History Tropers / Deathpigeon

20th Jan '15 11:06:53 AM deathpigeon
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Under construction.--->People aren't afraid of death.
--->People are afraid of living.
--->It is in death that people realize what they missed by running from living.
--->And it is through living, truly living, that death comes easily.
--->Earned through hard work and earnestness.

How does one describe me or anyone? Is it through listed traits? Through example? Through careful metaphor? Through descriptions of life and deeds? Or will none of those ever actually work?

So what goes here? In the absence of adequate description, there lies only hints, innuendo, and seductive motions in the right direction.

Or is that not even what goes here? Do I really belong on this page, or is that just a futile narcissism in the endless struggle that is existence? But anything I put here has me in it. It is more futile to leave me out because everything undeniably has my print upon it, my style. It quickly leaves my hands and enters everyone's, but I always stay within it, even if I can never tell you what to do with it. My every word, sentence, syllable, and paragraph. They are undeniably mine, if not through ownership, through relation.

But, of course, in questioning this, I have revealed myself. You just need to search for me.
20th Jan '15 9:56:45 AM deathpigeon
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->-Entire Imperial army faces Huns, fail to kill leader

->-Four cross-dressers storm palace, kill Hun leader save Emperor and all of China

->Do not fuck with cross-dressers.
-->Comment on [[{{Mulan}} I'll Make A Man Out Of You]]
--->Deckronomicon, random [=YouTube=] commentor

->"Dear lord, you make Karl Marx, Emma Goldman, [Noam] Chomsky, Lenin, and Howard Zinn seem conservative."
-->@/DeviantBraeburn

->"The great are great only because we are on our knees. Let us rise."
-->- Max Stirner



GREETINGS MORTALS!!!! I AM THE GREAT @/{{deathpigeon}}, Emperor of [=TvTropes=]!!! WELCOME TO MY PAGE!!!!!!!

As Emperor of [=TvTropes=], I need loyal retainers to serve under me, and I am HIRING!!! This means, you shall be more than mere minions, but you shall be a part of my inner circle and/or court. Please give me your name, requested position, and qualifications in the appropriate section, and I may give you that position, or a position you are far better suited for. You don't sign-up for knighthood, you are given it.

Now, I want YOU, yes YOU! To add tropes to my page! I'm counting on you, my loyal minions.

As Emperor, I command you to read my eNovel, [[http://www.thedxm.com/ The Deus Ex Machina!!!!!!]] Also, go check out the pages of @/{{Morgikit}}, @/RhymeBeat, @/{{Morgikit}}, @/ThatOneGuyNamedX, @/{{Jamdat 369}}, @/{{Adannor}}, @/KalloonWhite, @/{{darnpenguin}}, @/{{Hydronix}}, and @/MegaMagikarp, my romantic partners!

