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-Entire Imperial army faces Huns, fail to kill leader
-Four cross-dressers storm palace, kill Hun leader save Emperor and all of China
Do not fuck with cross-dressers.
GREETINGS MORTALS!!!! I AM THE GREAT deathpigeon, Emperor of TvTropes!!! WELCOME TO MY PAGE!!!!!!!
As Emperor of TvTropes, I need loyal retainers to serve under me, and I am HIRING!!! This means, you shall be more than mere minions, but you shall be a part of my inner circle and/or court. Please give me your name, requested position, and qualifications in the appropriate section, and I may give you that position, or a position you are far better suited for. You don't sign-up for knighthood, you are given it.
Now, I want YOU, yes YOU! To add tropes to my page! I'm counting on you, my loyal minions.
As Emperor, I command you to read my eNovel, The Deus Ex Machina!!!!!! Also, go check out the pages of darnpenguin, Aiko Heiwa, Irene, dracosketch, and Mega Magikarp, my romantic partners!
Tropes
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M-Z
- Megane~Dracosketch
- Moe~Dracosketch
- Motor Mouth ~Dracosketch
- Nice Guy - wannabeotaku
- Nightmare Fetishist Possible. ~Dracosketch
- No Indoor Voice ~Dracosketch
- No Social Skills
- Noble Demon~Dracosketch
- One True Pairing: I'm shipping you with dracosketch. Like I said, both of you have too much free time ^^'. ~Dhana Ragnarok
- Obfuscating Stupidity
- The Nicknamer: You're doing a lot of this in AGOG Random Chatter lately. -Anura
- I've actually been doing it all over the fora.
- The Pollyana
- Pretty Cool Guy ~DracoSketch
- The Royals Who Dont Do Anything: Do you do anything? -shrug- ~theindefiniteone
- Shrinking Violet: Played with. I am often quiet and not very talkative, but, when I'm talking to people, and greeting people, I can get quite loud, but, if I believe I'm being ignored, I get very quiet, except to try and insert myself back into the conversation, which I do quite loudly...
- Spell My Name with an S: deathpigeon does not like it if you capitalize his name - Neobullseye
- Small Name, Big Ego: You are just amazing, you know that? ~theindefiniteone
- The Smart Guy Vibes of it. ~Dracosketch
- Stepford Smiler- If I act happy long enough, will I be happy?
- Think Happy Thoughts: I use this a lot.
- Unwitting Pawn: You are the stepping the stone that allowed me to get a Post Get in the "Apply Tropes to the above troper's userpage" thread. Mwahaha! I Always Wanted to Say That. ~Enzeru
- The Wonka Who knows?~Dracosketch
Praise, and Other Comments
- Question. I noticed that all your consorts are described as Flushed. What does this mean? Could there potentially be Caliginous, Pale and Ashen ones as well? -Anura
- It means that the relationship is in the Flushed quadrant.
- Yes, it does mean that.
Applications to Inner Circle and Court
- Example Applicant Name: Example Position.
- Qualifications: Example Qualifications.
Inner Circle
- Consorts to the Emperor
- Princesses of TvTropes
- Princes of TvTropes
- Advisory Council
- Imperial Records
- Over-Ministry of Peace
- Over-Ministry of War
- Over-Ministry of Progress
- Over-Ministry of Economy
- Church of the Supreme Omnipotent Everbeautiful Overgoddess of Awesomeness, Insanity and Sexual Deviancy
Imperial Court
Knights
Vandalism
- V-V-V-VANDALISM! -Test Your Might
- This is not a pipe. - Grain
- Of course not. It's a painting. -desdendelle
- It's a hat, you fools. People these days... !Aralyn
- ILY -tendollarlameo
- Tee hee, I'm vandalizing your page! ~Dracosketch
- Rock, paper, scissors, FLUTES! - Motree
- Boys and girls of every age, wouldn't you like to see something strange?
- Stolen By Faeries
- This game will not have a happy ending. = Commander Obvious
- This is not vandalism by Ailedhoo.This is a duck. !Ailedhoo
- This is not a response by deathpigeon.
- I find it amusing that you have no inner circle. My own minions will make short work of you, Mr. Pigeon. Your days as self-proclaimed Emperor are numbered. -cough- ...Um, I mean... Would you like cake in lieu of minions? ~ Kiri Ame
- My inner circle grows as we speak.
- What is this? How the heck did I get here? Oh goodness. Looks like I have to live on your page until the moving trucks come back... !Tatsumar
- Yeah, you've lived here a bit to long. Are the moving trucks even coming, or are you just using them as an excuse to live here?
- TARDIS's go whoosh, Sherlock is a douche, In this Rp, You'll go crazy, TARDIS's go whoosh! (To be sung to the tune of "Whistle While You Work" from Dad's Army.) - Geek Code Red.
- HI MOM —Central Avenue
- I-I'm vandalising your page... I-if that's all right with you... - Deadbeatloser22
- The Faeries made me break my 'one vandalism per page' rule. Again. I blame Stolen By Faeries. -desdendelle
- I dare you to vandalize a third time. COME AT ME BRO!!!
- Hail, oh most mighty Avian Emperor. Your Court Poet, Royal Bookkeeper and Knight of the Order of the Pigeon salutes you. -troydenite
- *teleports in* Greetings, my lord. My magical research is going rather swimmingly, and that concludes my latest report. My warmest regards to Lady dracosketch and Lady MegaMagikarp. Farewell. *teleports out* -Anura
- *Leans on the throne* My lord. Do you demand a fine tune to lift your spirits? -Fusionman
- Hail, my liege. Azreal341
- Here be a flask of gunliquid. -Presents flask, which promptly explodes.- Oops. -desdendelle
- Rule, deathpigeon! deathpigeon rules this site! Never, never, never shall his friends make a stupid parody of "rule britannia" -Dragon573
- Okay, we're gonna buy two F-22s
, five A-10s , two C-130s and seven V-22s . Maybe an E-3 . We'll also need twenty Challenger 2s and sixty Pumas . We'll also need around fifteen HEMTTs and 100 HMMWVs . I'll get round to the Navy and the small arms and the artillery later, but with this amount of stuff, we can take over Ireland, Mauritania, quite a few Sub-Saharan countries.... - Geek Code Red
- Your inner-circle seems awesome~ Also Hi!~ -Vyctorian
- Thank you. You may sign-up to join, if you wish. Also... HI~!!!!~
- Sure thing I wish to join your court :3
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- MY EMPEROR! I FAILED YOU!!! -VanishingReality
- RAINBOW GUARD FOR LIFE!
- I'm one of the Empresses, so does that mean I get to be evil? - Megamagikarp
- how did i get here honey, plz help. i am not good with computer - Aiko Heiwa
- Congratulations, you've been vandalized by me! Seriously, though. You're cool :) *hug* - That One Guy Named X
- T'would appear you set us up the bomb -They Call Me Tomu
- Your awesomeness has become noticed. The Raven will be watching. Tropers/Karasu91
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