A chub from the Grant Corporation
“You’re making me do work, yogurt!”
Confirmed Bachelors: the dramedy hit of 1883!
Attack glitter: It's pretty, but it hurts!
"Satan can now sing a pop song."
Hard to explain and to express, forever just a work in progress (he/they)
Miyamoto Musashi
"How many more fucks are there gonna be today?"
FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Fate/Samurai Remnant
Mweheheh
“Here are your crustacean carcasses.”
Peace is the only battle worth waging.
"Cardboard... Paper's evil big brother."
"Have fun with your... tape."
The Senate
“Yes, clearly this man requires only the highest quality dead cultists.”
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Oh Captain!~
"Thank you, weirdly-youthful-looking sheriff!"
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
The Senate
"Google, this is not the time to become sentient and plot my assassination!"
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
The Senate
"Because if you don't know the lore, you'll wonder why you're killing a blue jellyfish by shooting it with its own radioactive excrement."
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I'm interested. What did it end up looking like, if you're okay with me asking?
Edited by Emperor_Ing on Dec 4th 2018 at 10:11:18 AM
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
"I was going for a werewolf, and I ended up with something that could pass for a Terraria boss. I'd say it looks pretty good!"
"Lettuce is the packing peanuts of tacos."
"Hey, you have to admit, the Antichrist has quite the ass on him."
"I'm walking this fast, so I don't look like I am running from this Wayne Brady look-alike motherfucker."
"You were a sardine? How did you breathe?"
Oh Captain!~
"Mom's going to hate me when I come home for Christmas in this Polaroid sweater!"
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
A chub from the Grant Corporation
“Have I been sitting on scissors this whole time?”
Confirmed Bachelors: the dramedy hit of 1883!
Our Favorite Cowgirl, er, Mare
"I miss the Mike's Hard Lemonade with Deadpool on it."
I like to keep my audience riveted.
"Order for Beetlemaster."
"Bitch, you want to leak my nudes?! I will leak my nudes myself! And I promise you that i will get them out faster than you."
Attack glitter: It's pretty, but it hurts!
"Okay, how many times am I going to be walking past this room and hear you chanting 'ia, ia'?"
Said after I heard Lovecraftian chanting coming from my parents' bedroom for at least the second time this week.
Edited by KatanaCat on Dec 14th 2018 at 5:06:11 AM
Hard to explain and to express, forever just a work in progress (he/they)
The Senate
“No, I absolutely have not destroyed any civilizations recently, why do you ask?”
A friend and I were writing lore, and we got to the part about the downfall of a civilization. I offered to write that part.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
"If Nietzsche was gay, he would be a power bottom."
Edited by KeironCioran on Dec 13th 2018 at 12:11:09 PM
I've got this gem from yesterday:
"Play the freaking game, and you'll see the face he made in all its memetic glory."
And one from today:
"Give him lollipop arms!"
Edited by AgentKirin on Dec 13th 2018 at 8:02:14 AM
“Quasars make amazing toasters.”
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.