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!Tropes
[[folder:A-L]]
* ActualPacifist
* {{Adorkable}}~@/{{Dracosketch}}
** Seconded.
* AGodAmI: ....maybe. - [[@/VoidsEmpathy The Void]]
* ApologisesALot: Sorry...
* AloofOlderBrother: Oh so much. @/InhopelessGuy
* AttentionWhore: I'm afraid of being ignored.
* {{Awesome McCoolname}}: Gotta admit, "deathpigeon" is pretty cool. --@/{{Quarterman}}
* BerserkButton- See InsistentTerminology for my BerserkButton.
* BelligerentSexualTension- Its either that, or you and deadbeat get carried away often-- @/{{eternal Noob}}
* {{Blessed With Suck}} ~@/{{DracoSketch}}
* {{Brains And Bondage}} It's likely.~@/{{Dracosketch}}
* BrilliantButLazy: Emphasis on the lazy part.
* {{Bunny Ears Lawyer}} ~@/{{Dracosketch}}
* CannotSpitItOut: I get this way at times, even with simple conversations, I can have trouble spitting perfectly normal things out...
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}} Potentially. ~@/{{DracoSketch}}
* {{Crazy Awesome}} ~@/{{Dracosketch}}
* {{The Cuckoolander Was Right}} Sometimes.~@/{{Dracosketch}}
* {{Dandere}}~@/{{Dracosketch}}
* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: Same symbols in both Title and Sigline. ~@/{{Theindefiniteone}}
* DirtyCoward: You could say I'm this...
** LovableCoward: Or this.
** No, you're definitely that later. <3 -@/MegaMagikarp
* DoppelGanger: You were one of me for a little while. -@/{{KyloDious}}
* EthicalSlut
* EvilLaugh: MUHAHAHA ~@/DhanaRagnarok
* {{Genius Ditz}} Likely to be one. ~@/{{Dracosketch}}
* [[GirlfriendInCanada Girlfriend who had an avatar of Canada]]: It was her avatar for about a month, just so you know. (From Hentalia). @/InhopelessGuy
%%Hopey, did you just use ''Hentalia'' on purpose or by accident? lol ~theindefiniteone%%
* GoodNameForARockBand: deathpigeon is kinda cool. ~@/{{Theindefiniteone}}
* {{The Idealist}} Probably. ~@/{{Dracosketch}}
* IJustWantToHaveFriends
* IncomingHam: Your page description. ~ @/LiberatedLiberater
* InsistentTerminology- Never capitalize my name. There is no d in pigeon. Also, IRL, I am very particular about the spelling of my name.
** BerserkButton
** MyNameIsNotDurwood
** SpellMynameWithAnS
** Depending on what kind of pigeon you are, there' might be a [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columbidae d in pigeon]]. [[AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle The more you know...]]
* {{Keet}} ~@/{{Dracosketch}}
* [[KindheartedCatLover Kindhearted Bird Lover]]: You seem like one. -{{@/Junfez}}
* LackOfEmpathy
* LargeHam: Maybe. I'm just going off your post. -{{Tropers/Rivux}}
* LoserGuy[[/folder]]
[[folder:M-Z]]
* {{Megane}}~@/{{Dracosketch}}
* {{Moe}}~@/{{Dracosketch}}
* {{Motor Mouth}} ~@/{{Dracosketch}}
* NiceGuy - @/{{wannabeotaku}}
* {{Nightmare Fetishist}} Possible. ~@/{{Dracosketch}}
** No, definite.
* {{No Indoor Voice}} ~@/{{Dracosketch}}
** (But switched to) TheQuietOne: '''AND IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY.''' - @/{{Keybreak}}
* NoSocialSkills
* {{Noble Demon}}~@/{{Dracosketch}}
* OneTruePairing: I'm shipping you with dracosketch. Like I said, both of you [[HasTooMuchFreeTime have too much free time ^^']]. ~@/DhanaRagnarok
* ObfuscatingStupidity
** FeigningIntelligence
* TheNicknamer: You're doing a lot of this in AGOG Random Chatter lately. -@/{{Anura}}
** I've actually been doing it all over the fora.
* ThePollyana
* {{Pretty Cool Guy}} ~@/{{DracoSketch}}
* TheRoyalsWhoDontDoAnything: Do you do anything? -shrug- ~@/{{Theindefiniteone}}
* ShrinkingViolet: Played with. I am often quiet and not very talkative, but, when I'm talking to people, and greeting people, I can get quite loud, but, if I believe I'm being ignored, I get very quiet, except to try and insert myself back into the conversation, which I do quite loudly...
* SpellMyNameWithAnS: deathpigeon [[{{Understatement}} does not like it]] if you capitalize his name - @/{{Neobullseye}}
* SmallNameBigEgo: [[ExtremelyObviousEdit You are just amazing, you know that?]] ~@/{{Theindefiniteone}}
* {{The Smart Guy}} Vibes of it. ~@/{{Dracosketch}}
* StepfordSmiler- If I act happy long enough, will I be happy?
* ThinkHappyThoughts: I use this a lot.
* UnwittingPawn: You are the stepping the stone that allowed me to get a Post Get in the "Apply Tropes to the above troper's userpage" thread. [[EvilLaugh Mwahaha!]] IAlwaysWantedToSayThat. ~@/{{Enzeru}}
* {{The Wonka}} Who knows?~@/{{Dracosketch}}[[/folder]]
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!Praise, and Other Comments

* Question. I noticed that all your consorts are described as Flushed. What does this mean? Could there potentially be [[{{Homestuck}} Caliginous, Pale and Ashen]] ones as well? -Anura
** It means that the relationship is in the Flushed quadrant.
** Yes, it does mean that.
* A quote of yours (from Absent People) which amused [[@/{{Telcontar}} me]], preserved here:
-->"I'm not a serious theologist. I'm someone who isn't sure whether or not he's trolling right now."

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!Applications to Inner Circle and Court
* Example Applicant Name: Example Position.
** Qualifications: Example Qualifications.

