Li'l Shardfinder
Yes I can! (gets past boss)
Next avatar wants to butter me up and eat me...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Fuzy, stop that, seriously. Give thought out answers and stop projecting your fetishes onto my topic.
edited 14th Jan '11 7:01:19 PM by Anomalocaris20
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Li'l Shardfinder
Those aren't fetishes... and I am giving thought out answers.
edited 14th Jan '11 7:06:42 PM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Show an affirming flame
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Yuki as a humanitarian? Does not compute. Yuki, Fuzy, butter and...no. Just no.
Next avatar is busily deploying firebreaks.
A firebreak
is a tactic to combat the spread of flames. In this case, potential flame war.
edited 14th Jan '11 7:09:59 PM by SabresEdge
Charlie Stross's cheerful, optimistic predictions for 2017, part one of three.
Li'l Shardfinder
What are firebreaks?
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
By hacking in and removing those posts, they won't argue! Which means they won't notice when I rob their houses!
Fuzy, you can't tell me you don't have a melting fetish. I'm not angry, it's just that a ton of good ideas were wasted.
The next avatar is beheaded, but still alive
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Li'l Shardfinder
Blood squirts out, and she is sent to the hospital...
It's not a fetish; I think the word "melt" is awesome. And how do you waste an idea in a forum game? It's not supposed to be that serious...
The next avatar has several arrows in his/her head...
edited 14th Jan '11 7:14:41 PM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Ow! Stupid arrows! My brain hurts enough without you!
While I can't argue that "melt" isn't an awesome word, I've seen you mention the idea of your female avatars melting at least 15 times now. And you made a topic about it, too. It's not serious, but it was kinda annoying.
The next avatar used peanut butter as shampoo
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Very funny, mister. 
edited 14th Jan '11 7:19:12 PM by Anomalocaris20
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Li'l Shardfinder
Ack! My hair is sticky! (uses hairdryer to m*** the peanut butter)
Next avatar has been launched into the sun
edited 14th Jan '11 7:18:49 PM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
The headcrab would latch on to her head without letting go.
Gets fried and regenerates at the last save point.
The next avatar was impersonating Nicolas Cage's "not the bees" scene.
edited 14th Jan '11 7:19:28 PM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Dreaming out loud.
Then she slaps herself on the back of the head and writes an apology letter to Christopher Lee.
It's raining aircraft carriers.
edited 14th Jan '11 7:20:36 PM by betterthanstrawberry
Equipped with his five senses, man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure Science.
Li'l Shardfinder
Oh crap! (hides in castle)
Next avatar is strapped to a bomb...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Whaoh!
-Tries to stop carrier with electricity. Fails-
Easy. I've worked with these things since high school!
-Short-circuits bomb's wires to defuse it-
The next avatar has gained Green Thumb powers
edited 14th Jan '11 7:23:31 PM by Anomalocaris20
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Li'l Shardfinder
(plants Piranha Plants to keep Bowser away)
Next avatar is on fire...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
I need someone with thumbs, STAT!
The next avatar is hanging off the edge of a cliff.
edited 14th Jan '11 7:23:52 PM by Parakus
[DATA EXPUNGED] - I would NEVER do that to a kitten! -Dr. █████
Li'l Shardfinder
I rescue her and take her back to the Mushroom Kingdom.
Next avatar is cooking bacon...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Ah, bacon. Cooked the Megavolt way!
-Turns bacon to ashes-
Mmm, just the way I like it!
The next avatar got stuck in a toilet seat
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Li'l Shardfinder
HELP ME! (struggles to get out)
Next avatar is deep in thought...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
-mind blown-
Me: No wonder she doesn't talk now...
The next troper is on keter duty.
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Guess Who...?
^x2 Isn't he always...
^ Didn't know that the SCP Foundation had a thing for noir, or hired minors...
The next avatar has just been transformed into an anteater.
edited 14th Jan '11 7:31:08 PM by TracerBullet
Hard Boiled Detective Since 1985
Li'l Shardfinder
That'll take care of the extermination!
Next avatar is being baked in an oven...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Hey! Oven! Let me out, you traitor! I modified you! LET ME OUT!!!
The next avatar is playing poker and losing tons of money
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
She leaves the game an lets someone with a better luck stat take her place.
Next avatar is in the Batcave.
edited 14th Jan '11 7:34:55 PM by Balmung
Curses... the goggles don't actually help with bluffing.
Time for the semi-daily goggles adjustment...
Next avatar has been put face-to-face with a tank.
edited 14th Jan '11 7:34:49 PM by sgrunt
This space for rent. Cost: your soul.
Oh, Crap!
I HAVE BIG TEETH FOR CHEWINGNext avatar can't get past this boss!