Memes / Hercules

• "HE'S A GUY!"
• "Well, they're just fine. You know, a little dark, a little gloomy. And, as always, hey, full of dead people. What are you gonna do?"
• "Name's Hades, Lord of the dead. Hi, how ya doin'?"
• "What... are... THOSE?"
  • "I have 24 hours to get rid of this... bozo... or the entire scheme I've been setting up for 18 years goes up in smoke... and you... are wearing... HIS... MERCHANDIIIIIIIISE?!?!"
• "Megara. My friends call me Meg. At least they would if I had any friends."
  • "I'm a damsel. I'm in distress. I can handle this. Have a nice day!"
• "And by the way sweet cheeks... I'm real too."
• "Meg, my sweet, aren't we forgetting one eensy-weensy, teeny-tiny but ever-so-crucial, little, tiny detail: I OWN YOU!"
• "Uh, guys? Mount Olympus would be that way."
  • "... ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!"
• Meg is Rose Quartz.^ExplanationBoth characters are voiced by Susan Egan.
• "AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS! He hurled his thunderbolt!"^ExplanationUsed for any instance of either a lightning strike or a sudden electrical surge. Or to briefly explain how so many horrible things in Greek myths can be explained with the arrival of Zeus. Also a great Double Entendre for the other thing the classical Zeus was known for.
• "Honey, you mean HUNKULES!"
• "WHY DOES EVERYTHING LOOK LIKE VEGAS?!".^ExplanationDoug Walker was not fond of how the movie portrayed Ancient Greece, comparing it to 90s Las Vegas. Quite a few people found this bit of criticism to be rather lackluster and that he got overly angry about that detail, especially since many find the aesthetic rather enjoyable. Not helping matters is the fact that much of the more extravagant Vegas architecture is based on Greco-Roman works.
  • "Because Vegas looks like Greece, you fucking idiot..."^ExplanationOney's brief answer towards Doug during a playthrough of the PS1 Hercules game.
• "Have you ever had a dream like this?" ^Explanation A clip of a boy trying to quote Hercules' Dare to Be Badass line towards Phil, only to stammer and end the sentence incoherently, pasted over other characters trying to talk about dreams.
• Zeus: "toO LaTE"^ExplanationFrom a post summing up a lot of Classical Mythology as Zeus having sex with everything that moves, ending with this line and a particularly goofy screenshot of the movie's version of Zeus.

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