Who am I gonna call? [scrolling through contacts in phone] Bill Murray? Eh, too aloof. Probably won't pick up. Ernie Hudson? [cringes slightly] I would, but I don't think he's forgiven me for farting in the pudding at his bar mitzvah. Harold Ramis? [tugs on collar nervously] Definitely not gonna pick up. And that only leaves Dan Aykroyd... No, I-I-I can't call Dan! I can't! There's gotta be some other Ghostbusters I can call, right?! [eyes bug out in horrific realization] On second thought, Dan'll do.
— JonTron has ghost problems, "Dan Aykroyd's Crystal Skull Vodka"