- Just Pyrite and his antics.Pyrite: *snickers* "How shall I put this? Are you so uptight because you haven't been laid yet?"Drake: O.oAlex: "ARE YOU NUTS?! AND NO, I HAVEN'T, YOU PERV!"
Ashley: "OH MY ARCEUS, YOU'RE SUCH A PERVERT! KEEP YOUR SICK FANTASIES TO YOURSELF!"
- Bronze's glorious reaction to walking in on Lizzie.
- Most of Ashley and Alex's interactions are this or Heartwarming Moments.
- Anything that shows Beryllium's lack of education.
- Beryllium not understanding why Gemma freaked out when he called her his girlfriend.
- Jade and Auburn's reactions to a reporter asking her if she was pregnant with Auburn's child.
- Drake's reaction to Kyle asking him if he and Maria had already consummated their relationship.
- Also Alex's nonchalance during the scene.
- Bronze's reaction to walking in on Pyrite and Lena.... repeatedly.
- Jasper figuring out that Auburn and Jade already had sex.
- Jasper's reaction to why Auburn had broke up with Jade in the first place.
- Jasper's nonchalance when he's trying to drag Citrine away.
- The Gammas' reaction to: "It's a long story".Ashley: It's a long story.Alex: Ugh. Do not use that phrase.
- Cobalt teasing Jet to no end about Citrine.
- Jax calling Riley "Miss Riley".
- The Dex Holders/anime characters' reactions to their grandchildren.
- Paul and Dawn's reaction in finding out that Cobalt and Alex's twins were born out of wedlock.
- Jasper's remarks after Cobalt kissed Alex, causing her to react violently.
- Anything that Cobalt says to rile Alex up.
- The revelation of Dazzle's first name.
Dazzle: I told Jax to gave them my middle name! Dammit, she did this on purpose, didn't she?
- It's Marion.
- Just about any comments that Jasper makes toward the many relationships in the story.
- Bronze's reaction to Kyle and Lizzie dating.
- He found them making out in a closet.
- Bronze's inner monologue about needing more sane friends.
- Lizzie's rant about Twilight.Rory: Um... I've read Twilight a few t-
Lizzie: TWILIGHT?!That garbage?! Oh my Arceus... Don't get me started on that sad excuse of a book! The characters are flat, the two main characters are totally obsessed with each other, and-"
- Auburn freaking at the mention of him having kids with Jade.
Funny / Overcoming The Clashing Tides