- The Supersizers Eat the Middle Ages culminates in Giles, Lord of the Manor, making the following toast to the members of the public that have come as guests:Giles: To the peasants! May your lives be nasty, brutish and very, very short!
- In The Supersizers Eat The French Revolution, Giles and Sue visit an electricity demonstration, with Sue standing on the electrical plate. In seconds, her wig rises in every direction.
- When sparks emerge from their fingertips, Giles decides to find out if sparks can emerge from his buttocks.Tour Guide: Too close, not too close—
Giles: Can I make, uh, sparks come out of my arse?
Tour Guide: Not too close!
(With a loud BANG, and a shriek from Sue, sparks emerge from Giles's hindquarters.)
Sue: OH! Jesus Christ, that went right through me, really badly!
Giles: I just got seriously—
Sue: No no no, you didn't seriously get it; I seriously got it, because I'm surrounded by metal, and you're not! And you just stuck your anus into my forcefield, and look at me!
- On Day Three, Giles cuts his finger during the first course and laments that his blood is not blue.
- When sparks emerge from their fingertips, Giles decides to find out if sparks can emerge from his buttocks.
Funny / The Supersizers Eat