Quotes / Fun with Homophones

Film -- Live-Action

Baravelli: You sing-a high, eh?
Connie: Yes, I have a falsetto voice.
Baravelli: That's-a funny — my last pupil, she had a false set o' teeth.

— Horse Feathers

Literature

Zoe Nightshade: [on the Hoover Dam] Let us find the dam snack bar. Let us eat while we can.
Grover Underwood: [cracking up] "The dam snack bar?"
Zoe: Yes. What is funny?
Grover: Nothing. I could use some dam French fries.
Thalia Grace: And I need to use the dam restroom.

— Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Titan's Curse

Video Games

Reverse-Flash: Your future isn't too bright, Darkseid.
Darkseid: What are you saying, worm?
Reverse-Flash: That an apocalypse awaits Apokolips.

—Injustice 2

Frost: You'll help me fight the Lin Kuei?
The Terminator: Who is Lynne Quay?
Frost: Stupid machine!

— Mortal Kombat 11

Western Animation

Jackie Chan: Shoe!
Hak Foo: [oblivious to the shoe about to hit him from behind] No one shoos me!

— Jackie Chan Adventures, "Shrink Rap"

Sandy: Who put the HI-YAH! HI-HOH... "K" in karate?
SpongeBob: (shaped as the letter U) You did.

— SpongeBob SquarePants, "Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm"

Patrick: (picks up envelope) Ooh! A letter!
Squidina: Who's it for?
Patrick: It says... "U." [for Lady Upturn]
Squidina: Oh! That means it's for you!
Patrick: For me!? (opens it)

—The Patrick Star Show, "Neptune's Ball"

Mr. Frond: Louise Belcher.
Louise: Philip Frond.
Mr. Frond: So, you're in trouble again.
Louise: Drink some cranberry juice.
Mr. Frond: What? No, not urine trouble, you are in trouble!

—Bob's Burgers, "The Cook, The Steve, The Gayle, and Her Lover"

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