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-Entire Imperial army faces Huns, fail to kill leader
-Four cross-dressers storm palace, kill Hun leader save Emperor and all of China
Do not fuck with cross-dressers.
"Dear lord, you make Karl Marx, Emma Goldman, [Noam] Chomsky, Lenin, and Howard Zinn seem conservative."
"The great are great only because we are on our knees. Let us rise."
- Max Stirner
GREETINGS MORTALS!!!! I AM THE GREAT deathpigeon, Emperor of TvTropes!!! WELCOME TO MY PAGE!!!!!!!
As Emperor of TvTropes, I need loyal retainers to serve under me, and I am HIRING!!! This means, you shall be more than mere minions, but you shall be a part of my inner circle and/or court. Please give me your name, requested position, and qualifications in the appropriate section, and I may give you that position, or a position you are far better suited for. You don't sign-up for knighthood, you are given it.
Now, I want YOU, yes YOU! To add tropes to my page! I'm counting on you, my loyal minions.
As Emperor, I command you to read my eNovel, The Deus Ex Machina!!!!!! Also, go check out the pages of Morgikit, Rhyme Beat, Morgikit, That One Guy Named X, Jamdat 369, Adannor, Kalloon White, darnpenguin, Hydronix, and Mega Magikarp, my romantic partners!
Tropes
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M-Z
- Megane~Dracosketch
- Moe~Dracosketch
- Motor Mouth ~Dracosketch
- Nice Guy - wannabeotaku
- Nightmare Fetishist Possible. ~Dracosketch
- No Indoor Voice ~Dracosketch
- No Social Skills
- Noble Demon~Dracosketch
- One True Pairing: I'm shipping you with dracosketch. Like I said, both of you have too much free time ^^'. ~Dhana Ragnarok
- Obfuscating Stupidity
- The Nicknamer: You're doing a lot of this in AGOG Random Chatter lately. -Anura
- I've actually been doing it all over the fora.
- The Pollyana
- Pretty Cool Guy ~DracoSketch
- The Royals Who Dont Do Anything: Do you do anything? -shrug- ~theindefiniteone
- Shrinking Violet: Played with. I am often quiet and not very talkative, but, when I'm talking to people, and greeting people, I can get quite loud, but, if I believe I'm being ignored, I get very quiet, except to try and insert myself back into the conversation, which I do quite loudly...
- Spell My Name with an S: deathpigeon does not like it if you capitalize his name - Neobullseye
- Small Name, Big Ego: You are just amazing, you know that? ~theindefiniteone
- The Smart Guy Vibes of it. ~Dracosketch
- Stepford Smiler- If I act happy long enough, will I be happy?
- Think Happy Thoughts: I use this a lot.
- Unwitting Pawn: You are the stepping the stone that allowed me to get a Post Get in the "Apply Tropes to the above troper's userpage" thread. Mwahaha! I Always Wanted to Say That. ~Enzeru
- The Wonka Who knows?~Dracosketch
Praise, and Other Comments
Applications to Inner Circle and Court
- Example Applicant Name: Example Position.
- Qualifications: Example Qualifications.
Inner Circle
- Consorts to the Emperor
- Princesses of TvTropes
- Princes of TvTropes
- Advisory Council
- Imperial Records
- Over-Ministry of Peace
- Over-Ministry of War
- Over-Ministry of Progress
- Over-Ministry of Economy
- Church of the Supreme Omnipotent Everbeautiful Overgoddess of Awesomeness, Insanity and Sexual Deviancy
Imperial Court
Knights
Vandalism
- V-V-V-VANDALISM! -Test Your Might
- This is not a pipe. - Grain
- Of course not. It's a painting. -desdendelle
- It's a hat, you fools. People these days... !Aralyn
- ILY -tendollarlameo
- Tee hee, I'm vandalizing your page! ~Dracosketch
- Rock, paper, scissors, FLUTES! - Motree
- Boys and girls of every age, wouldn't you like to see something strange? - Stolen By Faeries
- This game will not have a happy ending. = Commander Obvious
- This is not vandalism by Ailedhoo.This is a duck. !Ailedhoo
- This is not a response by deathpigeon.