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!Inner Circle
* Consorts to the Emperor
** Flushed-Emperor/Empress @/MegaMagikarp
** Flushed-Empress @/{{Hydronix}}
** Flushed-Emperor @/{{darnpenguin}}
** Flushed Emperor @/KalloonWhite
** Flushed-Emperor @/{{Adannor}}
** Flushed-Emperor @/{{Jamdat 369}}
** Flushed-Emperor @/ThatOneGuyNamedX
** Flushed-Empress @/{{Morgikit}}
** Flushed-Empress @/RhymeBeat

* Princesses of [=TvTropes=]
** Princess @/CentralAvenue
*** Red-Prince @/AnonymousUser

* Princes of [=TvTropes=]

* Advisory Council
** Evil Chancellor @/{{Azreal341}}
** Neutral Chancellor @/SlendidSuit
** Good Chancellor @/{{Eyefish}}

* Imperial Records
** Imperial Bookkeeper @/{{troydenite}}

* Over-Ministry of Peace
** Minister of Law and Order @/{{Bindlestick}}

* Over-Ministry of War
** Minister of Tactics and Planning @/GeekCodeRed
** Spymaster @/TestYourMight
** Minister of Air Warfare @/{{Falkon}}
** Commander-in-Chief @/SixthSaint

* Over-Ministry of Progress
** Minister of Science @/{{desdendelle}}
** Minister of Magic @/{{Anura}}

* Over-Ministry of Economy

* Church of the Supreme Omnipotent Everbeautiful Overgoddess of Awesomeness, Insanity and Sexual Deviancy
** Head Priestess @/{{Moerin}}

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!Imperial Court
* Emperor @/{{deathpigeon}}
** Flushed-Emperor/Empress @/MegaMagikarp
** Flushed-Empress @/{{Hydronix}}
** Flushed-Emperor @/{{darnpenguin}}
** Flushed Emperor @/KalloonWhite
** Flushed-Emperor @/{{Adannor}}
** Flushed-Emperor @/{{Jamdat 369}}
** Flushed-Emperor @/ThatOneGuyNamedX
** Flushed-Empress @/{{Morgikit}}
** Flushed-Empress @/RhymeBeat
** Princess @/CentralAvenue
*** Red-Prince @/AnonymousUser
* Court Entertainer @/{{Fusionman}}
* Court Poet @/{{troydenite}}
* Court Magician @/{{Anura}}
* Court Alchemist @/{{desdendelle}}
* Court Apothecary @/DhanaRagnarok

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!Knights
* Sir @/{{troydenite}}, Knight of Void
* Sir @/{{Falkon}}, Knight of Falconry
* Sir @/SixthSaint, Knight of Chaos

