Janis Ian: Regina George...how do I begin to explain Regina George?
Emma Gerber: Regina George is flawless.
Lea Edwards: She has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus.
Tim Pak: I hear her hair's insured for ten thousand dollars.
Amber D'Alessio: I hear she does car commercials — in Japan.
Kristen Hadley: Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.
Short Girl: One time she met John Stamos on a plane...
Jessica Lopez: ..and he told her she was pretty.
Bethany Byrd: One time, she punched me in the face...It was awesome!
Emma Gerber: Regina George is flawless.
Lea Edwards: She has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus.
Tim Pak: I hear her hair's insured for ten thousand dollars.
Amber D'Alessio: I hear she does car commercials — in Japan.
Kristen Hadley: Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.
Short Girl: One time she met John Stamos on a plane...
Jessica Lopez: ..and he told her she was pretty.
Bethany Byrd: One time, she punched me in the face...It was awesome!
Brandon Nightsking: Next, we get to Jorah, who - urgh! - comes to Emilia Clarke to vouch for Tyrion, specifically singing the praises of Tyrion's mind. Urgh, again, why? I guess Tyrion is going to die with a mouth around his cock, because everyone is sucking his dick this episode. My god, Tyrion is not smart, he's a goddamn reckless idiot who absolutely sucks at giving advice: his battleplan for invasion was so monumentally stupid that even Emilia Clarke commented he might be an undercover agent secretly working for Cersei, and his plan to go north for a wight actually led to the fall of the Wall. And yet Jorah even weirdly says that Tyrion owns his mistakes and learns from them. Owns his mistakes? Learns from them? How exactly did Tyrion own or learn from the murder of his father or Shae? Has anyone held him accountable for those actions? How about his battle plan or his wight quest? Did he apologise to Beric for getting Thoros killed? Did he apologise to Emilia Clarke for getting her dragon killed? Did he apologise to Kit Harrington for the Wall? What on earth has he owned or learned from? This is fucking gibberish.
Sweetrobin: Anyway, at Jorah's suggestion, Emilia Clarke goes to see Sandra and asks her about Tyrion. Sandra then vouches for Tyrion and-
Brandon Nightsking: And then the dicksucking fucking continues! Jesus, everybody frickin' loves Tyrion for some reason. He's so great! I wonder what Sandra would think if she found out that Tyrion strangled to death that overly protective handmaiden she had back in King's Landing. Tyrion is not a hero: he's a failure of a man.
—Preston's Game of Thrones Season Eight Watch: Season 8 Episode 2 Knight Review
"I AM THE CHEESE! I AM THE BEST CHARACTER ON THE SHOW! I AM BETTER THAN BOTH THE SALAMI AND THE BOLOGNA COMBINED!"
— Mr. Cheese, Rocko's Modern Life, "Wacky Delly"
Jean: You're allowed to get scared! I think you're incredible for...
Bob: No! Stop... saying stuff like that!! You an' the Princess, you're always giving me credit for, like, team stuff! We all worked to get out of that... cone! An' Molly brought the space cops. Even Golly bringing Gosh... sort of helped! Look, I'm tired of people talking like I'm something really special. It's actually startin' to creep me out!... Why does anyone think I know what I'm doing?"
Jean: Uh... because you're still alive, maybe?
Bob: "...... heh."
"The constant praise and pedestaling of a wooden hero... this is when that flaccidity starts to leak onto others, because if I can't be convinced this hero is worth something and other characters try to do it for me and I'm still not buying it, then what is all this dialogue for? I mean, seriously, we're five minutes in and they're already drooling."
