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Hurk: Oh, shit! Oh, no, no, no! I lost Coco, man! You made me lose Coco!
Jason Brody: Who?
Hurk: Coco! Macaque monkey? About yay big? Wears a vest with about a pound of C4 strapped to him.
Jason: You strapped C4 to a monkey?!
Hurk: Navy did it with dolphins. Russians did it with dogs back in WWII... though they fucked up. Didn't have German panzers to train them on. They taught the first batch to run under their own tanks... That's funny, huh?
Jason: So you did that to a monkey?
Hurk: Oh, well... I was hoping Coco could do my dirty work, but, uh...that was a bust, huh? Guess I have to defuse this.
Jason: The explosives?
Hurk: No, defuse Coco. If he blows up around them other monkeys, it'll scar them little dudes. Fire in the hole! (detonates the C4, then ducks behind a boulder as it goes off) Vaya con dios, little buddy. No! Wait... there he is. Oh, man... he must've taken that vest off. That is awesome!

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