Stupid Man Suit Wearer
Braaaiiinnnsss.......
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Snoooww.... Form circle.... Throooww....
Next PSA about long car rides...
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
HELLOTHERE
Taking a long ride in the Bisonmobile. Of course it's awesome!
Next PSA is about using ancient evil powers
I want flies in on a dragons!
....!?
Go ahead and dabble in the ancient arts, for I am something you WASTES OF FLESH cannot comprehend, and my true goals will be achieved!
Next PSA is about saving the forests.
I AM NOT A TREE
We need to save the forests. Because without the forests, we can't have paper. And without paper, I won't have any money to screw the rules.
Next PSA is about cheating on college entrance exams.
NO TREE FOR ME (ALSO LOVES HER BOYFRIEND)
L.A.U.P
College Entrance Exams: You get caught cheating, you fail.
The next PSA is about lolicon.
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I AM NOT A TREE
LOLICON ARE DRAWINGS OF UNDERAGE GIRLS WITH EROTIC UNDERTONES
MINORU SHIRAISHI DOESN'T APPROVE OF THEM BUT DOESN'T CARE IF YOU LIKE THEM
THEY ARE LEGAL HERE. SO GO CRAZY.
Next PSA is about rice.
edited 6th Jun '11 5:51:26 AM by AikoHeiwa
NO TREE FOR ME (ALSO LOVES HER BOYFRIEND)
L.A.U.P
Rice: The Filipinos love it, The Japanese love it and a million more people. Respect it as a food.
The next PSA is about rape.
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I AM NOT A TREE
RAPE - IT'S WHEN SOMEONE HAS SEX WITH YOU WITHOUT CONSENT. IT'S OK WHEN FEMALE ON MALE NO WAIT IT'S NOT.
The next PSA is about my avatar.
NO TREE FOR ME (ALSO LOVES HER BOYFRIEND)
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
Link... Goggles...
-staggers off stage in search of brains-
Next PSA...about paying attention in class....
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
L.A.U.P
Classes: They require your attention, lest you get fucked on the exams.
The next PSA is about swearing.
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Part-Time Omen of Death
:33 < *ac doesn't think swearing is a big deal!*
:33 < after all Karkitty swears all the time. *ac says*
:33 < *ac says not to swear too much in front of equius though because he disappurroves*
:33 < *ac thinks the next purrson should talk about hunting!*
Stupid doomed timeline...
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
Followww until catch...
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PSA about...rubber bands....
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Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
Do you have life insurance? If you don't, you should have it, and if you already do, you could always use a little more! Am I right or am I right or am I right?
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Rubber bands are totally awesome for hitting people with, unless you hit someone in the eye with them.
Next PSA is about the internet.
my essay blog! Dalton Liveblog
tHe inteRnET gAve RIse to LIfE liKE mE. thERefoRe, it iS PuRE EvIL. HE COM#######
tHe NExT PsA iS on TV Tropes
edited 7th Jun '11 7:57:39 PM by Oblivion4568238
Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark All the dinosaurs are running wild
Finally! Moi gets to do a PSA all by herself! and moi will do something relevant! Something modern! The Internet! Ooh! Piggy: The internet is really really great
Animal: For porn!
Piggy: I’ve got a fast connection so I don’t have to wait
Animal: For porn!
Piggy: Huh? There's always some new site,
Animal: For porn!
Piggy: I browse all day and night
Animal: For porn!
Piggy: It's like I’m surfing at the speed of light
Animal: For porn!
Piggy: Animal!
Animal: The internet is for porn
Piggy: Animal!
Animal: The internet is for porn,
Piggy: What are you doing!?
Animal: Why you think the net was born? Porn porn porn
Piggy: ANIMAL!
Animal: Oh hello Sailor Piggy!
Piggy: You are ruining my song
Animal: Oh me sorry, me no mean to
Piggy: Well if you wouldn't mind please being quiet for a minute so I can finish?
Animal: Me no talkie
Piggy: Good I’m glad we have this new technology
Animal: For porn
Piggy: Which gives us untold opportunity
Animal: For por—oops, sorry
Piggy: Right from you own desktop
Animal: For —-
Piggy: You can research browse and shop Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop
Animal: FOR PORN!!
Piggy: Animal!
Animal: The internet is for porn!
Piggy: Noooo
Animal: The internet if for porn!
Piggy: Animal!
Animal: Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!
Piggy: That’s gross! Vous are a pervert!
Animal: Ah, sticks and stones Piggy!
Piggy: No, really, you are a pervert. Normal people don’t sit at home and look at porn on the internet.
Animal: Ohhhh?
Piggy: What?!
Animal: You have no idea Ready normal people?
NORMAL PEOPLE: Ready—- ready ——ready
Animal: Let me hear it!
Animal and guys The internet is for porn!
Kermit: Sorry Piggy
Animal and guys: The internet is for porn!
Kermit: I masturbate!
Animal and guys: All these guys unzip their flies For porn, porn, porn!
Piggy: The internet is not for porn!!
Animal and guys: PORN!, PORN, P—-
Piggy: HOLD ON A SECOND! Now I know for a fact that vous, Scooter, check your portfolio and trade stocks online.
Scooter: That’s correct.
Piggy And vous, Fozzie, you buy things on Amazon.com.
Fozzie: Sure!
Piggy: And vous, Gonzo, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay.
Gonzo: Yes I do!
Piggy: And Kermy, you sent me that sweet online birthday card.
Kermit: True!
Animal: Oh, but Piggy- What you think he do . . .after? Hmm?
Kermit: . .yeah
Piggy EEEWWWWW!
Animal and guys: The internet is for porn!
Piggy: Gross!
Animal and guys: The internet is for porn!
Piggy: I hate porn
Animal and guys: Grab your dick and double click
Piggy: I hate you men!
Animal and guys: For porn, porn, porn! (harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn
Piggy: I’m leaving!
Animal and guys: Porn, porn, porn, porn porn, porn, porn, porn
Piggy: I hate the internet!
Animal and guys: Porn, porn, porn, porn
Animal The internet is for
Animal and guys: The internet is for The internet is for PORN!
Animal YEAH!
The next PSA is on how to take a shower.
edited 7th Jun '11 8:04:32 PM by cygnavamp
And in the name of Tropes, I will punish you!
L.A.U.P
Taking Showers: Soap, shampoo and water.
Next PSA is all about Nasuverse.
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Screech Screech *Says something that sounds like "PSA"* Screech Screech Cthulhu.
(Translation: The next PSA is about Cthulhu.)
"I'm the Avatar! You gotta deal with it!"
Do you know what's awesome? Me. Do you know what's not awesome? Cthulhu. So next time you see him, tell him that Prussia gave him the middle finger!
The next PSA is about Daleks.
edited 13th Jun '11 5:01:32 PM by SantosLHalper
Micromastophile
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
Brains...
-!- Brains...?
Next PSA be about learning to draw.
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
-drills through paper, obviously being unsuccessful, leaving the dialogue about learning to draw to the little sister while comparing to his own failings-
The next PSA shall be on making soup.
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
I don't know how to make soup! So I ask Sakuya-san to do it for me! So to make soup, ask someone to make soup! It is really easy! Meow.
The next PSA will be about keeping secrets!
-Pulls out Paddlesaw-
"Shut up, thats it"
Next PSA is the dangers of zombies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg
Golems: They could be made of anything.
The next PSA is about snowball fights.
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