(This page is best read in the voice of Yoichi Masukawa or Brian Donovan.)
Greetings out there! I am the Handsome Devil of the Hidden Leaf Village!
You may call me Rock Lee of the Lee Clan.
My desire to be a splendid shinobi was, shall we say, hampered, by the fact that I do not have ninjutsu nor genjutsu. It was not until I began training under Might Guy-Sensei that I became skilled in taijutsu.
As a member of Guy sensei’s Team Guy, I participated in the Chunnin Exams where I faced Gaara from the Sand Village.
I was severely injured, but I recovered after weeks and weeks.
I have made many friends, including Naruto Uzumaki and Sakura Haruno, whom I was extremely attracted to.
To make a long story short, I ended up marrying another woman with whom I have a son named Metal Lee.
Tropes about me include:
- Badass Normal: I might not be able to use ninjutsu, but it does not stop me from being able to keep up the fight!
- Bare-Fisted Monk: In this, I am like Bruce Lee, to whom I am compared to in many aspects.
- Big Ol' Eyebrows: Naruto does refer to me as Centipede Brows or Bushy Brows because of my thick eyebrows.
- Bruce Lee Clone: Of course I am.
- Can't Hold His Liquor: When I taste anything even remotely alcoholic, I become a Drunken Master.
- Dogged Nice Guy: It is one of my best traits, I assure you.
- Drunken Master: I become this when I drink alcohol, as I have stated above.
- Generation Xerox: My son Metal Lee shares my hairstyle as well as my desire to train hard to be a splendid shinobi.
- Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny: I recall eating an order at this chef's restaurant when I said his curry was not spicy at all. He got mad at me for that and tried to kill me! And somehow? He managed to kill me! What a horrible way to treat your customers chef! Especially when they are only making a critique!