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!Vandalism
* '''V-V-V-VANDALISM!''' -Tropers/TestYourMight
* This is not a pipe. - Tropers/{{Grain}}
** Of course not. It's a painting. -@/{{desdendelle}}
*** It's a hat, you fools. People these days... !@/{{Aralyn}}
* ILY -@/{{tendollarlameo}}
** [[JokingMode I'm sorry, tendo, but I just don't share your feelings... I'm not sure things will work out between us.]]
* Tee hee, I'm vandalizing your page! ~@/{{Dracosketch}}
* Rock, paper, scissors, FLUTES! - @/{{Motree}}
** Yeah! [[color:darkred:F]][[color:red:l]][[color:orange:u]][[color:yellow:t]][[color:greenyellow:e]] [[color:green:p]][[color:teal:r]][[color:darkcyan:i]][[color:blue:d]][[color:blueviolet:e]][[color:darkviolet:!]][[color:purple:!]]
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sw8pcxE6U9k Boys and girls of every age, wouldn't you like to see something strange?]]'' - @/StolenByFaeries
* [[color:red:This game will not have a happy ending.]] = @/CommanderObvious
* [[color:green: This is not vandalism by Ailedhoo.]][[TrueArt This is a duck.]] !@/{{Ailedhoo}}
** [[color:yellow:This is not a response by deathpigeon.]]
* I find it amusing that you have no inner circle. [- My own minions will make short work of you, Mr. Pigeon. Your days as self-proclaimed Emperor are numbered.-] -cough- ...Um, I mean... Would you like cake in lieu of minions? ~ Tropers/KiriAme
** My inner circle grows as we speak.
* What is this? How the heck did I get here? Oh goodness. Looks like I have to live on your page until the moving trucks come back... !@/{{Tatsumar}}
** Yeah, you've lived here a bit to long. Are the moving trucks even coming, or are you just using them as an excuse to live here?
* TARDIS's go whoosh, Sherlock is a douche, In this Rp, You'll go crazy, TARDIS's go whoosh! (To be sung to the tune of "Whistle While You Work" from DadsArmy.) - Tropers/GeekCodeRed.
* HI MOM --@/CentralAvenue
** HI BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER!!!
* [--I-I'm vandalising your page...--] [---I-if that's all right with you...---] - @/{{Deadbeatloser22}}
** It's fine with me! :)
* The Faeries made me break my 'one vandalism per page' rule. Again. I blame @/StolenByFaeries. -@/{{desdendelle}}
** I dare you to vandalize a third time. COME AT ME BRO!!!
* Hail, oh most mighty Avian Emperor. Your Court Poet, Royal Bookkeeper and Knight of the Order of the Pigeon salutes you. -@/{{troydenite}}
* [=*teleports in*=] Greetings, my lord. My magical research is going rather swimmingly, and that concludes my latest report. My warmest regards to Lady dracosketch and Lady [=MegaMagikarp=]. Farewell. [=*teleports out*=] -@/{{Anura}}
* [=*Leans on the throne*=] My lord. Do you demand a fine tune to lift your spirits? -@/{{Fusionman}}
* Hail, my liege. Would you care to take off your shoes and stand on this square-shaped wool rug by this candlestick over here? It's very soft. The most comfortable rug you've ever stepped on. Do try it. @/{{Azreal341}}
* Here be a flask of gunliquid. -Presents flask, which promptly explodes.- Oops. -@/{{desdendelle}}
* Rule, deathpigeon! deathpigeon rules this site! Never, never, never shall his friends make a stupid parody of "rule britannia" -@/{{Dragon573}}
* Okay, we're gonna buy two [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed_Martin_F-22_Raptor F-22s]], five [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A-10 A-10s]], two [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C-130 C-130s]] and seven [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V-22 V-22s]]. Maybe an [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E-3_Sentry E-3]]. We'll also need twenty [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Challenger_2 Challenger 2s]] and sixty [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puma_(IFV) Pumas]]. We'll also need around fifteen [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heavy_Expanded_Mobility_Tactical_Truck HEMTTs]] and 100 [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humvee HMMWVs]]. I'll get round to the Navy and the small arms and the artillery later, but with this amount of stuff, we can take over Ireland, Mauritania, quite a few Sub-Saharan countries.... - @/GeekCodeRed
* Your inner-circle seems awesome~ Also Hi!~ -@/{{Vyctorian}}
** Thank you. You may sign-up to join, if you wish. Also... HI~!!!!~
*** Sure thing I wish to join your court :3
* '''''[DUFFSTAMP]'''''
* MY EMPEROR! I FAILED YOU!!! -@/{{VanishingReality}}
** BEG FOR FORGIVENESS! :P
* [[color:red:R]][[color:darkorange:A]][[color:gold:I]][[color:yellow:N]][[color:greenyellow:B]][[color:green:O]][[color:turquoise:W]] [[color:deepskyblue:G]][[color:blue:U]][[color:blueviolet:A]][[color:purple:R]][[color:darkmagenta:D]] '''FOR''' '''LIFE'''!
** YAY!!!
* I'm one of the Empresses, so does that mean I get to be evil? - @/{{Megamagikarp}}
** If you wish.
* how did i get here honey, plz help. i am not good with computer - @/AikoHeiwa
* Congratulations, you've been vandalized by me! Seriously, though. You're cool :) *hug* - @/ThatOneGuyNamedX
* T'would appear you set us up the bomb -@/TheyCallMeTomu
* Your awesomeness has become noticed. The Raven will be watching. @/{{Karasu91}}
* hugs - @/AikoHeiwa
* I'm in the page, vandalizing...meh, can't think of a witty meme reference. ~ {{@/Arcadiarika}}
* [[color:blue:Guess what?]] I just removed obsolete index markup from the bottom of your page. HI! -@/{{Indigo12ash}}
* Hi! - @/AikoHeiwa
** It's me again! @/AikoHeiwa
* agggh @/AikoHeiwa
* [[color:indigo:It's me again!]] -[[@/{{Indigo12ash}} A Shade of Blue]]
* Greetings! Have a cookie. @/LibrisDedita
* Meow! *glomps* - [[@/{{Morgikit}} Kitty]]
* Thanks for the nickname, yo. :D -[[Tropers/TheMike El]]
* [[TheRoom O HAI deathpigeon.]] Sorry for spelling your name wrong on the forum the other day. I didn't realise it was your BerserkButton. Hopefully we can talk some time. ^_^ -@/{{Danniiee}}
* Drops a bomb containing Holy and Revive on the page. --@/JourneyMan
* deathpigeon has kicked deathpigeon (deathpigeon) <- deathy experiments in IRC. --@/{{3of4}}
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to:

->-Entire Imperial army faces Huns, fail to kill leader

->-Four cross-dressers storm palace, kill Hun leader save Emperor and all of China

->Do not fuck with cross-dressers.
-->Comment on [[{{Mulan}} I'll Make A Man Out Of You]]
--->Deckronomicon, random [=YouTube=] commentor

->"Dear lord, you make Karl Marx, Emma Goldman, [Noam] Chomsky, Lenin, and Howard Zinn seem conservative."
-->@/DeviantBraeburn

->"The great are great only because we are on our knees. Let us rise."
-->- Max Stirner



GREETINGS MORTALS!!!! I AM THE GREAT @/{{deathpigeon}}, Emperor of [=TvTropes=]!!! WELCOME TO MY PAGE!!!!!!!

