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"Come on guys, their train doesn't stand a chance against our samurai swords!"

"Oh, come on, No-one can sharpen/ /any-/ /thing/ /on day/ /light!"
She paused.
He waved the blade again.
"Go/ /od gr/ /ief."
— On Death's scythe, Reaper Man

"Wow, these are good scissors!"
Homer, after cutting through a jumprope, several leashes, and taking out a suspension bridge with a pair of barbershop scissors, The Simpsons

"I'm not kidding. It's really very sharp."
Guardian Of Metal, Brütal Legend

"The things that cannot be cut by my Roukanken [Watchtower Sword], forged by youkai, are close to none!"
Youmu Konpaku, Touhou Project

"There is nothing Excalibur can't cut through."
Caliburn, the base form of Excalibur, Sonic and the Black Knight

"This lance cuts through all mortal matter."

"A dragon's scales can resist a thousand ordinary swords, but a sword made of jewels and crafted by the Dwarves is another story."
Wagner to Cornelius, Odin Sphere

"I heard of a man who had a razor made of Valyrian steel. He cut his head off trying to shave."

Scientist 1: "Amazing! This metal is so strong it can shear through a steel beam as though it were cheese!"
Scientist 2: "It sliced that diamond— the hardest known substance— like a marshmallow! Since he, too, comes from Krypton, Superman is as vulnerable to this sword as an ordinary Earthman is to fine steel!"

"Whoa... The Sword of Heroes! Said to be so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking— OW!"


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