- Amethyst: I'M SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR RANTS ABOUT YOUR 'PERFECT PLAN'! SO WHAT IF YOU HAVE A BRILLANT PLAN? YOU ARE A SAD, PATHETIC MAN THAT HAS NO REAL LIFE! SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHUT THE HELL UP SO I CAN KICK YOUR SORRY ASS FOR BEING A LOUSY FATHER AND ARCEUS KNOWS WHAT OTHER HORRIBLE THINGS YOU'VE DONE!Alex: You are way too reckless.Ashley: I call it bravery.Alex: I call it idiocy.Copper: There's a difference between wisdom and intelligence.(Petrel had just did a tirade)Everyone: ...Petrel: What do you have to say now, hmm, children?Cobalt: I think...you need to get laid.Amethyst: LEVEL 105?! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?The Resistance: ...Citrine: What level is Lightning usually?Jade: One hundred.Tanzy: WHAT ABOUT HIS OTHER POKEMON?Jade: The same.Cobalt: Petrel's screwed.Sora: Thank you, Captain Obvious.Cobalt: You're welcome, Lieutenant Sarcasm.Bronze: Kyle, how could you?! You're just leading her on, aren't you?!Kyle: *smirks* Why are you so upset? Lizzie's cute, nice, sweet, a-Bronze: ARE YOU CRAZY? She's nothing like that!Kyle: Is widdle Bronzey jealous?Bronze: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT CRAZY IDEA? DON'T call me Bronzey!Kyle: *deadpan* It's written all over your face.Alex: *smacks Kyle on the head* Don't steal my line.Lewis: Where the hell were you guys?Maria: We probably would have gotten here faster if somebody hadn't got us lost. *looks pointedly at Ashley*Ashley: Like it's my fault that I inherited Dad's sense of direction!Nyx: *chuckles* And who are you, little boy?Lewis: My name is Lewis Liam Oak-Ketchum and you kidnapped my cousins. Now you are going to get your ass kicked.Nyx: *amused* What makes you say that?Lewis: THIS! *punches him with Aura* THAT'S FOR KIDNAPPING MY COUSINS! *knees him in the groin* AND THIS IS FOR BEING AN ASS! *roundhouse kicks him in the ribs* But, this... IS JUST FOR EMPHASIS!Kyle: Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're telling me that Drake got a steady girlfriend before me?Drake: *deadpan* Are you going to die from shock now?Ashley: *tackles Jay to the ground, kissing him* You bloody idiot. WHY DID YOU DO THAT?Everyone: O.oJay: Er...Ashley: Let me get things straight. I love you, Jay, alright? What about you, cabbagehead?Jay: *moments later* ...I love you.Ashley: Do you want to go out?Lizzie: WAAAAIT A MINUTE! Jay's supposed to ask you out! NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND!Alex: *deadpan* Just because Ashley made the first move, doesn't mean the universe is gonna collapse.Cobalt: "I CAN'T TELL HER THAT I LIKE HER! She'll gut me or worse!"Kyle: Aha! So you admit that you have a crush on Alex!Cobalt: I always thought she was kinda cute- wait! WHY AM I TELLING YOU THIS?Kyle: For crying out loud, just tell her!Cobalt: I can't! It's rule number one! You never tell a girl that you like her. It makes you sound like an idiot.Kyle: *deadpan* What about the other times you've acted like a fool around her?Opal: "That's stupid. Well, duh! Merc's only brother had just died! The others are being stupid about it!"Bronze: "Er, right. Are you sure that we have a brother named Pyrite? Because there's a guy named Pyrite in the Resistance and he's-"Opal: "-exactly like Dad?"Bronze: *groans* "I already have to deal with one sibling that's like Dad. I don't need another!"Opal: "Heh, well considering that Mom and Dad have s- Ow!" *glares*Bronze: "I hate our dad."Opal: "Aw, Bronze, you really need to get-"Bronze: "Don't say another word!"Opal: *smirks* "I was going to say get a girlfriend. What were you thinking I was gonna say, huh, Big Bro?"Opal: "Oooh, Jade and Auburn are sharing a tent, alone?"Auburn: "Opal, we're just friends."Opal: "You never know what your hormones will tell you."Bronze: "Oh, dear Arceus..."Auburn: "W-WHAT?"Jade: *blushes*Bronze: "Please forgive my sister."Em: "Besides, Jade and Auburn are our leaders. It's only logical that they share a tent in case of an emergency."Opal: "But you're a leader, too."Bronze: "And you're done."Opal: "H-Hey! Not cool, Big Bro!"Jet: "Bronze, control your bloody hyperactive sister."Bronze: "Trust me, I knew how, I would have shut her up years ago."Citrine: "Opal, was Jazz sent back?"Opal: "Uh, yeah. I guess Celebi separated us for some reason... Along with the son of Pearl's younger brother. What was his name again?" *pauses* "Tom? No... Timmy?"Kyle: "Tony, Tony Jun. Man, your memory is abysmal as ever, cuz."Alex: "What. Did. You. Say?" *starts to hyperventilate*Ronnie: "Alex, what's w-"Alex: "JUN? You're telling me that Jun is here?"Jonah: "Anybody wanna explain what's going on?"Drake: *snickers* "We've met him before. Tony happens to have a little crush on Alex and Alex isn't exactly fond of him."Kyle: "So how far have you two gone? Did you have sex with her yet?"Drake: *spit take* "W-WHAT? We're only sixteen, you moron!"Kyle: *smirks* "Your mom was only nineteen when your dad knocked her up, if I recall correctly."Drake: "SHUT UP, KYLE!"Kyle: "So have you?"Drake: "No, we haven't, you moron!"Alex: "What the hell is going on? Drake, why is your face so red?"Kyle: "I just asked how far Drake and Maria has went. I was just looking after my friend."Alex: "Uh huh. Suuuure. And the real reason?"Drake: "He asked if Maria and I had s-s-sex!"Alex: *smacks Kyle* "Perv. That's disgusting," she said in a flat tone.Drake: "Oh dear Arceus, the image is burned into my mind! Argh, I hate you, Kyle!"Kyle: "Blame your hormones, not me."Alex: "Drake, shut up, you're making a scene."Drake: "I have been traumatized and you're worried about that?"Alex: "NOW!"Jasper: *deadpan* And this is the part where you run off, screaming like a little girl in a horror movie.
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