If this man hadn't seen him and dragged him away, Lu Da would never have shaved off his hair and beard, changed the name which identified him as a murderer, and wrecked the idols in the temple.
And as a result: His Buddhist staff smashed open a dangerous road; his monk's knife slaughtered unjust men.
Who, after all, was the person who grabbed Lu Da? Read our next chapter if you would know.
And as a result: His Buddhist staff smashed open a dangerous road; his monk's knife slaughtered unjust men.
Who, after all, was the person who grabbed Lu Da? Read our next chapter if you would know.
—Water Margin, chapter 3, Sidney Shapiro translation
CUE VOICE OF MAJEL BARRETT: "Next week on Star Trek: Voq Je Bang..."
CUE DRAMATIC MUSIC.
"Captain's log. I've just drunk my eleven millionth cup of coffee..."
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"I don't care how perfect you THINK you are Seven," said B'Elanna angrily. "It's impossible for us to have perfectly-timed simultaneous orgasms!"
CUT TO:
Despite being in total vacuum the shuttle exploded with a thunderous roar.
CUT TO:
"It is a weapon more powerful than anything previously encountered," said Tuvok, reaching into his pants.
CUT TO:
"There's nothing more I can do," said the Doctor grimly. "The alien virus is gradually replacing the DNA in Commander Chakotay's face with wood fibre."
CUT TO:
Slinging B'Elanna's unconscious body over her shoulder, Seven climbed the ladder to the next level to escape the slowly rising flood of technobabble.
CUT TO:
"Pleased to meet you!" Harry said, grabbing the alien's appendage and shaking it enthusiastically. "I'm Ensign Kim of the United Federation of Pla__"
"Get your hands off my penis, human!"
CUE DRAMATIC MUSIC.
"Captain's log. I've just drunk my eleven millionth cup of coffee..."
CUT TO:
"I don't care how perfect you THINK you are Seven," said B'Elanna angrily. "It's impossible for us to have perfectly-timed simultaneous orgasms!"
CUT TO:
Despite being in total vacuum the shuttle exploded with a thunderous roar.
CUT TO:
"It is a weapon more powerful than anything previously encountered," said Tuvok, reaching into his pants.
CUT TO:
"There's nothing more I can do," said the Doctor grimly. "The alien virus is gradually replacing the DNA in Commander Chakotay's face with wood fibre."
CUT TO:
Slinging B'Elanna's unconscious body over her shoulder, Seven climbed the ladder to the next level to escape the slowly rising flood of technobabble.
CUT TO:
"Pleased to meet you!" Harry said, grabbing the alien's appendage and shaking it enthusiastically. "I'm Ensign Kim of the United Federation of Pla__"
"Get your hands off my penis, human!"
— No Ordinary Spoof, a Star Trek: Voyager Slash Fic parody
