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You two fought with unspeakable ferocity, eager to sacrifice your feeble body just so that the other may live a little longer. But I am not so cruel. You shall find new purpose as a paired exhibit in my collection. Men! Prepare the stasis field!
You're sunk. Don't feel bad though. You'll work wonders on me ship as a decoration.
ew he stanky
I view humans as a foolish and strange but incredibly useful race for us...you're only the former two.
"Well, well. Somebody just got boned!"
"Ya know, Bones, we could use a pet. It can boost morale!"
"Are you seriously thinking about adopting that thing, Femur?"
Even with you three coming all at once at us you were nothing, go back to your tombs, to hide your shame
The undead should stay in their tombs, and you three have returned to them, your mistake was thinking you could defeat us!
(stares at the blue ball creature and sighs, nodding at the humanoid creature as if in empathy)
I can't grant you a wish if you don't tell me what it is you know.
Never thought a cat could cause so much trouble, My client sends her regards.
HAAAH! You look a lot bigger and tougher than you actually are. Maybe you should have learned early on never to mess with me!
...Huh? No, I’m not going to kill you. Just hold still for a moment...
THERE! Now you’re my newest monster! Get up and carry me around!
-Porky is carried off by the armored figure.-
Edited by RandomWriter413 on Feb 10th 2019 at 9:10:42 AM
Your tyranny has come to an end, you shall not harm any living being anymore
I won't let you further harm more people, the world shall now be freed of your tyranny .
"Sheathe your swords. You'll never find happiness if you keep fighting."
There's so much happiness within you. You'd release an enormous amount of energy by turning into a witch. I'll be happy to drag you to the depths of despair.
This is for all the people you've turned to despair, for all the suffering you caused and of those girls you lured to their deaths under the pretense of having good intentions.
Anyone who manipulates others emotion's for their own ends will get no sympathy from me, nor mercy. Rot in hell you wicked beast.
Huh, I finally won for once? ...I mean... of course I had no trouble beating Nintendo characters like you! Just goes to show the Gizmondo will be superior!
You know, I don’t know who you are, or what a Ninten-doh is, but for all your talk, you’re a pretty big CHUMP, mister.
I don’t even know if I want to make you into one of my monsters. You seem too chumpy!
I figure I’ll just pound you into the dirt some more. After all, anyone who’d miss a chump like you is too chumpy to hurt someone as cool as me! HAH!
Selfish, cowardly, egotistical...you're the epitome of what's wrong with the human race. I normally only have this done to girls, but I think turning you into a witch would be quite a deserved fate for you.
"Man, it seems like you can dish out some real damage. Too bad there won't be any witches anymore, not from you."
Tut-tuts as he sees the one sprawled on the floor.
I suppose your hairstyle got in your way. Just a suggestion - keep your eyes clear when fighting a Priest of the Machine God.
A priest, I've known about one, we ended up disagreeing on serving a god and he, like you, fell against me, I do hope your god is forgiving.
I don't know who this god is, but send them a message: one of their servants has fallen today!.
Pleasure doing battle with you.
Except... was it really? You guys went down in a few seconds!
Deflecting bullets doesn't work, idiot. It just melts your sword.
You could have made it at least slightly more fair. Don't you have a sword of your own?
That would just melt theirs faster. Besides, if they got to the extra stage, I thought they'd be good enough to clear it.
Okay, good point.
Not really. Most people can't do this first try.
Most people who get to the boss make it to the first spell, at least.
True. It's not like rings are hard to dodge.
You know, you three are pretty strong for a bunch of weaklings. But, I’m stronger!
What? No, I won’t be turning you into monsters. I have a lot already in this place, and I don’t need more strong chumps.
I’ll be turning you into batteries, just like I did that gap lady and her ghost friend when I got here!
Please hold still for a moment.
-Claws pop out of Porky’s latest mechanical monstrosity, and begin to pull the three into it as Porky laughs in the cockpit of it-
YOUR TANK WAS UNLOCKED.
Thank you for competing with me! Good game!
Edited by SpaceChild85 on Feb 13th 2019 at 11:16:32 AM
"my guitar's broken"
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