Season 1
Kimmy: I'm not gonna give up, and neither are you!
Titus: I'm trying to protect you!
Kimmy: Protect me from what?The worst thing that ever happened to me happened in my own frontyard. Life beats you up, Titus, doesn't matter if you've been kidnapped by a cult or if you've been rejected over and over in an audition.
Titus: Some of which you paid to attend.
Kimmy: You can either curl up in a ball and die like we made Cynee do that time, or you can stand up and say: "We're different! We are the strong ones! And you can't break us!"
Titus: I'm trying to protect you!
Kimmy: Protect me from what?The worst thing that ever happened to me happened in my own frontyard. Life beats you up, Titus, doesn't matter if you've been kidnapped by a cult or if you've been rejected over and over in an audition.
Titus: Some of which you paid to attend.
Kimmy: You can either curl up in a ball and die like we made Cynee do that time, or you can stand up and say: "We're different! We are the strong ones! And you can't break us!"
—'Kimmy Goes Outside!
Season 2
Season 3
Season 4
Let me explain something, you flip-flop-to-church toddler, women are human beings! And they deserve your respect! If you hear a little voice in your head saying that you are more important because you can pee standing up and drive a car in Saudi Arabia, DON'T BELIEVE IT!
Jacquelyn White, "Kimmy Meets An Old Friend"
Kimmy: No, There's no point. I've been through a lot of terrible stuff that I wish had never happened. But I still have to believe that this is where I'm meant to be, because if I didn't I'd go crazy.
Kimmy schmidt, "Sliding Van Doors"
