Quotes / John "Bradshaw" Layfield

He may march to the beat of his own drum, but The Authority owns the band!
— On Randy Orton

This is a 13-time world champion— the brain doesn't rust!
— On Triple H at WrestleMania XXX

JBL: I think at some point, Daniel Bryan needs to show some sense and call this thing off.
Michael Cole: You don't really think he's gonna do that, do you?
JBL: I don't think he has any sense.

You can paint yourself green— that doesn't make ya a frog any more than wearin' shoulder pads and spikes and paintin' your face makes you a legendary tag team! You have the audacity to come out here in front of these legends who changed the business?! I had a feelin' this might happen, so I happened to make a little phone call to a legend I know very well. [removes suit jacket to reveal an APA shirt as their old entrance music plays, followed by Ron Simmons coming down the ramp]
— To The Ascension on Monday Night Raw

Josh Mathews: Of course, Orton was the sole survivor of JBL's Survivor Series team.
JBL: I'm about to be the sole survivor of this commentary booth if you bring that up again.

Who were his parents? Mr. and Mrs. Man?
— On The Boogeyman

You can knock me on my ass but I will be back, and that makes you people mad 'cause despite everything I will come back and I will be successful. It is what I have done my whole life, and that is why you people hate me. I was raised by a man who had a backbone. So do I. I came into this world alone. I will leave alone. I don't need a damn soul with me. Come Hell, come high water. Take your best shot, America. John Bradshaw Layfield is right here and I won't back up from anybody.

Cole: If The Miz beat The Undertaker tonight, it'd be a great upset.
JBL: The Miz being in the ring is already a great upset.

MVP is half man, half amazing, and half tag team champion! He's the only man who's three halves!

That's not Sting, that's a picture of Sting!