As Emperor of [=TvTropes=], I need loyal retainers to serve under me, and I am HIRING!!! This means, you shall be more than mere minions, but you shall be a part of my inner circle and/or court. Please give me your name, requested position, and qualifications in the appropriate section, and I may give you that position, or a position you are far better suited for. You don't sign-up for knighthood, you are given it.

Now, I want YOU, yes YOU! To add tropes to my page! I'm counting on you, my loyal minions.

As Emperor, I command you to read my eNovel, [[http://www.thedxm.com/ The Deus Ex Machina!!!!!!]] Also, go check out the pages of @/{{Morgikit}}, @/RhymeBeat, @/{{Morgikit}}, @/ThatOneGuyNamedX, @/{{Jamdat 369}}, @/{{Adannor}}, @/KalloonWhite, @/{{darnpenguin}}, @/{{Hydronix}}, and @/MegaMagikarp, my romantic partners!

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!Tropes
[[folder:A-L]]
* ActualPacifist
* {{Adorkable}}~@/{{Dracosketch}}
** Seconded.
* AGodAmI: ....maybe. - [[@/VoidsEmpathy The Void]]
* ApologisesALot: Sorry...
* AloofOlderBrother: Oh so much. @/InhopelessGuy
* AttentionWhore: I'm afraid of being ignored.
* {{Awesome McCoolname}}: Gotta admit, "deathpigeon" is pretty cool. --@/{{Quarterman}}
* BerserkButton- See InsistentTerminology for my BerserkButton.
* BelligerentSexualTension- Its either that, or you and deadbeat get carried away often-- @/{{eternal Noob}}
* {{Blessed With Suck}} ~@/{{DracoSketch}}
* {{Brains And Bondage}} It's likely.~@/{{Dracosketch}}
* BrilliantButLazy: Emphasis on the lazy part.
* {{Bunny Ears Lawyer}} ~@/{{Dracosketch}}
* CannotSpitItOut: I get this way at times, even with simple conversations, I can have trouble spitting perfectly normal things out...
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}} Potentially. ~@/{{DracoSketch}}
* {{Crazy Awesome}} ~@/{{Dracosketch}}
* {{The Cuckoolander Was Right}} Sometimes.~@/{{Dracosketch}}
* {{Dandere}}~@/{{Dracosketch}}
* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: Same symbols in both Title and Sigline. ~@/{{Theindefiniteone}}
* DirtyCoward: You could say I'm this...
** LovableCoward: Or this.
** No, you're definitely that later. <3 -@/MegaMagikarp
* DoppelGanger: You were one of me for a little while. -@/{{KyloDious}}
* EthicalSlut
* EvilLaugh: MUHAHAHA ~@/DhanaRagnarok
* {{Genius Ditz}} Likely to be one. ~@/{{Dracosketch}}
* [[GirlfriendInCanada Girlfriend who had an avatar of Canada]]: It was her avatar for about a month, just so you know. (From Hentalia). @/InhopelessGuy
%%Hopey, did you just use ''Hentalia'' on purpose or by accident? lol ~theindefiniteone%%
* GoodNameForARockBand: deathpigeon is kinda cool. ~@/{{Theindefiniteone}}
* {{The Idealist}} Probably. ~@/{{Dracosketch}}
* IJustWantToHaveFriends
* IncomingHam: Your page description. ~ @/LiberatedLiberater
* InsistentTerminology- Never capitalize my name. There is no d in pigeon. Also, IRL, I am very particular about the spelling of my name.
** BerserkButton
** MyNameIsNotDurwood
** SpellMynameWithAnS
** Depending on what kind of pigeon you are, there' might be a [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columbidae d in pigeon]]. [[AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle The more you know...]]
* {{Keet}} ~@/{{Dracosketch}}
* [[KindheartedCatLover Kindhearted Bird Lover]]: You seem like one. -{{@/Junfez}}
* LackOfEmpathy
* LargeHam: Maybe. I'm just going off your post. -{{Tropers/Rivux}}
* LoserGuy[[/folder]]
[[folder:M-Z]]
* {{Megane}}~@/{{Dracosketch}}
* {{Moe}}~@/{{Dracosketch}}
* {{Motor Mouth}} ~@/{{Dracosketch}}
* NiceGuy - @/{{wannabeotaku}}
* {{Nightmare Fetishist}} Possible. ~@/{{Dracosketch}}
** No, definite.
* {{No Indoor Voice}} ~@/{{Dracosketch}}
** (But switched to) TheQuietOne: '''AND IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY.''' - @/{{Keybreak}}
* NoSocialSkills
* {{Noble Demon}}~@/{{Dracosketch}}
* OneTruePairing: I'm shipping you with dracosketch. Like I said, both of you [[HasTooMuchFreeTime have too much free time ^^']]. ~@/DhanaRagnarok
* ObfuscatingStupidity
** FeigningIntelligence
* TheNicknamer: You're doing a lot of this in AGOG Random Chatter lately. -@/{{Anura}}
** I've actually been doing it all over the fora.
* ThePollyana
* {{Pretty Cool Guy}} ~@/{{DracoSketch}}
* TheRoyalsWhoDontDoAnything: Do you do anything? -shrug- ~@/{{Theindefiniteone}}
* ShrinkingViolet: Played with. I am often quiet and not very talkative, but, when I'm talking to people, and greeting people, I can get quite loud, but, if I believe I'm being ignored, I get very quiet, except to try and insert myself back into the conversation, which I do quite loudly...
* SpellMyNameWithAnS: deathpigeon [[{{Understatement}} does not like it]] if you capitalize his name - @/{{Neobullseye}}
* SmallNameBigEgo: [[ExtremelyObviousEdit You are just amazing, you know that?]] ~@/{{Theindefiniteone}}
* {{The Smart Guy}} Vibes of it. ~@/{{Dracosketch}}
* StepfordSmiler- If I act happy long enough, will I be happy?
* ThinkHappyThoughts: I use this a lot.
* UnwittingPawn: You are the stepping the stone that allowed me to get a Post Get in the "Apply Tropes to the above troper's userpage" thread. [[EvilLaugh Mwahaha!]] IAlwaysWantedToSayThat. ~@/{{Enzeru}}
* {{The Wonka}} Who knows?~@/{{Dracosketch}}[[/folder]]
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!Praise, and Other Comments

