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Thanks Libre! - JK Benbot

    The entire lyrics to the Muppets Party Cruise Rap (courtesy of JankyKong)  

As I stroll along the deck looking for the buffet

I check out my score upon the display

I need a Hypno-Disc and some Cruise Credits too

One more Party Favor will put me into the lead!


But the next game is really tough

I'm not too good at Too Cool

But it may be enough

To put me over the edge, my opponent's seasick

So I take a deep breath and give the buttons a click


One Door's red and the other's Blue

When you play the Muppet's Party Cruise

It's all about the games you choose

When you play the Muppet's Party Cruise

One Door's red and the other's Blue

When you play the Muppet's Party Cruise

It's all about the games you choose

When you play the Muppet's Party Cruise


Now Piggy's in the lead, Pepe standing tall

Blasting at the molecules, dropping all the gumballs

I think I'm in trouble cause the score's looking grim

I'd better find a yellow door and get really good spin


Look my flippers are stiff, look at the sweat on my lip

Look I don't need all this pressure on my vacation trip!

But there's only one winner, just one way to succeed

So keep me off the danger squares and roll that nine that I need!


One Door's red and the other's Blue

When you play the Muppet's Party Cruise

It's all about the games you choose

When you play the Muppet's Party Cruise


Okay just the claps

  • Claps*

That's Good, I like it

  • Claps


One Door's red and the other's Blue

When you play the Muppet's Party Cruise

It's all about the games you choose

When you play the Muppet's Party Cruise


We're all in one great big canoe!

It's a giant Muppet's Party Cruise!

It's a lot like being in a Zoo

When you play the Muppet's Party Cruise!


They stroll the deck in ones and twos

Sailin' on the Muppet's Party Cruise!

It's been getting rave reviews

This groovy Muppet's Party Cruise!

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