That's how sex works, right? The woman moans and shakes horizontally while the guy plays Bejeweled.
Love is strong? Love is passionate? Love is apparently Candy Crush.
This is the creepiest game ever… if this was real life, you're walking down the street, you tellin' a girl "Hey, I'ma get condoms for our date later, and that girl that just walked out, my phone started tracking her as soon as I got in here.", then Whoop Whoop That's the sound of the police.