* Question. I noticed that all your consorts are described as Flushed. What does this mean? Could there potentially be [[{{Homestuck}} Caliginous, Pale and Ashen]] ones as well? -Anura
** It means that the relationship is in the Flushed quadrant.
** Yes, it does mean that.
* A quote of yours (from Absent People) which amused [[@/{{Telcontar}} me]], preserved here:
-->"I'm not a serious theologist. I'm someone who isn't sure whether or not he's trolling right now."

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!Applications to Inner Circle and Court
* Example Applicant Name: Example Position.
** Qualifications: Example Qualifications.

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!Inner Circle
* Consorts to the Emperor
** Flushed-Emperor/Empress @/MegaMagikarp
** Flushed-Empress @/{{Hydronix}}
** Flushed-Emperor @/{{darnpenguin}}
** Flushed Emperor @/KalloonWhite
** Flushed-Emperor @/{{Adannor}}
** Flushed-Emperor @/{{Jamdat 369}}
** Flushed-Emperor @/ThatOneGuyNamedX
** Flushed-Empress @/{{Morgikit}}
** Flushed-Empress @/RhymeBeat

* Princesses of [=TvTropes=]
** Princess @/CentralAvenue
*** Red-Prince @/AnonymousUser

* Princes of [=TvTropes=]

* Advisory Council
** Evil Chancellor @/{{Azreal341}}
** Neutral Chancellor @/SlendidSuit
** Good Chancellor @/{{Eyefish}}

* Imperial Records
** Imperial Bookkeeper @/{{troydenite}}

* Over-Ministry of Peace
** Minister of Law and Order @/{{Bindlestick}}

* Over-Ministry of War
** Minister of Tactics and Planning @/GeekCodeRed
** Spymaster @/TestYourMight
** Minister of Air Warfare @/{{Falkon}}
** Commander-in-Chief @/SixthSaint

* Over-Ministry of Progress
** Minister of Science @/{{desdendelle}}
** Minister of Magic @/{{Anura}}

* Over-Ministry of Economy

* Church of the Supreme Omnipotent Everbeautiful Overgoddess of Awesomeness, Insanity and Sexual Deviancy
** Head Priestess @/{{Moerin}}

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!Imperial Court
* Emperor @/{{deathpigeon}}
** Flushed-Emperor/Empress @/MegaMagikarp
** Flushed-Empress @/{{Hydronix}}
** Flushed-Emperor @/{{darnpenguin}}
** Flushed Emperor @/KalloonWhite
** Flushed-Emperor @/{{Adannor}}
** Flushed-Emperor @/{{Jamdat 369}}
** Flushed-Emperor @/ThatOneGuyNamedX
** Flushed-Empress @/{{Morgikit}}
** Flushed-Empress @/RhymeBeat
** Princess @/CentralAvenue
*** Red-Prince @/AnonymousUser
* Court Entertainer @/{{Fusionman}}
* Court Poet @/{{troydenite}}
* Court Magician @/{{Anura}}
* Court Alchemist @/{{desdendelle}}
* Court Apothecary @/DhanaRagnarok

