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-->You can paint yourself green-- that doesn't make ya a frog any more than wearin' shoulder pads and spikes and paintin' your face makes you a legendary tag team! You have the ''audacity'' to come out here in front of [[Wrestling/NewWorldOrder these legends]] who changed the business?! I had a feelin' this might happen, so I happened to make a little phone call to a legend I know very well. ''[removes suit jacket to reveal an APA shirt as their old entrance music plays, followed by Ron Simmons coming down the ramp]''\\

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-->You can paint yourself green-- that doesn't make ya a frog any more than wearin' shoulder pads and spikes and paintin' your face makes you a legendary tag team! You have the ''audacity'' to come out here in front of [[Wrestling/NewWorldOrder these legends]] who changed the business?! I had a feelin' this might happen, so I happened to make a little phone call to a legend I know very well. ''[removes suit jacket to reveal an APA [[Wrestling/TheAPA APA]] shirt as their old entrance music plays, followed by Ron Simmons coming down the ramp]''\\
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--> That's not Wrestling/Sting, that's a picture of Sting!

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--> That's not Wrestling/Sting, Sting, that's a picture ''picture'' of Sting!
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-->[[Wrestling/MontelVontaviousPorter MVP]] is half man, half amazing, and half tag team champion! He's the only man who's three halves!

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-->[[Wrestling/MontelVontaviousPorter MVP]] is half man, half amazing, and half tag team champion! He's the only man who's three halves!halves!

--> That's not Wrestling/Sting, that's a picture of Sting!
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-->He may march to the beat of his own drum, but Wrestling/TheAuthority owns the band!\\
-- On Wrestling/RandyOrton
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-->This is a 13-time world champion-- the brain doesn't rust!\\
-- On Triple H at ''[=WrestleMania=] XXX''

-->'''JBL:''' I think at some point, Daniel Bryan needs to show some sense and call this thing off.\\
'''Michael Cole:''' You don't really think he's gonna do that, do you?\\
'''JBL:''' I don't think he has any sense.

-->You can paint yourself green-- that doesn't make ya a frog any more than wearin' shoulder pads and spikes and paintin' your face makes you a legendary tag team! You have the ''audacity'' to come out here in front of [[Wrestling/NewWorldOrder these legends]] who changed the business?! I had a feelin' this might happen, so I happened to make a little phone call to a legend I know very well. ''[removes suit jacket to reveal an APA shirt as their old entrance music plays, followed by Ron Simmons coming down the ramp]''\\
-- To The Ascension on ''Monday Night Raw''

-->'''Josh Mathews:''' Of course, [[Wrestling/RandyOrton Orton]] was the sole survivor of JBL's Survivor Series team.\\
'''JBL:''' I'm about to be the sole survivor of this commentary booth if you bring that up again.

-->Who were his parents? Mr. and Mrs. Man?\\
-- On [[Wrestling/{{Boogeyman}} The Boogeyman]]

-->You can knock me on my ass but I will be back, and that makes you people mad 'cause despite everything I will come back and I will be successful. It is what I have done my whole life, and that is why you people hate me. I was raised by a man who had a backbone. So do I. I came into this world alone. I will leave alone. I don't need a damn soul with me. Come Hell, come high water. Take your best shot, America. John Bradshaw Layfield is right here and I won't back up from anybody.

-->'''Cole:''' If The Miz beat The Undertaker tonight, it'd be a great upset.\\
'''JBL:''' The Miz being in the ring is already a great upset.

-->[[Wrestling/MontelVontaviousPorter MVP]] is half man, half amazing, and half tag team champion! He's the only man who's three halves!

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