Quotes / I Will Show You X!

Aladdin: If I were as rich as you, I could afford some manners.
Achmed: I'll teach YOU some manners!

— Aladdin

Maurice: I just needed a place to stay.
Beast: I'll give you a place to stay!

— Beauty and the Beast

Connie: Where's Mr. Fiddler?
William: Oh, he's still up in his room. He's just sent down for some more coffee.
Connie: Hm, I'll give him coffee!
William: Oh, good. Save me a trip.

— Carry On Girls

"You want a show? I'll give you a show!"

— Nerissa, Enchanted

"I'll show them the meaning of apathy. Or not."

— Vex the Gloomist, League of Legends

Mr. Starkey: No... splash, Captain.
Captain Hook: So, you want a splash, Mr. Starkey? I'll give you a splash!

— Peter Pan

Maya Fey: It's a cinch for the new-and-improved Mystic Maya Fey, Ace Spirit Medium!
Phoenix Wright: That's strange. You seem like the same old childish Maya to me.
Maya: Grr...! I'll show you childish, Nick!

— Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney – Spirit of Justice, Case 6-5: "Turnabout Revolution"

"'Naked'! I'll give 'im 'naked'!"

— Beryl, Please Turn Over

Winston Zeddemore: That wasn't funny, Peter.
Fake Peter Venkman: It was!
Winston: I'll show you funny!

— The Real Ghostbusters, "Ghostworld"

SpongeBob SquarePants: Uhh, whatcha doing?
Patrick Star: Just studying this amazing subspecies.
Sheldon J. Plankton: I'll show you subspecies!

— SpongeBob SquarePants, "Patrick SmartPants"

Firepaw: You still stalk like a lopsided badger!
Graypaw: I'll show you lopsided!

— Warrior Cats, "Into the Wild"

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