One just might
eternal Noob watches Blu Rays on a VCR player and still gets HD picture and sound.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
MASTER OF BIG RED
Blurring FUS ROH DAS when he sneezes.
BIG RED 4 LIFE
Big Red Troper can watch an episode of Sixty Minutes in just thirteen minutes.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
MASTER OF BIG RED
Anomalocaris 20 can read War and Peace upside down in his sleep.
BIG RED 4 LIFE
Electric Heart
The color red is named after Big Red.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Whenever a developer makes a sufficiently awesome item, the have to run it by ramuf first, or he run through them.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
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When Omega Shadowcry decrees a Forum Games thread dead, it stays there.
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
The King Without a Kingdom
Tre makes Paul Bunyan look like a munchkin.
It's been 3000 years…
Classic
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And whenever Tre commands a dead thread to arise, it stays alive.
Weirdguy is only considered weird because no mortal can comprehend his brilliance.
edited 14th Dec '14 11:08:40 AM by TheHailStormer
"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015
Kicking Ass for the Lord!
Indiana Jones envies The Hail Stormer's Fedora
"You cannot erase God with an edict."-Romney Wordsworth
Pheonix Knight 6 doesn't die, he just rises from the ashes, much like his namesake.
"Just as planned."
Ichigo knows who killed his father, and continuously goes after him as target practice.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Classic
Rachel's randomness is just another word for her ability to make any man bow to her.
"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015
The Hail Stormer doesn't just make it rain, he makes it hail.
edited 14th Dec '14 4:12:51 PM by Beaver
Is this a Jo Jo reference?
Tief girl with eartude
Beaver's troper page says "insert photo here" because nobody can find a photo which captures their sheer majesty!
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Some say that he once sailed across the entire Pacific Ocean on a motorbike, and that he can also open beer bottles with his eyelids.
All we know is he's called Bisected 8.
simple as
"Just as planned."
He's gone down to Heaven, just to get Bonham's last drum set.
You may know him as Mr Lavisher. You may know him as Moot.
We all know him as The Black Dog.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Breath of the Sun
Rachel doesn't get wet, water gets Rachel.
What is so amusing about this? Why do you take lives? How can you forget?
Kicking Ass for the Lord!
Ghosts haunt houses, Kagescorpionakki, haunts ghosts!
"You cannot erase God with an edict."-Romney Wordsworth
Tief girl with eartude
Phoenix Wright upholds the law, Phoenix Knight Holds It!
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edited 15th Dec '14 9:24:56 AM by Bisected8
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Typing the internet since '90
Bisected doesn't get bisected, Bisected makes bisections happen.
Dakota's blog An odd agent of justice
King Kix is the true ruler of TV Tropes and the admins are just his personal Puppet Kings.
Classic
Ichigo Montoya came before Inigo Montoya, and Inigo is merely a wanna-be version of Ichigo.
That's totally becoming my new sig!
edited 15th Dec '14 9:37:57 AM by TheHailStormer
"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015
Tief girl with eartude
It's not that Valve can't count to three; they're just afraid to release games faster than Hail can complete them!
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Raigakuren can murder threads with a single fart from his mighty buttocks.
edited 22nd May '13 10:34:37 PM by eternalNoob
If you wanna PM me, send it to my mrsunshinesprinkles account; this one is blorked.