Quotes / Kim Possible

• From the Season 2 episode "Two to Tutor".
  Ron: Hey, not too shabby, KP! I'm seeing major improvement.
  Kim: No big. I've got a great tutor.

  Señor Senior Senior: And now, my son, we will return home and polish our evil laughs together.

• From the Season 2 episode "The Ron Factor".
  Ron: Correction, Dr D, the Kim Factor with just a little splash of Ron.
  Kim: Oh, Ron, that's so sweet.

• From the Season 2 episode "Go Team Go".
  Drakken: Shego, as long as you're going to live under my roof, you'll follow my rules. And rule number one: no secrets. Whatever is going on...
  [Shego lights up her plasma]
  Drakken: ...is obviously a private matter. [Retreats behind door] Later, gators. You know, I do think of us as a kind of evil family, and families stick together. So if you need me...
  [plasma blast hits door]
  Drakken: I'll be there for you.

• From the Season 3 episode "Rappin' Drakken":
  Drakken: You're too late, Kim Possible! For while Shego keeps you busy I shall launch my Hypertronic Devastator Drone!
  Kim: Wait, no countdown?
  Shego: No. No, he's actually learning.
  Drakken: During the time it takes the computer voice to count backwards from ten, you always manage to defeat me. Not anymore!

  (Kim discovers a bottle of Drakken's brainwashing shampoo in a former Jerkass's dressing room)
  Kim: Ha! I knew he was acting too nice.
  Shego: Oh, don't worry Kimmie... I'm still nasty.

• From the Season 4 episode "Ill-Suited".
  Kim: You do me proud Ron Stoppable, by just being you.

• From the Season 4 episode "Big Bother".
  Kim: So Yori, are you really ok with Ron being off the market?
  Yori: Off the… market?
  Kim: You know… mine?
  Yori: I believe Stoppable-san is your destiny Kim Possible, like change we must always welcome destiny.
  Kim: Yori, you sort of kinda rock.
  Yori: Domo.

• From the Season 4 episode "Odds Man In".
  Ron: Look KP, I just want to keep you safe, because if you got hurt, it’s too big a loss to compute..
  Kim: That’s the most weirdly romantic thing you’ve ever said to me.

• From the Season 4 episode "Mad Dogs And Aliens".
  Kim: I think someone owes me a diversion, of the dating kind.
  Ron: Nacos and movie?
  Kim: Sounds out of this world.

• From the Season 4 episode "Mentor of Our Discontent".
  Ron: Ok, I have no idea what just happened. But I am clearly not cut out to help people make life choices.
  Kim: Oh, I wouldn't be so sure. You helped me choose...you.
  Ron: Ok, that time I was a genius.

• From the Season 4 episode "Graduation, Part 2".
  Ron: I'm talking about graduation and, uh,... and us, and what comes after. This whole thing has shown me that... I can't live without you.
  Kim: Ron, please, get a grip. Nothing is going to come between us!