(to Buffy) "So Angel has decided to step up his harassment of you."
"By sneaking in her room and leaving stuff at night? Why doesn't he just slit her throat or strangle her while she's sleeping or cut her heart out? (off everyone's looks) What, I'm trying to help."
"By sneaking in her room and leaving stuff at night? Why doesn't he just slit her throat or strangle her while she's sleeping or cut her heart out? (off everyone's looks) What, I'm trying to help."
Giles and Cordelia
Xander: Excuse me, but have you ever heard of knocking?
Jonathan: (Beat) We're supposed to get some books. On Stalin.
Xander: Does this look like a Barnes & Noble?!
Giles: This is a school library, Xander.
Jonathan: (Beat) We're supposed to get some books. On Stalin.
Xander: Does this look like a Barnes & Noble?!
Giles: This is a school library, Xander.
"Oh God. I invited him into my car once. That means he can come into my car whenever he wants!"
"Yep, you're doomed to have to give him and his vamp pals a lift whenever they feel like it. And those guys never chip in for gas."
"Yep, you're doomed to have to give him and his vamp pals a lift whenever they feel like it. And those guys never chip in for gas."
Cordelia and Xander
"You must forgive Spike. He's just a bit testy tonight. Doesn't get out much anymore."
"Well, maybe next time I'll bring you with me, Spike. Might be handy to have you around if I ever need a really good parking space."
"Well, maybe next time I'll bring you with me, Spike. Might be handy to have you around if I ever need a really good parking space."
Drusilla and Angelus
"I know you feel betrayed."
"Yes, well, that's one of the unpleasant side effects of betrayal."
"Yes, well, that's one of the unpleasant side effects of betrayal."
Ms. Calender and Giles
"It's so weird ... Every time something like this happens, my first instinct is still to run to Angel. I can't believe it's the same person. He's completely different from the guy that I knew."
"Well, sort of, except ..."
"Except what?"
"You're still the only thing he thinks about."
"Well, sort of, except ..."
"Except what?"
"You're still the only thing he thinks about."
Buffy and Willow
(to Angelus) "Are you insane?! We're supposed to kill the bitch, not leave gag gifts in her friends' beds."
"But, Spike, the bad teacher was going to restore Angel's soul."
"What if she did? If you ask me, I find myself preferring the old Buffy-whipped Angelus. This new & improved one is not playing with a full sack. I love a good slaughter as much as the next bloke, but his little pranks will only leave us with one incredibly brassed-off Slayer!"
"Don't worry, roller boy. I've got everything under control." (Giles throws a Molotov cocktail at them)
"But, Spike, the bad teacher was going to restore Angel's soul."
"What if she did? If you ask me, I find myself preferring the old Buffy-whipped Angelus. This new & improved one is not playing with a full sack. I love a good slaughter as much as the next bloke, but his little pranks will only leave us with one incredibly brassed-off Slayer!"
"Don't worry, roller boy. I've got everything under control." (Giles throws a Molotov cocktail at them)
Spike, Drusilla, and Angelus
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