The Beta Male
"Botticelli kinda looks like a bitch, doesn't he?"
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
"Why are you all looking at me funny? It's just 200 grammes of frickin' salmon!"
Fro-ed Wonder
"When would I ever eat plastic on my toast?"
"I know where I am, I just don't know where I am in where I am." - Me
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
"According to Winnie The Pooh canon, Tiggers' 'heads are made of rubber' and their 'bottoms are made of springs.' It would be reasonable to assume that, no, they do not have bones. Also, like the rest of the main cast, he's a stuffed animal."
Canon is Serious Business with my lunch group at work. Besides, when will you ever use the phrase "According to Winnie The Pooh canon" in a normal conversation?
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
"Never doesn't have to be forever; it just has to be long enough."
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Very song lyric-y.
Smárling Lendrmaðsson
Expendable children are the best children.
edited 1st Dec '11 1:09:23 PM by sirnoob
"badass" doesn't anything in after used end fail be fine.
The Beta Male
"So, if flushing the toilet is the meaning of life, does that make toilet paper Jesus?"
This sentence is in response to something even stranger that my Drama teacher said. I love him, he's fucking insane.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Lacking elevenses
"Walruses are perfectly aerodynamic! The only hindrance to flight is a propulsion system!" A suggestion for carbon-neutral commercial flight
Preferred mode of transport: On a flight of whimsy.
'80s TV Action Hero
That'd be fucking weird. I could go, have a piss and come back yesterday.
'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
OMG NO NOSECONES
"Pvt's crappy idea for a [MLP] fanfic..."
Happiness is zero-gee with a sinus cold.
Proud Canadian
Over text:
"Mr. Long Schlong, are you trying to seduce me?"
I think she or he missed the reference.
If you don't like a single Frank Ocean song, you have no soul.
"I am a fucking awesome hooker."
I play rugby, but I'm pretty small to play front row and my skills were in doubt.
'80s TV Action Hero
'I'm going to the toilet, does anybody want anything to drink?'
The galley and the heads are both down the same corridor.
edited 1st Dec '11 6:33:19 PM by InverurieJones
'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
BOUNCING is a SIN!
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
"...And then they would have to lick her cheesy goodness off the floor."
Fantastic Weapon Generator!
Bloody Fossil
"Weeeell, as long as it's only the reader's interest... I guess it's alright."
A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line
Believe
"I feel like Ladd Russo. Thank you! Fsck you! A Large Ham has arrived!"
I got a toy rifle. When I figured out how to remove the scope, Baccano started playing in my head.
edited 2nd Dec '11 10:05:31 AM by StolenByFaeries
"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media
"Bunny walk? Dude, that's just so terrible."
The case of 'Genie', one of the modern scientific era's psychological case studies. Genie was in privation from any human contact until 13.
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
"I read that as 'Warm crack with huggles' as in 'Here. Have some nice, toasty crack. It comes with huggles.'"
In the Cuddlepile.
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
'80s TV Action Hero
You keep your hands out of my crack, you!
'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
It's Like Arguing on the Internet
"Now you can awe all your friends with your knowledge of women's monthly thing."
I was explaining to my friend the etymology of the word "menstrual".
Somehow you know that the time is right.
"those candles look like penises"
Well they DID
Doodles
Board Certified Sorcerer
"Fuckin' Stephanie Myers travelling through time"
Let God do His work, we will see to ours. Bring in the candles.
"Violence is never the answer. Unless, of course, the question is, 'What is never the answer?'"
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.