards from this period were actually performing said composition.

Bardcore.

Edited by DrNoPuma on Jul 31st 2020 at 9:07:31 AM

This man appears to be in a condition that represents poor health, but I refer to this with poorly translated and incorrect grammar

This Guy Are Sick

Edited by Risdio51 on Jul 31st 2020 at 9:15:02 AM

^{(NSFW) Formal "Eggman pisses on the Moon" copypasta (NSFW)} 
I have arrived today in order to deliver a public formal statement; the small, spiked nocturnal mammal named after umbrage is one who engages in coitus with females who have neonates, described as resembling the rear of a female canid. This "umbrage", who identifies as male, had micturated upon the partner of mine who identifies as female. I emphasise that this is entirely free of error; he had revealed his masculine genitalia, which could be interpreted as akin to a spiny mammalian, and urinated such that the urine rested upon the coitus-engaging female partner of mine. The former had claimed of his genitalia that they were "of these dimensions and no more miniature"; I retorted by pointing out the amount of revulsion that he had inspired. Thus, I wish to expose and admonish him and I am in the process of transmitting a message to the social media website whose emblem is a bird, via my own account there.
If you are this spiked mammalian "umbrage" that I speak of, your body parts exclusive to biological males are diminutive; they have dimensions comparable to those of the large, wrinkled deciduous tree seed that I am currently presenting. However, in actuality, those dimensions are an overestimate. Furthermore, can you approximate the next part of the conversation? Allow me to demonstrate the appearance of my own reproductive organs. I will highlight the correctness of this, infant. It is entirely composed of tapered, sharp ends, with absence of spines from a mammal and absence of rectangular cloth bags used to rest one's head. I implore you to cast your gaze upon it; it bears resemblance to a duo of spherical objects combined with a smoking siphon.
The "umbrage" I speak of had fornicated with the woman I had married with, thus, can you predict the next part of this speech? I shall now have sexual intercourse with the homeworld of humanity. I will underline the accuracy of this statement while broaching the factuality that the one I am addressing has reaped what they have sown; what has been reaped is, in fact, urine with properties of light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation, above and beyond the norm, belonging to me. However, I do not truly intend to release liquid waste upon the only planet that humans have been known to live upon; I aspire to proceed to a more elevated position. I am in the process of micturating upon the Earth's sole natural satellite!
If you are the 44th President of the United States, I inquire of your opinion. I have just micturating upon the Earth's natural orbiting body, one of subpar intellectual capacity. The citizenship of Earth has 82,800 SI units of time that precedes the time when exceedingly compact rounded portions of yellowish fluid discharged by the urethra commence colliding with the world that fornicates. At this moment in time, I beg of you to depart from my visual perception which participates in sexual activity, prior to the time in which I shall also urinate upon you.

Edited by StarAndroidJaguar on Aug 17th 2020 at 8:46:49 PM

and now for one of my all time favorite tumblr posts

ADOLESCENT MALE

ACQUIRE THE GRISSINI AND ABSCOND

I REPEAT, ADOLESCENT MALE

ADULT MALE

PORTAL

IMPALING UTENSIL

AUTOMOBILE

PISTOL

I say, how dare you, you foul miscreant! I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Royal Marines. I have been involved in numerous expeditions against threats to the Crown have above three hundred confirmed kills. I am extremely well-trained in asymmetrical warfare, and am the most highly decorated sniper in the entire Brittish Empire. You, sir (or madamme, or other) are naught but my next target. Write this down, reprobate: I shall destroy you with accuracy not seen since the days of Antiquity, as though Jove himself hurled a thunderbolt at you. If you think to insult me over Teletype network and escape unscathed, you are sadly mistaken. As we speak, my secret network of informants the length and breadth of the world are ascertaining your location. If you are inclined to pray, I urge you stringently to do so. You're bloody well dead, me loddo. I can be anywhere, at any time, and know seven hundred different ways to kill soneone with naught but bare hands. Not only that, but I have access to the military might of the entire Imperium, and I intend to use every weapon at my disposal to obliterate you. If you had but known the extent of my wrath, which your "clever" comment would incur, you might've held your tongue. But, you could not, and did not, and now you shall reap a whirlwind. My fury shall be poured out upon you like foaming wine until you drown in it. Again, you're bloody well dead, me loddo.

"Oh? You have made the decision to advance towards my position?"

"I cannot sufficiently pummel the excrement out of you without first closing the distance between us."

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Sep 6th 2020 at 6:50:29 AM

Ah, it appears you have regained consciousness. Pardon? Donald Trump as elected leader of the United States? Global pandemic caused by a disease known as COVID-19? I have no understanding as to what you are referring to.

I have to come here to make an announcement to everyone willing to hear me, the hedgehog known as Shadow is quite the rude, unpleasant fellow, as he has done the perverse act of urinating on my female spouse, he pulled out of his pants his hedgehog quill like reproductive organ, and told me about its reportedly large size, to which I responded to him with a remark of disgust about his organ, so I am making a call-out type post on my account on the social media website Twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you are possessive of a particularly tiny reproductive organ. It is the size of a meteor, which I am currently projecting to this screen where I am making this announcement, except the size of the meteor is much larger compared to your reproductive organ. This is what my reproductive organ looks like compared to yours. [PSSHSHHHHHHH] Yes, this is correct, infant. There are no quills, no pillows, it resembles two spherical objects and a device used for consuming marijuana. Shadow had sexual intercourse with my marital spouse, so guess as to what my next action shall be: I am going to have sexual intercourse with the planet known as Earth. Prepare yourself for my urination that is similar to a laser. However, I am not going to simply urinate on the Earth, I am going to go higher with my goal than that, I am going to urinate on Earth’s lunar satellite known as the moon. How does that please you, President of the United States Barack Obama? I have urinated on the moon. You have 23 hours before the droplets formed from my urination on the moon will drop onto your Earth, now please leave from my personal sight or I will urinate on you as well as the moon.

that is a bizarre contraction of the muscles in your arm called the biceps, however I will label it as neither mediocre nor good, simply alright

weird flex but ok

Anyone, but especially friends like you, would likely be able to say that what I did would be the best plan that anybody wou-

Everybody please fall down.

(Everybody seizes to stand)