- "What a mysterious game"— Matt“This is a character action game where you play as a black dude who used to be a fireman and you get ancient fuckin' Mayan shit attached to you and you're fighting a Chinese guy in an industrial wasteland, and you get a scythe in South America. And your mask talks to you.”— Matt summarizing Marlow Briggs and the Mask of Death"Fuck you, Dog Eyes!"— Liam 2013“Marlow Briggs confuses his way into your heart for Smash.”— Matt 2013"Games that should not exist but I’m happy they do..."— Woolie 2013“Let the rage of Africa drive your blade ”— Woolie 2013"You'll never kill me, Son of Nigeria!"— Matt 2013"You can hurt anything as long as you’re angry enough"— Matt 2013"I don’t think I’ve ever truly gone balls to the wall."— Matt 2013"Oh, I'm gonna suck that dick!"— Pat Boivin, 2015"See ya later, Fuckers!"— Matt“That bat has Rules of Nature written on it.”— Woolie 2017“Jesus?”“Are you here? It's me,Mae. I don't believe in you.”— Matt and Woolie 2017"Make sure that my gravestone has the words “OK” on it."— Woolie 2017— Woolie 2017"If you’re so important and smart, how come you’re DEAD?"— Matt 2017"I lost my hand in an argument over what color the Gamecube was.”— Pat 2017"The world can’t forget you if you don’t get up."— Woolie 2017"See kids, if you didn’t know, if you drink more you’ll get cooler each time. It’s like a level."— Matt 2017"Yeah, they do a lot of wrestling. I accidentally went in there and got DDT’d once."— Pat 2017“He'll shake everybody down. He'll shake everyone you love.”— Matt on Mr. Shakedown“There's two things that bond two friends to life as brothers, and that's beating other men up and watching porn together.”— Matt 2017"SNEKS HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!?"— Matt 2017"If Pat were a toy he'd be a rubiks cube, a square that wants colors to stay on their own side."— Woolie 2017"The pedophilia stuff has always just been a bonus."— Woolie, 2017
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