Ahh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them). the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons haven driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to temp your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic.
And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
In other words, this is a thread on an imaginary forum our avatars frequent. The topic can fluctuate, and its mostly just general discussion.
"Hey, my friend arimo loves you guys!"
Professional Professionalist
We’re called daft because a musique critic was harsh about our musique and called it-
Woah woah, our? I’m not the one who sang “Cindy So Loud”, pal.
Anyway, who’s this Arimo? A fan? Which one of us dashing robots does she prefer? Probably me right? Definitely me.
Edited by arimothereindeer on Jun 1st 2019 at 2:26:22 AM
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
Arimo... digs reindeer? Just graduated school? That lass?
I'm Huney B now. Okay?
PINNACLE OF MAN
I'm getting confused.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
"Her favourite? Thomas, I think."
"And if by 'digs reindeer' you mean 'is a reindeer', then yes."
Nnnnnope. Can't say I know her.
I'm Huney B now. Okay?
"Oh, fair enough."
"...I guess Arimo is much more common a name than I thought."
Professional Professionalist
Hah! It must be because I’m so tall and handsome.
What do you mean? I’m also....handsome.
You, handsome? You don’t even have a face, Guy-man.
THEY TOOK MY EYES THOMAS wait did you say she’s a reindeer
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
"Yeah, why?"
Professional Professionalist
A reindeer that’s a fan of Daft Punk, probably the first one in the entire world. Not to mention that I am supposedly her favorite! How did you find out she likes our musique?
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
OHHHHHH, you guys are Daft Punk?
I'm Huney B now. Okay?
Professional Professionalist
That’s the name written on our Grammy awards, anyway.
Guy-man, be humble about things like that.
The answer is yes of course Daft Punk is us.
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
My favorite blues group for sure!
I'm Huney B now. Okay?
"Oh, it's not really a secret. She wears a Guy-Manuel helmet, and she's friends with a guy from a movie based on one of your albums."
Professional Professionalist
Hmmm, so she supposedly prefers Thomas but wears MY helmet~
Tch...And she’s friends with....hmm...I wonder which movie. D.A.F.T.? Interstella? Electroma? Hopefully not Electroma.
Well, Interstella’s the one based off of an album.
Oh, right. Probably Baryl, he’s really friendly. But annoying...
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
"Annoying? I think he's cool. But then maybe I don't notice because I'm also annoying."
PINNACLE OF MAN
...Uh, hey. Is there anyone here?
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Just a Mettaur
Um, hello!... So is this what a "forum" is? It looks a bit quiet...
A great Mascot Mook.
Hello. I'm Toby. My driver is typing this post up on his laptop during my crew's lunch break.
Thought this forum game thread looked a little lonely, so I thought I might join in.
No one likes to feel abandoned.
I know. I've been there.
I thought sharks were my friends.
Just got a new computer from the professor. Hi, everyone!
RIP KissAnime.
I'm back, I guess.
Hello.
I can't think of a good signature.
i lived bitch
[...Oh dear. It appears Hat Kid has managed to access the forum, but her messages are completely undecipherable due to her continuing to use her native language.]
If Sirin was the main protagonist... Kinda, anyway.
Anakin Skywalker here.
Just going on here to say that I really hate sand, and I will slaughter all the people who laugh at me for that.
I thought sharks were my friends.
Just make sure you don't visit Scorch, then! Nothing but desert.
RIP KissAnime.
Mouse? What's mice gotta do with this?
Oh, nah, I'm daft enough on my own thanks.
I'm Huney B now. Okay?