I only smoke cigarettes after making love. So back in England I'm a 20-a-day man.
— Captain Edmund Blackadder, Blackadder Goes Forth, "General Hospital"
If you smoke after sex, it probably means you're doing it too fast
— Bumper sticker
"I just acted so heterosexual that I needed something phallic in my mouth to even things out."
— Stan Smith, American Dad!, "Poltergasm"
"Why is it such a cliché to smoke a cigarette after love-making?" Hera asked.
"I suppose for those of us who enjoy smoking, it adds punctuation to the statement," Bond said.
"Make it an exclamation mark, then," she said.
"I suppose for those of us who enjoy smoking, it adds punctuation to the statement," Bond said.
"Make it an exclamation mark, then," she said.
"Here's what I never understood: smoking after sex. What kind of message are you sending to your lover smoking after sex? How does that work? You make wild, passionate love for a couple hours. You roll off of each other. She lights up a cigarette. You look at her right in the eyes and say, 'Hey, baby. How was it for you?'. She says, 'Oh, it was great. In fact, it was so good, I... I think I'm slowly gonna kill myself...'"
— Comedian Harland Williams
Vanessa: Do you smoke after sex?
Austin: I don't know, I never looked.
Austin: I don't know, I never looked.