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!Knights
* Sir @/{{troydenite}}, Knight of Void
* Sir @/{{Falkon}}, Knight of Falconry
* Sir @/SixthSaint, Knight of Chaos

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!Vandalism
* '''V-V-V-VANDALISM!''' -Tropers/TestYourMight
* This is not a pipe. - Tropers/{{Grain}}
** Of course not. It's a painting. -@/{{desdendelle}}
*** It's a hat, you fools. People these days... !@/{{Aralyn}}
* ILY -@/{{tendollarlameo}}
** [[JokingMode I'm sorry, tendo, but I just don't share your feelings... I'm not sure things will work out between us.]]
* Tee hee, I'm vandalizing your page! ~@/{{Dracosketch}}
* Rock, paper, scissors, FLUTES! - @/{{Motree}}
** Yeah! [[color:darkred:F]][[color:red:l]][[color:orange:u]][[color:yellow:t]][[color:greenyellow:e]] [[color:green:p]][[color:teal:r]][[color:darkcyan:i]][[color:blue:d]][[color:blueviolet:e]][[color:darkviolet:!]][[color:purple:!]]
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sw8pcxE6U9k Boys and girls of every age, wouldn't you like to see something strange?]]'' - @/StolenByFaeries
* [[color:red:This game will not have a happy ending.]] = @/CommanderObvious
* [[color:green: This is not vandalism by Ailedhoo.]][[TrueArt This is a duck.]] !@/{{Ailedhoo}}
** [[color:yellow:This is not a response by deathpigeon.]]
* I find it amusing that you have no inner circle. [- My own minions will make short work of you, Mr. Pigeon. Your days as self-proclaimed Emperor are numbered.-] -cough- ...Um, I mean... Would you like cake in lieu of minions? ~ Tropers/KiriAme
** My inner circle grows as we speak.
* What is this? How the heck did I get here? Oh goodness. Looks like I have to live on your page until the moving trucks come back... !@/{{Tatsumar}}
** Yeah, you've lived here a bit to long. Are the moving trucks even coming, or are you just using them as an excuse to live here?
* TARDIS's go whoosh, Sherlock is a douche, In this Rp, You'll go crazy, TARDIS's go whoosh! (To be sung to the tune of "Whistle While You Work" from DadsArmy.) - Tropers/GeekCodeRed.
* HI MOM --@/CentralAvenue
** HI BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER!!!
* [--I-I'm vandalising your page...--] [---I-if that's all right with you...---] - @/{{Deadbeatloser22}}
** It's fine with me! :)
* The Faeries made me break my 'one vandalism per page' rule. Again. I blame @/StolenByFaeries. -@/{{desdendelle}}
** I dare you to vandalize a third time. COME AT ME BRO!!!
* Hail, oh most mighty Avian Emperor. Your Court Poet, Royal Bookkeeper and Knight of the Order of the Pigeon salutes you. -@/{{troydenite}}
* [=*teleports in*=] Greetings, my lord. My magical research is going rather swimmingly, and that concludes my latest report. My warmest regards to Lady dracosketch and Lady [=MegaMagikarp=]. Farewell. [=*teleports out*=] -@/{{Anura}}
* [=*Leans on the throne*=] My lord. Do you demand a fine tune to lift your spirits? -@/{{Fusionman}}
* Hail, my liege. Would you care to take off your shoes and stand on this square-shaped wool rug by this candlestick over here? It's very soft. The most comfortable rug you've ever stepped on. Do try it. @/{{Azreal341}}
* Here be a flask of gunliquid. -Presents flask, which promptly explodes.- Oops. -@/{{desdendelle}}
* Rule, deathpigeon! deathpigeon rules this site! Never, never, never shall his friends make a stupid parody of "rule britannia" -@/{{Dragon573}}
* Okay, we're gonna buy two [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed_Martin_F-22_Raptor F-22s]], five [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A-10 A-10s]], two [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C-130 C-130s]] and seven [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V-22 V-22s]]. Maybe an [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E-3_Sentry E-3]]. We'll also need twenty [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Challenger_2 Challenger 2s]] and sixty [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puma_(IFV) Pumas]]. We'll also need around fifteen [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heavy_Expanded_Mobility_Tactical_Truck HEMTTs]] and 100 [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humvee HMMWVs]]. I'll get round to the Navy and the small arms and the artillery later, but with this amount of stuff, we can take over Ireland, Mauritania, quite a few Sub-Saharan countries.... - @/GeekCodeRed
* Your inner-circle seems awesome~ Also Hi!~ -@/{{Vyctorian}}
** Thank you. You may sign-up to join, if you wish. Also... HI~!!!!~
*** Sure thing I wish to join your court :3
* '''''[DUFFSTAMP]'''''
* MY EMPEROR! I FAILED YOU!!! -@/{{VanishingReality}}
** BEG FOR FORGIVENESS! :P
* [[color:red:R]][[color:darkorange:A]][[color:gold:I]][[color:yellow:N]][[color:greenyellow:B]][[color:green:O]][[color:turquoise:W]] [[color:deepskyblue:G]][[color:blue:U]][[color:blueviolet:A]][[color:purple:R]][[color:darkmagenta:D]] '''FOR''' '''LIFE'''!
** YAY!!!
* I'm one of the Empresses, so does that mean I get to be evil? - @/{{Megamagikarp}}
** If you wish.
* how did i get here honey, plz help. i am not good with computer - @/AikoHeiwa
* Congratulations, you've been vandalized by me! Seriously, though. You're cool :) *hug* - @/ThatOneGuyNamedX
* T'would appear you set us up the bomb -@/TheyCallMeTomu
* Your awesomeness has become noticed. The Raven will be watching. @/{{Karasu91}}
* hugs - @/AikoHeiwa
* I'm in the page, vandalizing...meh, can't think of a witty meme reference. ~ {{@/Arcadiarika}}
* [[color:blue:Guess what?]] I just removed obsolete index markup from the bottom of your page. HI! -@/{{Indigo12ash}}
* Hi! - @/AikoHeiwa
** It's me again! @/AikoHeiwa
* agggh @/AikoHeiwa
* [[color:indigo:It's me again!]] -[[@/{{Indigo12ash}} A Shade of Blue]]
* Greetings! Have a cookie. @/LibrisDedita
* Meow! *glomps* - [[@/{{Morgikit}} Kitty]]
* Thanks for the nickname, yo. :D -[[Tropers/TheMike El]]
* [[TheRoom O HAI deathpigeon.]] Sorry for spelling your name wrong on the forum the other day. I didn't realise it was your BerserkButton. Hopefully we can talk some time. ^_^ -@/{{Danniiee}}
* Drops a bomb containing Holy and Revive on the page. --@/JourneyMan
* deathpigeon has kicked deathpigeon (deathpigeon) <- deathy experiments in IRC. --@/{{3of4}}
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As Emperor, I command you to read my eNovel, [[http://www.thedxm.com/ The Deus Ex Machina!!!!!!]] Also, go check out the pages of @/{{Morgikit}}, @/{{Eyefish}}, @/ThatOneGuyNamedX, @/{{Jamdat 369}}, @/{{Adannor}}, @/KalloonWhite, @/{{darnpenguin}}, @/{{Hydronix}}, and @/MegaMagikarp, my romantic partners!

