There's nothing he can't do with it!
♫ John Dillermand, John Dillermand
He's got the world's longest willy
there's almost nothing he can't do with it
He can swing it around, he can get a bit embarrased
he can save the whole world if he gets the chance.
John Dillermand, John Dillermand, John Dillermand♫
He's got the world's longest willy
there's almost nothing he can't do with it
He can swing it around, he can get a bit embarrased
he can save the whole world if he gets the chance.
John Dillermand, John Dillermand, John Dillermand♫
John Dillermandnote is a Danish children's Stop Motion series about a man with a large penis. Wait. WHAT?
No, seriously. Debuting in 2021, the cartoon is about John, a middle-aged man in a red-and-white striped bathing suit, who can use his prehensile 'diller' as a tool, such as to tame lions or to fly like a helicopter. However, said 'diller' has a mind of its own and often gets him in trouble.
Tropes associated with this cartoon:
- Absurdly Youthful Mother: Absurdly youthful great-grandmother. Even though John is a middle-aged man at an age where most people would have lost their grandparents, his great-grandmother is still alive and is even fit enough to live on her own and function as a Parental Substitute for him.
- Denser and Wackier: The second season episodes are much more surreal in comparison to the first, which largely consisted of Slice of Life plots with John's diller being the only fantastical element.
- Gag Penis: The show is all about the absurd capabilities of John's member and the hilarious pickles it gets him into.
- Magic Pants: John's bathing suit is extremely stretchy so it covers his diller no matter how long it extends.
- Male Frontal Nudity: Surprisingly, the show technically manages to avert this trope. John's bathing suit is so stretchy that his diller is always contained in it; as such, the viewers just see an extremely long, tail-like extension of the bathing suit rather than an actual penis.
- Manchild: John acts very childish despite being a fully grown man, and is often found pulling pranks on the neighbors with his diller.
- Old-Timey Bathing Suit: John wears a red-and-white bathing suit all the time. It's stretchy enough to cover his penis no matter how long it gets.
- Shave And A Haircut: The song's theme tune ends with a whistled variation of this.
- Super Sex Organs: John's 'diller' can stretch itself into near infinity, it's prehensile, it has extreme lifting strength, and it has a mind of its own.
