Pokémon but With Animals Instead is a web animation parody of Pokémon, created by The HamWallet. It features plenty of violence, swearing and lampshade hangings on everything strange about the Pokémon universe.
- Ambiguously Brown: BrockBrock: That's racist!Ash: It's not racist; I don't even know what race you are.
- They finally decide Brock is black.
- Battle Theme Music: Brock has it on a stereo in Episode 2
- Cloudcuckoolander: Brock, he thinks rocks are animals.
- Comedic Sociopathy: If there is a living thing on screen, expect Ash to kill it.
- Eccentric Mentor: Prof. Oak has dementia."Whoop, just pooed."
- Eyes Always Shut: Brock, of course."Why the fuck don't I have eyes?!"
- Goddamned Bats: Lampshaded in-universe in Episode 2.Ash: (walking through grass) Nice...and slow... [Fight Woosh Happens] AW GODDAMMIT!Later...Ash: Careful, careful...[Fight Woosh] AW FOR FUCK'S SAKE!Then it shows Ash and Brock with a ton of dead gophers behind them.
- Hollywood Evolution:
Yeah, figure that one out Darwin... You Beardy Bastard.
- Dog evolves into... Monkey.
"Tax return!"Looks like you win this round, Darwin... You Bird Watching, Bushy Eyebrowed Fuck.
- Monkey then evolves into... Steve from Accounting!
- Jerkass: Ash, what with his dicking around with Gary and Oak.Ash: Saw your sister earlier, she give me a map.Gary: So?Ash: Smell my fingers.Gary: Aw, you're a dick!Ash: *Troll face*
- Talking Animal: Meowth, though he's mentally retarded, so what he says makes no sense.