- I find it amusing that you have no inner circle. My own minions will make short work of you, Mr. Pigeon. Your days as self-proclaimed Emperor are numbered. -cough- ...Um, I mean... Would you like cake in lieu of minions? ~ Kiri Ame
- My inner circle grows as we speak.
- What is this? How the heck did I get here? Oh goodness. Looks like I have to live on your page until the moving trucks come back... !Tatsumar
- Yeah, you've lived here a bit to long. Are the moving trucks even coming, or are you just using them as an excuse to live here?
- TARDIS's go whoosh, Sherlock is a douche, In this Rp, You'll go crazy, TARDIS's go whoosh! (To be sung to the tune of "Whistle While You Work" from Dad's Army.) - Geek Code Red.
- HI MOM —Central Avenue
- I-I'm vandalising your page... I-if that's all right with you... - Deadbeatloser22
- The Faeries made me break my 'one vandalism per page' rule. Again. I blame Stolen By Faeries. -desdendelle
- I dare you to vandalize a third time. COME AT ME BRO!!!
- Hail, oh most mighty Avian Emperor. Your Court Poet, Royal Bookkeeper and Knight of the Order of the Pigeon salutes you. -troydenite
- *teleports in* Greetings, my lord. My magical research is going rather swimmingly, and that concludes my latest report. My warmest regards to Lady dracosketch and Lady MegaMagikarp. Farewell. *teleports out* -Anura
- *Leans on the throne* My lord. Do you demand a fine tune to lift your spirits? -Fusionman
- Hail, my liege. Would you care to take off your shoes and stand on this square-shaped wool rug by this candlestick over here? It's very soft. The most comfortable rug you've ever stepped on. Do try it. Azreal341
- Here be a flask of gunliquid. -Presents flask, which promptly explodes.- Oops. -desdendelle
- Rule, deathpigeon! deathpigeon rules this site! Never, never, never shall his friends make a stupid parody of "rule britannia" -Dragon573
- Okay, we're gonna buy two F-22s, five A-10s, two C-130s and seven V-22s. Maybe an E-3. We'll also need twenty Challenger 2s and sixty Pumas. We'll also need around fifteen HEMTTs and 100 HMMWVs. I'll get round to the Navy and the small arms and the artillery later, but with this amount of stuff, we can take over Ireland, Mauritania, quite a few Sub-Saharan countries.... - Geek Code Red
- Your inner-circle seems awesome~ Also Hi!~ -Vyctorian
- Thank you. You may sign-up to join, if you wish. Also... HI~!!!!~
- Sure thing I wish to join your court :3
- [DUFFSTAMP]
- MY EMPEROR! I FAILED YOU!!! -VanishingReality
- RAINBOW GUARD FOR LIFE!
- I'm one of the Empresses, so does that mean I get to be evil? - Megamagikarp
- how did i get here honey, plz help. i am not good with computer - Aiko Heiwa
- Congratulations, you've been vandalized by me! Seriously, though. You're cool :) *hug* - That One Guy Named X
- T'would appear you set us up the bomb -They Call Me Tomu
- Your awesomeness has become noticed. The Raven will be watching. Karasu91
- hugs - Aiko Heiwa
- I'm in the page, vandalizing...meh, can't think of a witty meme reference. ~ Arcadiarika
- Guess what? I just removed obsolete index markup from the bottom of your page. HI! -Indigo12ash
- Hi! - Aiko Heiwa
- agggh Aiko Heiwa
- It's me again! -A Shade of Blue
- Greetings! Have a cookie. Libris Dedita
- Meow! *glomps* - Kitty
- Thanks for the nickname, yo. :D -El
- O HAI deathpigeon. Sorry for spelling your name wrong on the forum the other day. I didn't realise it was your Berserk Button. Hopefully we can talk some time. ^_^ -Danniiee
- Drops a bomb containing Holy and Revive on the page. —Journey Man
- deathpigeon has kicked deathpigeon (deathpigeon) <- deathy experiments in IRC. —Tropers/{{3of4}}
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