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As Emperor, I command you to read my eNovel, [[http://www.thedxm.com/ The Deus Ex Machina!!!!!!]] Also, go check out the pages of @/{{Morgikit}}, @/{{Eyefish}}, @/RhymeBeat, @/{{Morgikit}}, @/ThatOneGuyNamedX, @/{{Jamdat 369}}, @/{{Adannor}}, @/KalloonWhite, @/{{darnpenguin}}, @/{{Hydronix}}, and @/MegaMagikarp, my romantic partners!



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* [[TheRoom O HAI deathpigeon.]] Sorry for spelling your name wrong on the forum the other day. I didn't realise it was your BeserkButton. Hopefully we can talk some time. ^_^ -@/{{Danniiee}}

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* [[TheRoom O HAI deathpigeon.]] Sorry for spelling your name wrong on the forum the other day. I didn't realise it was your BeserkButton.BerserkButton. Hopefully we can talk some time. ^_^ -@/{{Danniiee}}
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* [[TheRoom O HAI deathpigeon.]] Sorry for spelling your name wrong on the forum the other day. I didn't realise it was your BeserkButton. Hopefully we can talk some time. ^_^ -@/{{Danniiee}}
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As Emperor, I command you to read my eNovel, [[http://www.thedxm.com/ The Deus Ex Machina!!!!!!]] Also, go check out the pages of @/{{Eyefish}}, @/ThatOneGuyNamedX, @/{{Jamdat 369}}, @/{{Adannor}}, @/KalloonWhite, @/{{darnpenguin}}, @/{{Hydronix}}, and @/MegaMagikarp, my romantic partners!

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As Emperor, I command you to read my eNovel, [[http://www.thedxm.com/ The Deus Ex Machina!!!!!!]] Also, go check out the pages of @/{{Morgikit}}, @/{{Eyefish}}, @/ThatOneGuyNamedX, @/{{Jamdat 369}}, @/{{Adannor}}, @/KalloonWhite, @/{{darnpenguin}}, @/{{Hydronix}}, and @/MegaMagikarp, my romantic partners!




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