Quotes / Let's Mock the Monsters

Jark: I WILL DESTROY YOU! And I WILL take over the planet!
MTM: Did your mummy tell you that?

— Calvin & Hobbes: The Series, "Attack of the Monsters"

And then it happened! A scream of static howled through the bristling nerve center. From every screen, visiplate and video wall glared the same implacable image. Finally their foe was revealed — the mysterious menace who had struck fear into the hearts of helpless women! Terrible indeed was the reaction to this invader from another world. Everyone writhed in a horrible convulsion, clutching their sides as if wracked by infinite agonies!
"Stop!" hissed the alien in an asthmatic wheeze. "I command you Earthlings to stop! I am not funny, do you hear me? I AM NOT FUNNY!"

— Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space

The Doctor: You really can't go on calling yourself Morbius. There's very little of Morbius left. Why don't you think of another name? Potpourri would be appropriate.
Sarah: How about Chop Suey?
Morbius: What?!
The Doctor: Chop Suey, the Galactic Emperor.
Morbius: You will be the first to die!

— Doctor Who, "The Brain of Morbius"

Bud: ... Goops will regret facing me in battle.
Zoe: ...Goo...Goops...?
Bud: Undine made her sound kinda goopy, right? If she wants to be scary, we might as well give her a dumb name.

— Sleepless Domain

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