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Comic Books
All enveloped now in dough,
See them, monuments of woe.
See them, monuments of woe.
Supergirl: What about this gunk your goon sprayed on me?
Government Agent: It'll degrade in thirty-six hours. Till then, it's a bad hair day.
Government Agent: It'll degrade in thirty-six hours. Till then, it's a bad hair day.
Fan Works
"This reminds of the food fights at the university."
— Sherman, The Calvinverse: Attack of the Teacher Creature
[Misaka Mikoto] stares at me. "You're... you're covered in blood! Are you hurt? There's blood all over the place! What the hell?"
"'It is not my blood,' Misaka-11111 says defensively," I say. "'Do not worry, big sister. I am covered in blood because Kamijou Touma punched the giant gold bird that might have been a raven but might have been another kind of bird and then it exploded and covered everything,' she adds informatively and concisely, removing all possible confusion," I explain.
For some reason that doesn't work. "Someday I'm going to have to explain to you lot about how your descriptions aren't accurate," Misaka Mikoto says, shaking her head. "Well... why isn't he covered in blood?"
Kamijou Touma shrugs. "Magic blood. I blocked it with my hand."
I stare at Kamijou Touma. Misaka-10032 stares at Kamijou Touma. Misaka Mikoto stares at Kamijou Touma.
"... hate you so much," Misaka Mikoto mutters.
"'It is not my blood,' Misaka-11111 says defensively," I say. "'Do not worry, big sister. I am covered in blood because Kamijou Touma punched the giant gold bird that might have been a raven but might have been another kind of bird and then it exploded and covered everything,' she adds informatively and concisely, removing all possible confusion," I explain.
For some reason that doesn't work. "Someday I'm going to have to explain to you lot about how your descriptions aren't accurate," Misaka Mikoto says, shaking her head. "Well... why isn't he covered in blood?"
Kamijou Touma shrugs. "Magic blood. I blocked it with my hand."
I stare at Kamijou Touma. Misaka-10032 stares at Kamijou Touma. Misaka Mikoto stares at Kamijou Touma.
"... hate you so much," Misaka Mikoto mutters.
Films - Live Action
"He... slimed me!"
— Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters (1984)
"That was the second most disgusting fluid I've ever had in my eye."
— Gordon, Run Fatboy Run (on popping a blister)
Live Action TV
"Do you think that tentacle spew comes out with dry cleaning?"
— Cordelia, Angel
"Okay, we're covered in flesh and bone fragments. Scrape it all off into evidence bags. Be careful not to swallow."
— Brennan, Bones ("The Body In The Bag")
Video Games
"Oh, in case you get covered in that repulsion gel, here's some advice the lab boys gave me." [rustle of papers] "Do not get covered in the repulsion gel. We haven't entirely nailed down what element it is yet, but I'll tell you this: it's a lively one, and it does not like the human skeleton."
— Cave Johnson, Portal 2
Web Animation
Christmas, Christmas, Christmas is a wonderful time.
Boys and girls around the world get covered in slime.
The naughty ones get yellow slime, the nice ones get blue,
But in the end, every single child is covered in goo!
Boys and girls around the world get covered in slime.
The naughty ones get yellow slime, the nice ones get blue,
But in the end, every single child is covered in goo!
—Orange, The Annoying Orange, "Christmas Goop
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" Western Animation
"YUCK! I've NEVER been THIS dirty!!"
— Percy, covered in chocolate, Thomas & Friends, "Percy's Chocolate Crunch"
