"You were calling everyone in there discount Mexicans."
— Air Mail Koopa in Shadow's Job!
"Chef Kirby, why am I a burrito?"
— Bowser Junior in No Strawberry Milk!? (Remake)
"I can put her down like a dog."
— Lampy after realizing she could reset someone's point from E V E R Y T H I N G Goes Wrong! (On Purpose) - Roblox: Work at a Pizza Place
"F**K YOU! F**K YOU! I HOPE YOU F**KING DIE IN A F**KING FIRE! F**K YOU, MOTHERF**KER! F**K! F**K! F**K! F**K! F**K YOU!"
— Chemy313 after Sky gets added to the party from Sky joins our party! (Help, the FBI are on their way.) - Miitopia (Part 4)
"What is god's name have I done? I have started the Kromer invasion! Now the sus is everywhere!"
[Among Us Drip starts playing]
Oh god, it's here! [unintelligible] The sus sus is Among Us! I have awoken the sus! The Kromer is fading and so am I!"
— Lampy as a Spamton possessed Kris opening a dark fountain at the end of A Group of Idiots play... Deltarune Chapter 2
"I f**king hate you. I f**king hate you! You f**king piece of s**t! F**k you! I'm gonna f**king kill you! I'm actually I- F**k you! F**K your [unintelligible] are gay. F**k you, you absolute waste of time you are, I hope you die a painful and painful death! I will- no- I will [unintelligible] off the tallest tower where nobody can hear you scream. I'll f**king skin you alive and I will feed you to The Skinwalker."
— Chemy313 after Sky returns to the party in The Boss Battle Gauntlet! - Miitopia (Part 10)
"I UNDERSTAND... [beat] VEGAN."
— Kris as the Snowdin Shop Keeper in Happy Six-Year Anniversary! - Undertale: Corrupted
"Like you have normal Roblox YouTubers and then there's us... what is that above us?! AMONG US?"
— Kris as them and Lampy are driving out of bounds in E V E R Y T H I N G Goes Wrong! (On Purpose) - Roblox: Work at a Pizza Place
"Anyways, f**k the British! I'm nuking them, their a**es will not be missed."
— Lampy in Minecraft Chaos to start 2022 - Minecraft
"Nyeh heh heh! I'm wanted for child murder!"
— Lampy as Papyrus in Papyrus commits several crimes against humanity - Miitopia (Part 2)
"I come back and I see Peter Griffin versus a normal guy."
— Baron Von Snakes commenting on the upcoming match in Crowning The Inaugural Blueberry Champion! - WWE 2K20
"I wonder where my boyfriend and his magnum cock is right now. [Gundham falls from the sky.]"
— Sonia Nevermind in GMod Thingy - The Menu!
"WHY IS PETER GRIFFIN GIVING HEAD?"
— Lampy reacting to Peter Griffin being locked in a choke hold in Fatal-5 Way for the Funky SMP Championship! - Funky Pro Wrestling: Payback
"My fingers are pink."
— Chemy as Funtime Foxy in A Group of Idiots dub... Sonic's Date! (Bonus Dub)
"I had sex with those candles over there."
— Lampy as Sonic to Layla in A Group of Idiots dub... Sonic's Date! (Bonus Dub)
"I HATE MUFFINS! FUCK THE MUFFINS! FUCK THE HOMELESS!"
— Lampy as Sonic once he sees Chef Kirby's stack of muffins he was going to give away to the homeless in A Group of Idiots dub... Bowser Junior's Fortnite Addiction! (Bonus Dub)
"Wow, you guys are kinda sus, ngl."
— Berdly in Inside Joke Rap Battles: Berdly vs. Arcade Craniacs
"You just keep rhyming nuts and piss; that isn't funny! Stupid memes won't get you far, especially not any money! You think you're strong with a .9? Just wait til' I break out the '85! Making sure that Lucas won't get far and leave his parents to cry. Mario's will be left in Madness, no chance of escaping my realm. Now's your chance to dodge my POW, oops! Seems like you both fell down. (Wahooooo!)"
— MX in Inside Joke Rap Battles: Brazilian Hotel Mario vs. Mario Taking A Piss
"You see that woman over there? I'm going to make her pay. She touched me."
— Lampy in The NEW Rawest Video on this Channel - Roblox: Cart Ride Into Talking Ben
"Woah! A woman! I can't believe you're smart enough to do that!"
— Kris as Charmy the Bee reacting to Amy using a computer in A Group of Idiots dub... Sonic Forces
"MY MICROSOFT!"
— Baron Von Snakes as Chef Kirby reacting to his Microsoft account getting banned in A Group of Idiots dub... Bowser Junior's Fortnite Addiction! (Bonus Dub)
"Hola, soy actor porno."
— Lampy as Sonic to Chef Kirby in A Group of Idiots dub... Bowser Junior's Fortnite Addiction! (Bonus Dub)
"Hey, I'm gonna use he/him... him."
[Aggresive desk banging]
— Lampy as Sonic using the wrong pronouns for Infinite in A Group of Idiots dub... Sonic Forces
"Oh damn, the- the horny gods are gone; I wanted to be drowned in cum."
— Entity as Professor Pickle in A Group of Idiots dub... Sonic Unleashed
"What in the racism? That's just silly!"
— Entity as Professor Pickle in A Group of Idiots dub... Sonic Unleashed
"Hey Kris, who's your favorite character? Mine's Mr. Casa."
— Lampy in A Group of Idiots play... Oblitus Casa
"I'm gonna pull your foreskin off!"
— Entity doing a Goofy voice during A Group of Idiots play... Oblitus Casa
"Mom? Is that you in the attic? WHY ARE YOU AN 8-FOOT SPIDER?!"
— Kris as Dr. Eggman in A Group of Idiots dub... Sonic Unleashed
"That uncanny voober stare."
— Lampy in Imveryscared - Imscared: A Pixelated Nightmare (Full Game)
"I can't read... ROMANIAN RIGHTS?!"
— Baron Von Snakes in Chaos Ensues! - Funky Pro Wrestling: Raw (Episode 3)
"Baldi, you cracker! You white-ass fucking bitch! Call you Poppy 'cause you boutta Playtime with my penis!"
— Huggy Wuggy in Inside Joke Rap Battles: Jumbo Josh vs. Baldi
"Eat grapes out the palm of my hand."
— Entity as Dhar Mann in various videos
"It's me Alvin, from Alvin and the Taliban. Do I hear some thieves on my train?"
— Lampy as "Alvin" in A Group of Idiots dub... Red Dead Redemption 2 (Part 1)
