A friend once added an S, meaning the poor character asked for permission to 'exist' instead of 'exit'. I always like to think that their superior answered "Denied!" and then they disappeared in a puff of disappointment.
Be not afraid...
Brony? Moi? surely you jest!
I saw someone mix up "Hemophiliac" with "Necrophiliac"
He who fights bronies should see to itthat he himself does not become a brony. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, Pinkie Pie gazes Also
NOT THE BEES
The classic, masticate.
My sister used to have a thing about replacing "hypotenuse" with "hippopotamus", which led her math class to make some rather hilarious "just run with it" drawings.
defiance
Then I looked out the window and screamed… Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks.
Words cast into the uncaring void of the internet.
OMG NO NOSECONES
TEH.
Why does it keep happening to me?
Happiness is zero-gee with a sinus cold.
inb4 those Tzetze typo memes.
..Serious post now:
More of a pronunciation mistake, but sometimes, when I try to talk about musical instruments, I end up talking about fish by accident. Think about it. You'll understand.
Also, my blood type is a type-O!
I was talking about the word "bass" up there
edited 25th Feb '11 8:08:30 PM by LizardBite
Part-Time Omen of Death
There have been some great ones on Gaia Online, that I remember from when I used to frequent the site. I hung out mostly in the Community Discussion subforum.
The two that stand out the most were "How do you get gift rape?" and the girl who had made a typo in her username and was asking how she could change it to something other than "Sweat Angel".
Stupid doomed timeline...
True story: one night while a friend and I were driving about around 10pm, we passed a Hancock Fabrics.
The letters H,A, and N were burned out on the neon sign. So there, in big red letters, was the phrase "cock fabrics."
Neither of us had a phone with a camera, but man we were dying laughing at that.
There was a time when I was having difficulty spelling "typo", resulting in lots of "tyop" and "topy" and stuff like that. It doesn't get much more meta than that.
Face Time
I mistype "either" as "wither" sometimes.
"Hipsters: the most dangerous gang in the US." - Pacific Mackerel
@Dude: Me Too!.
Also:
Aliroz: And so, the World is Saved by Juan's lack of Photoshop Skills and Gendo Ikari's Pimp-Bear-Sideburns.
Me:...I'm pretty sure Gendo doesn't have a Pimp Bear.
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
Das kann doch nicht sein!
I spend a short while thinking about where the typo in "pimp" is and what word originally intended was.
Only several seconds later, I noticed that the typo is in bear(d). Despite it being juancarlos 11's current title.
edited 26th Feb '11 4:14:07 PM by Nyarly
People aren't as awful as the internet makes them out to be.
3 microphones forever
The topic was botched circumcision. I accidentally dropped an e and suddenly severe side effects became sever side effects.
edited 26th Feb '11 7:04:06 PM by shimaspawn
Reality is that, which when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. -Philip K. Dick
Sigmund would be proud of you.
Sleep deprivation is a wonerful source of humor, Zudak.
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
Indeed.
Responsible adult
@Shima: Technically not that different, is it?
More of a pronunciation thing too, but my sister has a bad habit of mispronuncing "Amythyst" as "Atheist."
"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada
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x7 LMAO Made my day ![[awesome]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/minis/award_star_gold_3.png "[awesome]"){kind=small}
edited 27th Feb '11 8:12:28 PM by NONAMEGIVEN
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death itself may die."
I'm glasses.
Oh my god Juan, I actually literally laughed out loud at that. That is beautiful.
Always, somewhere, someone is fighting for you. As long as you remember them, you are not alone.
A-HYUK!
(2:45 AM) Aerial Ace!: Snakes on a Plane was better.
(2:45 AM) Electivirus: Never seen it.
(2:45 AM) Aerial Ace!: Snapes on a Plane was amazing.
(2:45 AM) Electivirus: But Anaconda > everything.
(2:45 AM) Aerial Ace!: oh shit that was a real typo
edited 28th Feb '11 4:00:32 AM by Electivirus
360 Gamertag: Electivirus. 3DS friend code: 5412-9983-8497. PSN ID: Electivirus. PM me if you add me on any.
There can never be enough Jo Jo.
From this page:
"Early in Switched, after Starfire buggered Raven for the umpteenth time..."
All hail
A small town I used to live near had a sign near a small grassy sitting area that said (paraphrased):
"Failure to clean up dog fecies will result in a fine."
Yep, they managed to spell "feces" wrong.
So, in the U.S., randomly stripping is a signal that you want to sing the national anthem? - That Human
Like the smart kids but worse: there's a book by Bill Cosby with, according to the cover, the title Come On People
The child is father to the man —Oedipus