- "...and then I got...hugged."
- Avery and Carrie being convinced that Noah is a stalker. At this revelation, Carrie finds a plant and bashes him with it.
- 3 years later, after seeing Noah again, Carrie again strikes Noah with a plant.
- In the 'present day', Noah wakes up to discover he went 'full asshole,' complete with his hair having blonde tips.
- "Goddamn time travel!"
- In one timeline, Noah finds out he's gotten quite fat.
- When Avery hugs Noah, footage of war and explosions plays out.
- Noah enlists Max to help him:Max: "If all else fails, be an asshole."Noah: "Be an asshole?"Max: "Not hard asshole, soft asshole."
- Noah's reaction after realising he travelled back to 2014.
- This conversation:Noah: "I'm stuck here, and the girl I love is dating someone else. Is that what you're saying?"Chad: "Yeah. Story of my life."Noah: "No, it's not the story of your life, because you're not a time-traveller Chad!"
- Noah's drunk antics.
- Holy Shiiiiiit!!
- "I owned your ass, space-time continuum!"
- Ethan, Avery and Carrie go for a run, and Noah joins in. However, his leather pants aren't breathable, and he trips, exhausted.
Funny / When We First Met