Quotes / Robe and Wizard Hat

'Wizard'? Are you kidding me? Wizards do parlor tricks. I throttle the heavens!

— Sarda, 8-Bit Theater

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...

— Bash.Org, Quote #104383

"You really outta dress the part if you're a wizard."

— Gilgamesh, on Golbez, a Tin Tyrant, in Dissidia 012 Duodecim

"MIND YOUR MANNERS, son! I've got a TALL, POINTY HAT!"

— Elrod of Melvinbone, Cerebus the Aardvark

"If you could really perform powerful magic spells and create like gold or some shit with the flick of a finger, would you really go around wearing a dumb-ass hat like that? I doubt it."

— Mike Matei praising Knights of the Round for averting this trope, "Top 10 Obscure SNES Gems"

Bucky: There are no wizards!
Sam: Doctor Strange.
Bucky: Is a sorcerer.
Sam: Ah-ha-ha! A sorcerer is a wizard without a hat!
(Bucky pauses to consider)

— The Falcon and the Winter Soldier

"I don't know why [Dumbledore] went from dressing like a normal human being to dressing like... well, a wizard. I guess he just got old and wanted to wear pyjamas to work. To be honest I can relate to that."

— The Cosmonaut Variety Hour, "The Crimes of Grindelwald: Ruining a Franchise"

"A good witch always has to have her hat."

— Camila, The Owl House

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