"Baby I got sick this morning
A sea was storming inside of me
Baby I think I'm capsizing
The waves are rising and rising
And when I get that feeling
I want Sexual Healing"
A sea was storming inside of me
Baby I think I'm capsizing
The waves are rising and rising
And when I get that feeling
I want Sexual Healing"
— Marvin Gaye, "Sexual Healing"
"I see the good doctor has cleared you. Notes you have 'exceptional stamina'."
— M on Dr. Molly Warmflash, The World Is Not Enough.
"A doctor walks down a corridor. She's a lady doctor, and pretty obviously hotter than any doctor you've ever had in your life. But, look at her! She's got big glasses! And her hair is in a tightly braided ponytail! She can't be hot!"
"Hello Nurse!"
— Yakko and/or Wakko, Animaniacs.
The younger ones have a popular mythology all of their own. These young, pretty Shallyans are popular characters in ribald jokes and scurrilous chapbooks. The cult generally tolerates this, because the priestess is always portrayed positively, but all Shallyans are aware of, and quick to spot, a certain type of patient. Such men are never turned away, but find themselves treated by the oldest Shallyan available.
— Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay: Tome of Salvation
Bodie: I shacked up with a doctor in East Africa and she was an absolute raver! Every time we did it, she took my pulse.
Doyle: To see if you were still alive?
Bodie: To see how soon I'd be ready to do it again! She said I was a perfect physical specimen.
Doyle: Well, you know I mean; East Africa? She was probably comparing you to the red-arsed baboon!
— The Professionals, "Old Dog With New Tricks"
"Teacher, teacher, quick! I need a naked nurse!"
— Eminem, "Brain Damage"
Mr. Beaton: Wow. You can put away the bye-bye juice.
Anaesthetist: Sorry?
Mr. Beaton: I'm knocked out just looking at you. When can we have dinner?
Miles: Well, Nurse Holiday, what can I do for you?
Nurse Holiday: Kiss me, you kinky thing.
Miles: Very well. If you think it will, ah, help your complaint.
Blanche: You rotten devil, you. Call yourself a doctor?
Dr. Gay: "Doctor", "layman". What difference does it make as long as the treatment's right? An' I can give you that, pretty one...
Heaven Canceler: You've been hospitalized twice in the past ten days. Don't tell me you have a nurse fetish?
Touma: What are you talking about? Would I slice off my hand just for that?
Heaven Canceler: Oh. I thought I'd found a compatriot.
Touma: What are you talking about? Would I slice off my hand just for that?
Heaven Canceler: Oh. I thought I'd found a compatriot.
